w w w . b o b a n d t o m . c o m

July 10 - 14 2006
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Fit
as a Fiddle
Sam Bush won
his first awards for playing the fiddle before he had even
reached puberty, and that was just the beginning of what
would become a successful career in music. Known as one
of the founding members of the New Grass Revival, Sam Bush
has been called a modern day Bill Monroe and is one of
the main attractions at the annual Telluride Bluegrass
Festival in Telluride, Colorado. Though he’s often
found working alongside other legendary artists whenever
they need a world-class fiddler, Bush has also released
a number of hit solo albums, including his brand new project, Laps
in Seven.
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Laugh
Again with Gaffigan
Since releasing his new album, Beyond
the Pale (which he believes to be the perfect gift for
anyone at anytime) Jim
Gaffigan has been a busy man. Not only is he taking part in
a whirlwind tour across the country, he also co-created a new superhero
team alongside 'sun-free' buddy Conan O'Brien called The
Pale Force. The first three installments of their adventures
appear on Jim's website, and more episodes will be airing on Late
Night with Conan O'Brien. In other news, keep an eye out
for Jim on the big screen when stars in the dramatic new film The
Great New Wonderful with Maggie Gyllenhaal, Edie Falco
(Carmella Soprano) and Tony Shalhoub (Monk). Jim also appears on
the brand new BOB&TOM album, Donkey
Show.
FACTOID -
Jim starred in the movie Stephanie
Daley which was shown at this year's Sundance
Film Festival.
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Bad Cop Equals Good Laughs
Comedian Mike Armstrong was such
a bad cop, when he left the police force, three internal affairs
officers had to be let go because there was no longer a need
for their services. Whether he was pulling over motorists to
warn them of speed traps down the road, monitoring birds with
his radar gun or making U-Turns to avoid arriving on the scene
of an accident, Armstrong personally
helped strain police relations with the public without even
trying. He may have struck fear in the hearts of everyone in
town when he was working behind the badge, but now that he's
a civilian and making a living on stage we all feel a whole
lot safer. Mike just recently released a brand new comedy album, Comedy
Police, and is featured on the
new BOB&TOM project, Donkey
Show.
FACTOID -
Mike's wife has a twin sister. He claims that this means
he knows exactly what his sister-in-law looks like naked.
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Jim
Short on Comedy
How many different accents can you fit into one standup comedian? Jim
Short is attempting to find out. Originally from Australia, Short
began doing standup comedy in Austin Texas, but is now based out of San
Francisco. Whether or not the audience can understand him, Short is winning
them over one joke at a time using a unique mix of personal observations
on pop culture, world media, history, and television. The last time he
was here, Jim shared with us his opinion on the little Microsoft paperclip
that helps you write papers and let's just say it wasn't a favorable
one.
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A
Man Full of Adjectives
Bizarre are demented are two adjectives normally reserved for mentally
ill patients, but when you tack on sarcastic and hilarious, you’re
probably talking about a standup comedian. One man who fits that description
is Andy Hendrickson,
who’s act (which as been described as having a touch of cynicism
mixed with a boy next door charm) has been entertaining audiences in
comedy clubs everywhere. His original songs and comedic jabs have been
broadcast on a variety of mediums including TV, satellite radio and even
cellular phones.
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Join
The Crusade
Since Tim
Bedore's popular segment, Vague
But True, has become a regular
feature on the BOB&TOM show, certain topics seem to pop
up on a regular basis. One of the most popular subject matters
has been the secret war raging between man and beast which
Tim has dubbed the "Animal Conspiracy." The first
installment of this larger work appeared on the album B&T Camel
Toe almost two years ago, but as the news stories keep
adding up and listener e-mails keep rolling in, Tim has had
no choice but to continue informing the masses about this
ongoing battle.
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Shooter
Jennings
His mama didn’t let him grow up to be a cowboy, but she (and his
famous father Waylon Jennings) did let him grow up to follow his dad’s
footsteps and become a musician. Shooter
Jennings began learning music at an early age while traveling in
his parent’s tour bus. By the age of 14 he was playing and recording
with his father’s band, and by sixteen he had discovered rock n’ roll.
After leaving for LA to break into music, he assembled a band called
Stargunn which helped him gain some credibility on the rock scene. After
they dissolved, Shooter went out on his own and released his first solo
album Put
the O Back in Country in early 2005. This year, he is touring
with Lynyrd Skynyrd and 3 Doors Down, and just released his second album, Electric
Rodeo.
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Got
a Myth? They'll Bust It
When you’ve got an urban legend that you want debunked, who you
gonna call? The
Mythbusters of course. Jamie
Hyneman and Adam
Savage have been disproving (and occasional confirming) popular legends
and myths on The Discovery Channel for a few years now, but before their
television fame, they’ve held a number of other crazy professions.
Some of the more interesting bullet points you’ll find on their
resume include model builder, wilderness survival expert, chef, interior
designer, animator, scenic painter robot inventor, special effects guru
and carpenter. Individually they’ve worked on some of the biggest
movies and TV commercials, but together they’ve done some really
great work like figuring out if you can swing over the bar on a swing
set or finding out how much water slows down a bullet. Starting July
12, Discovery will begin airing all new episodes of the popular weekly
series every Wednesday Night at 9PM.
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Tuesdays
with Zany
Legendary comedian Bob
Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany
Report once again and we can barely contain our excitement. Having
had less than a week to prepare, we're wondering if Bob is ready for
the daunting task ahead, to present what he thinks is top-notch material
in hopes of creating fits of laughter that will last all day. We're guessing
this isn't going to happen, which is why he's also going to be presenting
the Bing Crosby Joke of the Week and Fix The
Joke Baby. And if that's still not enough, maybe you'll enjoy
the new catch theme song.
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Rock
Star: Supernova with Tommy Lee
The popular reality series Rock
Star is back for a second edition, and this year it’s
better than ever before. Not only is it airing two times a week, Tuesdays
at 9 and Wednesdays and 8 on CBS, it also features an all-star line-up
of rock musicians who will join forces to form the new rock super group,
Supernova. On the show, contestants will compete to become the lead singer
of Supernova consisting of Tommy
Lee (Motley Crue), Jason Newsted (Metallica) and Gilby Clarke (Guns
N' Roses). And don’t worry, fans of last year’s show will
be glad to hear that co-hosts Dave Navarro and Brooke Burke will be returning
this season.
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Clean
Up Act
Jesse
Joyce began his standup career in the comedy clubs,
but not in the way you'd think. His first gig was actually
as a janitor, working at the Pittsburgh Funny Bone cleaning
up bathrooms and scrubbing urinals. In between cleanings,
Joyce was perfecting his craft and eventually traded
in his mop for a microphone, becoming the club’s
emcee. Once Joyce had outgrown his gig as an opening
act, he made the move to NY to pursue his theater acting,
writing and standup comedy careers. His standup has been
featured on Entertainment
Tonight, the short-lived Jokevision
Network and on Lifetime, and he’s won two Addy
awards for commercial writing.
FACTOID – Jesse Joyce’s
uncle was a clown in The Ringling Bros. & Barnum and
Bailey Circus and his great uncles were founders of the
International Juggling Association.
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Rock
Star: Supernova
The popular reality series Rock
Star is back for a second edition, and this year it’s
better than ever before. Not only is it airing two times a week, Tuesdays
at 9 and Wednesdays and 8 on CBS, it also features an all-star line-up
of rock musicians who will join forces to form the new rock super group,
Supernova. On the show, contestants will compete to become the lead singer
of Supernova consisting of Tommy Lee (Motley Crue), Jason Newsted (Metallica)
and Gilby Clarke (Guns
N' Roses). And don’t worry, fans of last year’s show will
be glad to hear that co-hosts Dave Navarro and Brooke Burke will be returning
this season.
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"I never trust a hooker with fresh breath."
- "Larry King"
"The most ticklish people in the whole world are people
walking down the street who you don't know."
- Mike Armstrong
"My body has no sexual meaning anymore, so if I can make
people laugh with it, at least it's being used."
- Louis C. K.
"At least the US had an Exit Strategy for the World Cup."
- Bill Scheft on the US defeat in Soccer
"You couldn't look down on me anymore than you already
do. You are so superior to me, it's breathtaking."
- Chick McGee to Tom
"I think the word you were looking for was 'perfect.'"
- Tommy Johnigan after Chick called him a 'freak.'
"The McRibb is the deadbeat dad of the fast food restaurant.
It comes around every 6 months and you're supposed to be excited
about it."
- John Garrett
"I know a lot of my comedian friends are a little 'kumbaya',
but I would actually own a gun."
- Richard Jeni
"All of my home invasions are in the nude."
- Chick McGee
"I figured, women must like men's rear ends because it reminds
them of a purse. It's got two sides, split in the middle and
you keep your $&^# in it."
- Richard Jeni on things he doesn't un
"How come when you make suggestions they sound annoying
and stupid, and when I do it they sound reasonable."
- Tom Griswold to Kristi while talking about grocery stores
"If Chick had a cologne, it would smell like mayonnaise."
- Tom Griswold
"It was a tough gig. They had to wake me up to fire me."
- Jim Gaffigan on his straight jobs before becoming a comedian
"I told people that I was from Indiana and they told me they
didn't know they had such strong accents in Indy."
-Wolfgang Puck on his heavy German accent.
"How much money is Russia putting into this 'international' space
station. I mean, it's like playing poker with your kids."
- Chick McGee to Dr. David Wolf
"Carrying around Vagisil is like having a I. V. for your genitals.
You need that constant lube."
- Tom Griswold
"I would take it from you any way."
- A Caller asking Chick to sing 'Happy Birthday' to her
"I've been in a wreck in a parked car."
- Tom Griswold
" No, sweetheart, your nipples in the coffee."
- Bob Kevoian on being on a nude beach.
"How come it's always Jesus that people see in food. Why not
your neighbor. Hey look, it's Ron!"
- Stan Stankos
"I'm fine boned with gazelle-like movements."
- Drew Hastings on his 'flitting' around
"My indian name is Running Tab."
-Mike Armstrong on his Indian heritage
" I asked my wife if she wanted to have a three-way. She said yes,
but she wanted to know who the other two people would be."
- Geechy Guy
"I think you need to shut up now."
- Bob Kevoian to everyone
" I've done about 80 movies, although most of them starred Brian
Bosworth. He couldn't stop Bo Jackson, but he can sure keep
a buddy comedy
from being funny."
- Tom Wilson
"I didn't know I was white trash until I met Tom."
- Kristi Lee
"Pete Rose, Jr. faces prison and house arrest for steroids
distribution. By the way, he had only one request of the warden.
He's asked to wear his dad's old number."
- "Larry King"
" Hot pockets come in packs of two so that there is one to eat and
one to be in the freezer when you move."
- Jim Gaffigan
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