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July 12 - 16 2004

July 16, 2004
The Timeless Music of Tim Cavanagh
He may have given up trying to keep his songs under one minute in length, but this new extended format has opened up new creative doors for comedian Tim Cavanagh. Now with all this extra time on his hands, Cavanagh can expand on each of his song's selected subjects, finding the perfect punch lines, and creating even more memorable lyrics for us to sing along with. Looking through the archives, it’s obvious that Tim is able to write a song on almost any topic, so we never know what we're going to get when he picks up his guitar and begins to play. If you enjoyed his comedy tunes when they were a mere sixty seconds in length, just imagine how much harder you'll be laughing now that he's thrown out the stopwatch.VIP members can get their Cavanagh fix anytime by clicking over to the Tim Cavanagh Audio Page!

 

July 16, 2004
Who's the Foss?
If you enjoy rapid-fire comedy, observational humor and thought provoking musings, you'll realize that going to a Tom Foss show just makes good sense. Foss is a dyslexic, outdoorsy, West Virginian comedy machine gun that fires off jokes faster than most folks can laugh at 'em. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't try. As an added bonus to those in attendance, Foss always makes it a point to work at least five minutes of local material into each set. He finds this location specific comedy just by taking a few hours out of his day to drive around each and every town he performs in. For all these reasons, there isn't a venue in the country that wouldn't welcome Foss with open arms, as long as he's got enough money to buy a ticket.

 

July 16, 2004
Who Want's to Be a Winner? Jack Freeman Can Help!
Jack Freeman's specialty is helping average Joes create better lives for themselves by passing along the money making tips and lifestyle advice he's collected over years of life experience. He does this with his one-man show and seminar on tape, which he lovingly refers to as The Business of Living. From hanging out with losers in order to make yourself look better, to selling your wife’s “services” at a discount price, Jack Freeman can tell you what you need to do in order to finally become a winner.

 

July 15, 2004
Taking a Page Out of Da Vinci’s Notebook
Paul Sabourin and Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo of Da Vinci’s Notebook have struck out on their own, and joined together to form the musical duo, Paul and Storm. While the band's name really isn’t all that clever, their music most certainly is, though you’ll notice that they have a much different sound than their a cappella counterparts. They attribute this to their use of instruments. Paul and Storm are currently touring across the country, performing songs from their brand new album Shame and Cookie Dough.

 

July 15, 2004
Too Good to Be True
Now that Tim Bedore's popular editorial, Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, we can't wait to find out what the topic of each new installment will be. Sometimes the topics are ripped directly from the headlines of the daily news, like last week's about the idiots who run with the bulls, other times the subject matter is taken from Tim's own life. Regardless of where Bedore finds his inspiration, the result is always good clean fun. You can also hear Vague But True on NPR's prestigious program, Marketplace. Bedore is currently performing his standup as part of the Four Stand-up Dads comedy tour.

 

July 14, 2004
Shhh... Don't Tell

Adam Sandler took America by storm when he became a regular cast member on SNL. His goofy characters on Weekend Update and his catchy songs like Lunch Lady Land and the Chanukah Song helped pave the way for a number of comedy albums (many of which have gone platinum) and eventually a successful movie career. From the cult classic Billy Madison to co-starring in the hit film Anger Management with Jack Nicholson, Sandler has become a top draw at the box-office. While his movie career is soaring, Sandler hasn’t forgotten about his musical and standup comedy roots. His fifth album, Shhh... Don’t Tell, has just hit stores and features seven crazy new songs and 12 hysterical comedy skits.

FACTOID – Sandler's first big break in television came when he landed the role of "Smitty" on The Cosby Show.

 

July 14, 2004
Still America's #1 Survivor
It only took one episode of
Survivor: Pearl Islands for America to fall in love with Rupert Boneham, and over a year later, the feelings haven't changed. The tie-dyed tank top wearing, black bearded, gentle giant became a fan favorite from the moment he stole his opposing tribe's shoes and sold them for money. It was a no-brainer for the producers of the show to invite Rupert back to participate on Survivor: All-Stars, considering he was the most popular player in the show's history. Though he debated whether or not to participate the game again, his decision to return to Panama paid off in the form of a $1 million check. He didn't win the game, but he did win the bonus prize when he was voted America's favorite Survivor player by the viewers. Now that he's back in the states, Rupert spends his time selling tie-dyed t-shirts, making public appearances, posing for pictures with fans and loving every minute of it. We can only hope to see the bug guy on television in some capacity in the near future. Watch out Crocodile Hunter, here comes Rupert.

FACTOID – Rupert got involved with the Survivor after participating in a state fair Survivor contest in his home town.

 

July 14, 2004
Back on the Grid
After taking himself off the grid for a few months by living in a shack in the middle of a forest, comedian Drew Hastings is back in action and once again a productive member of society, at least, as much as he ever was. He's tall, dresses all in black, wears dark rimmed glasses, has a thing for redheads and sports a shower cap while bathing, yet he still insists he's just like everybody else. Though Drew is a frequent visitor to the Friggemall complex, it's always an adventure when he stops by because with each visit we gain a little more insight into the enigma that is Mr. Hastings. Very few others… actually, no one else has ever shown up to the show wearing a sash, riding a horse or driving an old, boat-sized automobile that they purchased on eBay. But that's what we love about Drew, and lead us to believe he leads an “alternative” (metrosexual) lifestyle.

 

July 14, 2004
Pat Godwin's New CD Is “Under the Bed”
Pat Godwin's new comedy album, Under the Bed, is available now from the BOB&TOM webstore. Pat's new project features new material including Gangsta Folk and First Date (you know, the one about the old folks getting it on), new studio versions of old classics such as Switch to Beer, C'est La Vie and Voices in my Head, live cuts from the BOB&TOM Show including Nobody Speaks English Anymore and The Legend of John Fox, and songs never before heard on the radio. If you're a Pat Godwin fan, and how could you not be, this is a must have CD for your collection! BOB&TOM.COM VIP subscribers can brush up on some of Pat's classic material by visiting the Pat Godwin audio page.

 

July 13, 2004
NASCAR's Bad Boy
Every sport needs a good villain, and NASCAR is no different. Love him or hate him, Tony Stewart wears that black hat extremely well. Not only is he one of the most aggressive and entertaining drivers to watch, he also remains a fan favorite because he's always near the top of the standings. Growing up in Indiana, home of the world famous Indianapolis 500, Stewart began his racing career at the age of seven racing go-karts. His first championship came five years later when he won the World Karting Association National Championship, but this was only a precursor of the titles ahead. Stewart captured the IRL Championship in 1997 and NASCAR's Winston Cup Championship in 2002. Stewart currently drives the #20 Home Depot Chevrolet in the NEXTEL Cup series, where he just took the checkered flag at the Tropicana 400 in Chicago.

FACTOID - Tony Steward is one of the only drivers to ever finish both races in the grueling "double duty," consisting of the IRL's Indy 500, and the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Coca-Cola 600 in the same day.

 

July 13, 2004
Lord Help Us
Lord Carrett sounds more like a late night infomercial vegetable slicer than a standup comedian, but put your credit cards away because he’s no kitchen accessory. Lord Carrett is the reigning “king” of comedy and he promises that “Heads will Roll… with laughter” once he gets going. Carrett is clever comedian and a master of misdirection whose punch lines seemingly come out of nowhere. While telling a story, or setting up a joke, Carrett brilliantly manages to keep you guessing as to where he’s headed, while at the same time charming you with a killer smile and the best hair in comedy, by far.

 

July 13, 2004
Laughing on the Inside
After a seven day rest, comedian Bob Zany is poised to return to do what it is he does best, The Zany Report. Though he's often denied the laughs his jokes truly deserve, Bob hasn't given up his personal mission to deliver a Report that requires zero fixing, and gets everyone in the studio to laugh, at least once. Just incase this week's report doesn't live up to Bob's lofty goal, there will also be new editions of "Fix-the-Joke, Baby" and the "Bing Crosby Joke of the Week" to save the segment, we hope.

 

July 12, 2004
Stick Around For Bill Scheft
Former standup comedian turned writer, Bill Scheft pens the the column "The Show" in Sports Illustrated, and is the author of one of the greatest novels of our generation, The Ringer, but right now he's first and foremost a sports fan. Though most people feel like this is the slowest time of year for sports, Scheft disagrees. With the MLB All-Star game, NBA free agency and the Tour De France making headlines, Bill has more than enough material to write about. Speaking of baseball, if you see Scheft on the street, make sure to ask him if his Red Sox will be able to beat the Yankees anytime this season, he always appreciates that. Scheft is one of the most comically gifted geniuses we've ever had on the show, and ranks among our favorite guests (we've even had him sit in as a co-host when Bob was away). In fact, we enjoy his phone calls so much, we've even set up a special hotline just for him.

 

July 12, 2004
Joe Sportscaster
Joe Buck, son of the late, legendary St. Louis Cardinals announcer Jack Buck, not only shares his dad's love of the broadcast booth, he's also proven that excellence in sports casting runs in the family. Buck is a three-time Emmy Award winning broadcaster for FOX, and has earned the right to be named among the premier announcers in all of sports. Not only is he the first play-by-play announcer to handle lead NFL and MLB coverage in the same year since Al Micheals and Curt Gowdy, he's also the youngest person to ever call a World Series. Buck began broadcasting for the NFL on FOX at the age of 25, and added baseball to his workload just a few years later. He currently works as the voice of the St. Louis Cardinals, and is the lead announcer for FOX's NFL and MLB coverage.

FACTOID - This year's MBL All-Star Game will be Joe's fifth. He did play-by-play in 1997, 1999, 2001 & 2002.

 

 

 


"I had somebody ask me if my stalker was good looking. I told them that if she was good looking, she'd be a fan."
- Lord Carrett

"The hookers at the Republican convention are Pro-Life."
- Bill Scheft

"I've been known to have a period."
- Chick McGee

" Is the purpose of the ski boots to get you used to the feel of a cast."
- John Rathbone

" If your dentist is the one telling you you've got a VD, that's not good."
- Tom Griswald

" People who say money can't buy happiness don't own a wave runner."
- Daniel Tosh

" I shave my region because I want to have the fastest sex ever. I've shaved .3 seconds off my best time."
- Daniel Tosh

"My second album has become an unintentional collectors item."
- Mac McAnally

" Never send food back at a truck stop."
- Larry Reeb

" I don't drink to have fun, I drink to forget."
- Chick McGee

" I pulled a muscle in my sleep the other day. I guess I'm going to have to loosen up before I go to bed."
- AJ Jamal

" When was the last time you heard the phrase 'oh the humanity'??
- Tom Griswold on putting Hydrogen back in blimps

" If cell phones caused cancer, Tom would have a second head."
- Chick McGee

"The only way Bob could smoke more is if he hired an assistant."
- Tom Griswold

" When a man realizes he won't get out of bed to go see naked girls, it's a sad day."
- Mark Sweeney on being old on spring break

" You can't laugh away syphilis."
- "Larry King"

"You can hide anything in a Jell-O shot."
- Mark Sweeney