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July 14-18

July 18, 2003
Just Another All-Nighter for Dave Attell
Dave Attell, the man who never sleeps, is returning to the Friggemall Complex for the first time in years. Famous for his adult themed late night program Insomniac, Attell has grown accustomed to working the third shift. Will he be able to function this early in the morning or will this just be an extension of another all-nighter. On Insomniac, audiences follow Attell around on his late night adventures through various cities. Now in its fourth season, the show has taken Dave to places like London, Key West, and Las Vegas... all known for their outrages nightlife. Insomniac airs on Comedy Central every Thursday at 10pm, but if Dave's odd hours are to much to handle, you can buy the Best of Insomniac on DVD.

 

July 18, 2003
Getting to Know
John Bizarre

John Bizarre is not one to talk about himself. Want proof? Just check out the biography on his official website. When you are able to get him to open up, you can usually get helpful hints like how to spot a good hooker in a crowd, and personal philosophies such as why real women have big asses. When John stops by this time around, we'll see if we can pry a little more info out of him, and maybe figure out exactly what it is that makes him tick (aside from the STDs).

 
July 17, 2003
The Wild Side of
Michael Loftus

You might recognize Michael Loftus from his standup shows on Comedy Central, or from his finals appearance on Star Search earlier this year, and if on-the-edge comedy is your thing, you probably enjoyed his act. Michael has never been afraid to tackle everything from politics to current events or anything else that enters his wild and wacky stream of consciousness. To Loftus, everything is fair game and nothing is off limits. He proved this on BOB&TOM’s most recent album Gone Wild when he talked about Looney Tunes characters replacing Jesus and his twelve buddies in the portrait of "The Last Supper."
 

July 16, 2003
You Deserve a Spankin'!
The Asylum Street Spankers is a collection of wildly diverse individuals, all of which are crazy about music. They began as a country-blues revival band who's defining feature was its absolutely all-acoustic shows. No amps, no problem… the Spankers were still able to electrify audiences across the country (and recently, Japan). Through eight years, 30 musicians, six albums, and a grueling touring schedule, the Spankers are always evolving. Their interests have broadened to include just about every form of music playable on acoustic instruments and their humor is better than ever which explains why The Scrotum Song has become such a huge hit with BOB&TOM fans.

Asylum Street Spankers clarinetist, Stanley Smith, (front left) suffered acute kidney failure a few weeks ago. Not only did he miss the Spankers' trip to Japan, but he's now saddled with massive medical bills from two weeks of hospitalization. If you would like to make a donation to Stanley's medical fund make your check or money order payable to: Stanley Smith, and mail to: Stanley C/O The Asylum Street Spankers, P.O. Box 49799, Austin, TX 78765-979

 

July 16, 2003
Singer, Comedian, Lovable Loser
Henry Phillips, singer/songwriter/comedian, has recently turned actor in his original movie series, The Loner, which follows the life and times of a guy who just can't seem to win over the women at his local bar. Henry plays the part frighteningly well, but after listing to a few of his songs like Jerkin' Around, Gotta Get a Girlfriend, and The First Time I Saw You, you may begin to think Phillips isn't really acting, Though Henry has developed a new love for film, he hasn't abandoned performing his humorous, cynical, and often twisted songs which we're hoping to hear when he joins BOB&TOM in the studio.
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July 16, 2003
Cupid Is as Cupid Does
When Simon Cowell of American Idol fame dubs someone a resident Rottweiler, that's really saying something. What scary television entity was able to earn this nickname? Cupid's very own Laura Restum. Her job on the new reality show is to help find her best friend the perfect man by holding auditions around the country to find the best available bachelors in each city. It's during this auditions that Restum gets to unleash her inner beast and take her best (or worst) shots at these wannabe celebrities. Once she and her other friend decide on the right crop of guys, it's up to America to vote on which one gets to be the man of the Cupid Girl's dreams. Cupid airs every Wednesday on CBS.

 

July 16, 2003
Tammy Slated to Appear on Leno!
Tammy Pescatelli is a busy busy girl! She recently returned from a USO tour of Kuwait, Uzbekistan & Pakistan and immediately segued into a two-week stint as headliner at the Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas. Tonight (Wednesday, July 16th) she will make her debut appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. We have long known that Tammy is destined for greatness, and tonight a national TV audience will be introduced to the charismatic comedienne who refers to herself as "Dr. Dago." Get a preview of tonight's performance when Tammy calls in to bring us up to speed on her skyrocketing career.


July 15, 2003
Helping Contestants Win Money By Being Funny

Though he's never won an Emmy and he doesn't star in a hit sitcom, Bob Zany's still number one in our hearts... or at least a close second or third. That's because he is on his way to film another appearance on (our other favorite comedian) Jimmy Pardo's new game show, National Lampoon's Funny Money. But what we really love about him is that he brings us The Zany Report each and every week, which is always good for a laugh. And don't forget, Zany hosts a game show of his own, "Fix-the-Joke Baby," where you can win one of those Eat Salmon the Other Pink Meat T-shirts, a couple great CDs, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

 

 



 



"I like the show 'Last Comic Standing' because it's like 'The Real World' without hopes and dreams."
- Dave Attell

"I just let the alcohol do the talking."
- Dave Attell on how he meets women

"Being on TV hasn't helped me much with the women. But it has helped my standings with drunken frat guys."
- Dave Attell

"Doesn't the devil deserve a highway?"
- Tom Griswold on changing the name of Route 666

"I don't like it when women call me a loser. I feel like I tried something... so I'm not a loser, I'm a failure."
- Henry Phillips

"I put the 'Ho" in Honesty."
- Monique Marvez

"If you're a pallbearer, don't wear flip flops."
- Sean Morey

"I've given away half of my stuff twice. How do I still own anything."
- Sean Morey on divorce

"The idea of owning a compound appeals to me."
- Tom Griswold

"The idea of lighting striking your penis has actually crossed your mind? What is wrong with you."
- Bob Kevoioan on Tom's fear of peeing outside

"May you rest in peas."
- Tom Griswold on using frozen vegetables to keep dead bodies cold

"Santana is like hot sauce, he makes everything better."
- David Lee Roth

"Martha Stewart is a domestically gifted McGyver."
- Christine Stedman

"The monkey is finally off my back."
- Bob Kevoian on hitting a hole in one

"My balls don't do any acting, but my penis does standup."
- Tom Griswold

"We put the 'F' in professional."
- Bob Kevoian

"Nothing says 'Happy Birthday Jesus' like Las Vegas"
- Mark Sweeny

"Sallie Mae was after me for so long that the only credit card I could get was from the Fashion Bug."
- Mark Sweeny

"Now that my book is in paperback, my family may actually buy it."
- Bill Scheft

"If you're drunk enough, and your teeth are sharp enough, all panties are edible."
- Brian McKim