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July 11 - 15 2005

 

The Biggest
Name in Comedy
Comedian Costaki Economopoulos' humor has been described as smart, pointed, hip, sharp, insightful, socially relevant, and gut-laugh funny and he’s been described as a “casually brilliant joke philosopher.” Just look at his business card, it's all right there. Aside from standup comedy, Costaki is still looking for a full time staff writing position on a sitcom, so if anybody “knows a guy,” make sure to give him a call (he's in the book). But until that day comes, the biggest name in comedy is keeping busy with other projects, including the release of his new CD,
C'mon It's Jokes.

 

Turning Ignorance into a Career
When it comes to ADD and medication, Tom Cruise and comedian Ryan Dalton are on the same page. You don’t need to take pills, just give patient a stage, a mic and an audience, and they’ll be just fine. It seems to have worked for Dalton. A native of Cleveland, OH, Dalton discovered after graduating from college that the entertainment industry might be right for him because it was one of the few places where a basic lack of knowledge on any subject is not only necessary, but also embraced. He uses standup comedy as a way to poke fun at controversy and the “everyday personal injustices” that are dealt with by the common man. He also tries to defend the common woman whenever possible.

 
Got Books, Got Tapes, You're Healed
With self-help gurus like Dr. Phil, Dr. Laura, and Tony Robbins saturating America with their books and tapes, you’d think the population would be getting mentally healthier. According to author
Steve Salerno, the opposite is actually true. In his book SHAM: How the Self-Help Movement Made America Helpless, he says that the empowerment movement is actually increasing the victimhood of its followers. Not only does he claim the methods don’t work, he also points out the flaws in the preachers like how Dr. Phil shames rather than helps his guests, and Dr. Laura, who preaches family values, didn’t even know her mother died till weeks later. Salerno is the author of multiple best selling books and continues to work as a freelance feature writer, essayist, and investigative reporter for a number of magazines and newspapers. He’s also been a guest professor of journalism and non-fiction writing at three universities.
 

Half The Man
He Used to Be

Not only is comedian Pat Godwin a superb songwriter and excellent guitarist with the uncanny ability to mimic the voice and style of almost any other artist you can name, he's also become a member of the family (for better or worse). Godwin has been a major part the past few BOB&TOM albums, landing multiple memorable tracks including the now classic Gangsta Folk, First Date and C'est La Vie. Recently, Pat has gone through some major changes, mostly but not limited to his appearance. He's now sleeker, slimmer and (judging by his last big hit, You Don't Have a Clue) a little darker than ever. Much like when Drew Hastings drops by, it's always an interesting visit when Pat's in the studio because you never know what little tidbits of his personal life might become the fodder for a morning of laughs.

 
Have RV, Will Travel
Tom Simmons is somewhat of an enigma, having been born in New York City and raised in the deep south. With this polar opposite foundation, Tom was destined to either become a standup comedian or spend a lifetime in psychotherapy. To add another wrinkle to his already delicate mental state, Simmons’ made the decision early in his career to travel from gig to gig in a motor home, with his wife. This wide range of life experiences, many of which we wouldn't want to go through, has left Simmons with enough material to last a lifetime. It's also helped him develop an act that even those of us who live in houses can enjoy. Just don't expect him to do a lot of marriage material because his better half will be out in the parking lot listening to him on the radio.
 

His Shark is
Worse Than His Bite

Adam Savage, the non-beret wearing co-host of MythBusters, holds many more titles than that of an urban legend debunker. He’s also an animator, graphic designer, stage and interior designer, carpenter, welder, scenic painter, research and development supervisor, package designer, actor and writer. For the rest of his accomplishments, see the back of his business card. When not appearing on MythBusters, s one of Discovery Channel’s most popular programs, Adam keeps busy as a special effects guru in Hollywood, working on technologically advanced films like Star Wars Episodes I & II, The Matrix sequels and Terminator 3. On a special two hour edition of MythBusters, Adam and Jamie kick off Discovery Channel's annual "Shark Week" festivities by testing the popular shark myths raised by the movie Jaws.

FACTOID - Shark Week has been an annual feature on Discovery Channel since 1988 and is cable television's longest running programming event.

FACTOID - Adam Savage also worked on Galaxy Quest, one of our Top 100 Comedy Films of all time.

 

It's Like Talking to Him on the Phone,
Only Slightly Better

For months now, Mike Birbiglia has been sharing his stories from the road in a little segment he likes to call his Secret Public Journal, now accompanied by a snappy little intro featuring the full BOB&TOM horn section. We're very excited to say that this week he'll actually be performing this reading live in the studio. And who knows, maybe he'll do a little standup comedy too, or course, he'll be doing it sitting down. In August, Mike will be joining Kevin Pollak, Drew Hastings, Henry Phillips, Pat Godwin and a host of other comics who will be touring the country as a part of the FRIENDS OF THE B&T SHOW FALL COMEDY TOUR 2005. You can sign up to have Mike's Secret Public Journal e-mailed directly to your in-box by clicking here. Be sure to take a look at Mike's childhood greeting cards while you're there.

FACTOID - If you want to join Mike's ongoing pizza discussion, (and why wouldn't you?) you can do so by clicking here and posting your thoughts.

 

Tim Bedore:
A Stand Up Guy

Over the past 20 years Tim Bedore has spent thousands of hours entertaining audiences. He began his career on the radio but soon discovered that he preferred the type of instant feedback only a live audience can provide. That's when he decided it was time to move into standup comedy. Since then, Tim's headlined comedy clubs across the country and is one of the few comedians who's comedy is just as funny on paper as it is on stage. Bedore has written and recorded over 250 editions of his popular editorial, Vague But True, many of which he's read on the air. A handful of these, such as his installment on The Animal Conspiracy, have been featured on past BOB&TOM albums.

 
 

Fix-the-Joke, Zany
Legendary comedian Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report once again and we can barely contain our excitement. Having had a week to prepare, Bob is once again ready to present what he thinks is top-notch material in hopes of creating the biggest, funniest, most spectacular Zany Report of all time. However, if for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, Bob's still got BobZany.com to fall back on. It's there that you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby, and while you're at it, why not pick up one of those "Eat Salmon the Other Pink Meat" T-shirts?

 

And Now a Word
From Dan St. Paul

Dan St. Paul isn’t just a huge baseball fan, he’s also a suburban husband and father who has to deal with the same daily frustrations as everyone else. The only difference is, while others just complain about their problems, Dan’s been using his as fodder for standup comedy material for years. Whether he’s talking about the pitfalls of living in San Francisco or how his son Roy is a bit of a nerd, St. Paul doesn’t just tell jokes, he creates stories filled with comedic characters and events. His storytelling techniques are showcased perfectly in is his bit, The First Baseball Game, which has spawned a number of sequels. These pieces rank among the most popular bits in BOB&TOM Show history, and have been featured on six of their albums.

 

Our Opening Band,
Paul & Storm

Paul Sabourin and Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo used to perform as part of the enormously popular comedy quartet, Da Vinci’s Notebook, but having struck out on their own, they're now the dynamic duo known as Paul & Storm. While the band's name really isn’t all that clever, their music and material most certainly is. The last time they came on the show, they shared a few of their of new tunes including the rejected jingle for Cheetos and a couple of "Randy Newman" movie themes. Both of these popular bits along with many other humorous tracks can be found on Paul & Storm's new album, Opening Band, which is now available at the BOB&TOM webstore.

 

 

 

 


"Watching you work is like watching a kid with a match running around a fireworks store."
- Tom Griswold

"There's no beeping in radio."
- Bob Kevoian

"The runaway bride took a bus cross country. I think she's suffered enough."
- Costaki Economopolous

"I wear SPF 45 on my skin. That's not sunblock, it's liquid shirt."
- Ryan Dalton

"Let's take a moment to contrast your pain with my success."
- "Dr. Phil"

"You are now officially my least favorite guest."
- Chick McGee to Pat Godwin

"My solution is to put birth control in the water, but strictly by zip code."
- Tom Griswold on people who shouldn't have kids

"I've lost 70lbs since the last time you saw me, which I found out is equivalent to an Olsen Twin."
- Christine Steadman

"Hang out with losers and you look like a winner."
- Jack Freeman, Success Guru

"Being a lesbian is about more than bad haircuts and riding a motorcycle."
- Tom Griswold on tolerance and acceptance

"Katie Holmes says she had posters of Tom Cruise on her walls as a kid and now she's marrying him. I find that infinitely creepy. That's like me marrying Jessica Hahn."
- Mike MacRae

"I feel okay now, fortunately my testicles broke my fall."
- Chick McGee on falling through his attic

"My Latino wife likes the spicy food, but I've got a white man's tongue. I can't even handle salt on my popcorn."
- Bryan Kellen

"When I get rich, you can call me African American. For now, I'm just black as hell."
- JP Madison

"Whatever Madonna believes in is automatically wrong."
- Tom Griswold

"Freedom knows no season."
- Chick McGee on celebrating the 4th of July on the 3rd

"When I was in Reno i saw they have five religious channels on cable. When they talking about sins I though they were reading a list of things to do in town."
- Karen Rontowski

"I think Chick is our Gilligan. He's ruined three peoples lives."
- Bob Kevoian

"The only thing pot ever killed was boredom."
- Sean Kent

"No matter how many surgeries you have, you can't take the depression out."
- "Floyd Tucker"

"Just because I can't believe I live in a nice house doesn't mean you shouldn't."
- George Lopez on being mistaken for help at his home

"I like it because it's not funny."
- Marty the Boss at a recent lunch meeting discussing bit ideas

"When I'm raising my kids, I sometimes feel like I'm being initiated into a fraternity."
- Dave Dugan

"Have you ever watched a movie, then gotten into a fight with your wife about it afterward, then almost got a divorce? Me neither."
- Chick McGee

"There's nothing wrong with having sex while you're drunk."
- Bob Kevoian

"Sex, drugs and Rock n' Roll, that's what bugs are all about."
- Ruud the Bugman

"Is it a jackpot on the Barry Manilow slot machine when his face and two other fruits pop up."
- Bob Kevoian