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July 9 - 13, 2007

60 Shows, One Birthday
Sammy Hagar, legendary rock star and founder of Cabo Wabo Tequila (one of the finest Tequilas in the world), is celebrating his birthday in a unique way, with a sixty city US rock tour. But just like last year's "Livin' It Up" tour, this isn't just a rock concert, it's also one of the biggest parties of the summer. When The Red Rocker comes to town, he's also bringing his Cabo Wabo Village with him, meaning the party starts before the show even begins. It only gets better from there as the opening act is former Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony’s Mad Anthony Express performing early Van Halen numbers and a variety of early rock classics.  Next, fans will be treated to a performance by Los Tres Gusanos which will play early Sammy Hagar songs and, finally, Hagar and Anthony will come together as The Other Half, performing a number of Halen tunes from the "Van Hagar" era.  For more information on where and when the party is headed for your town, visit www.redrocker.com.
 

The Bill Engvall Show, Starring Bill Engvall
It was over a decade ago that Bill Engvall first became famous for his “Here’s Your Sign,” standup routine, and though that phrase helped launch into pop culture, it still can't compare with the fame that came from being part of the fab four known as The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Along with Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White and Jeff Foxworthy, Engvall took over the comedy would with tours, TV Shows, CD's and best selling DVDs. And while the Blue Collar shows may be over, Engvall hasn't slowed down a bit. After dabbling in movies with Larry the Cable guy in Delta Farce, Bill is set to return to TV in his very won TBS sitcom, The Bill Engvall Show. He also recently released a new comedy CD, 15° Off Cool, which is available everywhere.

 

Big Laughs
When it comes to comedians, Jim McCue is head and shoulders above the rest.  This is mostly due to his freakish six foot six frame, but even in the joke department he ranks pretty high.  Jim McCue has been featured on Comedy Central and Comcast Comedy Spotlight, and he's also worked in clubs, colleges corporate gigs and overseas for the troops in Iraq. Along with working the stage, Jim has done a pretty good job behind the scenes too; he’s the founder of The Boston Comedy and Movie Festival.

 

Fightin' Words
By smoothly blending social commentary and political satire, Leo Flowers has not only been able to work his way up the comedy ranks in a short period of time, he's also able to keep his act as fresh as the day’s headlines. Flowers’ smart and edgy act can be heard on his first standup comedy DVD, Fightin’ Words” and has also been featured on MTV.  Recently, Leo got to try his hand at acting by playing a detective in the boxing film, NBT.

 

Comic on the Rise
It hasn’t taken long for Josh Sneed to make a name for himself as a standup comedian. In fact, it was just a few short years ago that he gave up his ‘regular job’ at Procter & Gamble to pursue his dream of entertaining audiences across the country. He's appeared on numerous standup-based comedy programs including Comedy Central's Premium Blend and Ed McMahon’s Next Big Star (where he finished 2nd out of 175 comedians). Though he’s a comic on the rise, Sneed’s also dabbled in acting and writing. He wrote and starred in the film Let Me Be Blunt, was cast in a national commercial for the University of Kentucky and was once hired as the head comedy writer for a minor league baseball team.

 

Extreme Makeover: Mecurio Edition
Over the past few months Paul Mecurio has called in to share his helpful tips on how certain public figures, holidays and inanimate objects, could easily change their public images, and we're happy to say that this Thursday, he'll be sharing his newest installment. Aside from makeovers, Mecurio is also a talented writer and comedian. He won an Emmy Award as a writer for Comedy Central's The Daily Show and makes regular appearances on MSNBC and FOX News as a political satirist.

 

Heywood Ya Play Us a Song?
Heywood Banks has been a fixture on the BOB&TOM show almost from the very beginning, which is why it's no surprise the "Toast" loving singer/songwriter was once again featured on the most recent project, Man Boobs. Armed with his ever-tuned guitar, and an adequate grasp of his hysterical lyrics, Heywood will be joining us in the studio to do what he does his best; make everyone's early mornings bright by not only singing a few of his classics like Big Butter Jesus, Wiper Blades and 18 Wheels (if he can remember them), but he'll also be premiering a brand new tune! Heywood also just released the brand new album, Big Butter, which is available with all his other CDs at comedyhome.com

 

Old Enough to Drink?!
When comedian Dan Bougler first arrived on the scene, he left a lot of people asking, “who the hell is this kid?”  But after winning the Boston Comedy festival in 2006, at the ripe old age of 20, his name is one that people will begin taking notice of.  Since then, Dan has been featured on Comedy Central, BBC, and the HBO Aspen Comedy festival, and now that he’s 21, his future looks even brighter because now he can drink after his shows.

 

A Man for Any Audience
For the past decade, comedian Bill Burr has been working hard to establish himself as one of the finest standup comics in the business. And he’s had no shortage of opportunities to do this, averaging over 300 shows a year in a variety of venues. It doesn’t matter if he’s performing on Late Night With Conan O’Brien or Showtime at the Apollo; Burr finds a way to connect with any audience. In his early days of comedy, he did this by making fun of his lunatic father, but these days he covers everything from current events to, well, his lunatic father. Burr has been featured on The Late Show with David Letterman, starred in two films (Perfect Fit and Passionatta), and had his own HBO special. We also noticed it's fun to say his name in the voice our favorite talking horse, Mr. Ed.

 

Costaki Talk
If the name didn't tip you off, comedian Costaki Economopoulos comes from a Greek background, which is why it's not surprising he's been described as a “joke philosopher.” And we're positive he's not the only one saying that. Known for his clever writing, Costaki's punch lines have been heard on
The Tonight Show, BET, and MTV. In other news, he's released his first comedy CD, C'mon It's Jokes, and is dating the beautiful and funny comedienne, Caroline Rhea.

 

Vague But True
Whether he's in the studio, on the phone, or live on his special ISDN line, comedian Tim Bedore joins BOB&TOM every Wednesday to bring us a new edition of his popular weekly feature, Vague But True. In these musings, Tim talks about whatever is on his mind at the time, whether that be politics, life lessons, spring breaks, or stories on how animals are trying to wipe out the human race. But no matter the topic, folks all over the country are glued to their radios waiting to hear what Bedore has to say.

 

The Intellectual Buffoon
Using a mixture of intellectual humor and physical buffoonery, David Crowe leaves no subject uncovered when he takes the stage. He enjoys sharing stories about putting bumper stickers on other people’s cars just as much as he loves dispensing his views on current events and politics. As the only comedian in history to win both the Seattle International Comedy Competition and the San Francisco International Comedy Competition, Crowe is well respected among his peers, and luckily for him, non-comedians find his act equally as enjoyable. He’s one of our favorite guests, has appeared on three previous B&T albums and delivered a killer performance at the BOB&TOM Comedy Show that was recorded for Comedy Central.

FACTOID - David Crowe was the kicker on his high school football team

 

Funny Or Not, Here He Comes
The very classy suit wearing, cigar smoking comedian Bob Zany is once again set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report, and because he's had over a full week to prepare, we're sure Zany will be bringing his A-material for what is sure to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report, and guest appearance of all time (no pressure, Bob). If for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Salmon: The Other Pink Meat" T-shirts while you're at it.

 

Wake Up, Sleepy Carl
Whether on the phone or in the studio, we’ve been treated, for longer than we can remember, to comedian Mike Birbiglia's writings, also known as his Secret Public Journal. In these musings, Mike's covered everything including his infatuation with pizza, problem with sleepwalking, brother Joe, fear of bears and alter ego "Sleepy Carl." Will this next entry cover one of these favorite topics, or might it be something completely new? Only Mike knows for sure. Well, until he reads it to a national audience, that is.

 

 

 

 

 

"A threesome has never been one of my fantasies, but when someone offers, it becomes one really quick."
- David Crowe

"I like a woman with a past. A skank with books."
- Drew Hastings on his preferred type of woman

"The only way you meet women on the farm is if their car breaks down."
-Drew Hastings

"My daddy won't let me date bass players."
-Phrase on the front of baby Sally Griswold's onesie

"When I'm not eating, I'm being crushed by my memories."
- Chick McGee

"Going to the bathroom has become my new favorite thing. I don't know why they call it 'Number Two" because it's clearly number one."
-Louis C.K. on getting away from his family

"The only way I can get my wife to leave me alone is to walk around the yard with a hose. I don't even turn the water on."
- Scott Dunn on his wife giving him chores

"You're making me feel like I want to tell you to shut up."
- John Fischer on how to argue with women using feelings

"Well, aren't you fancy. You're just a fancy Dan."
-"Nick Nolte" to Bob after finding out he enjoys coffee in the morning

"I'm like Michael Jackson, only the non-crazy version."
-Daniel Tosh on hanging out with 12-year-old boys

"I am not going to Google 'Designer Vagina.'"
- Kristi Lee

" If you want to know what you really look like, have a kid draw you. They will find what you're most self conscious about and exploit it."
- Pete Dominick

"When you're proposing to your girl, never use the phrase 'worst case scenario.'"
- Andy Kindler

"I'm representing the skull."
- Auggie Smith on embracing his bald look

"I see people all the time with hideous growths on their heads."
- Tom Griswold on the story about the old women who grew a horn.

"I don't know what Cooter-Man's power is, but he smells just like Aquaman."
- Chick McGee on the show's new Super Hero creation

"I saw my bra laying on the floor the other day and thought it just looked tired. Like it had given up."
- Caroline Rhea

"President Bush hosted a dinner to honor the Queen of England. To impress his guest, he learned a few phrases in English."
- Bob Zany

"My books have more bad marriages in them than the green room of the Dr. Phil show."
- Bill Scheft

"You bring the condom, I'll bring something to putin it."
- Auggie Smith on dating

"in all the years I've done radio, nobody has ever asked me what Drew Barrymore smelled like."
- Blake Clark to Chick McGee