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Aug 4 - 8

Avoiding the Typecasting Bug
Jeff Bridges has been able to avoid being typecast into certain movie roles because of his diversity as an actor. Though he says this may have kept him from being in a lot of blockbuster flicks, it has established him as one of the best leading men in films today, earning four academy award nominations. Jeff, the son of the legendary Lloyd Bridges and brother of fellow actor Beau, has made a career out of being able to play everything from a serial killer to an extraterrestrial disguised as a human. In his most recent release, Bridges plays rich businessman, Charles Howard. The movie, Seabiscuit, is based on the true story of a racehorse that captured the imagination of the entire country during the great depression. Seabiscuit, showing in theaters everywhere, is already getting praised as a possible selection for this year's best picture nomination.

FACTOID - In between takes, Jeff Bridges likes to spend time shooting still photography, which is a hobby of his.

 

August 7, 2003
One of The Best Ever
Actor Robert Duvall is truly a legend in the film industry. The roles he's played over his thirty plus years in Hollywood have among the most memorable characters ever to appear on screen. From historical figures like Stalin, Eisenhower and Gen. Robert E. Lee, to classic literary characters such as Boo Radley (To Kill a Mockingbird) and Roger Chillingworth (The Scarlet Letter), Duvall always delivers performances so brilliantly that you often forget you're watching an actor. At 73 years old, Duvall has over 80 films credits to his name, including some of the best ever made such as Apocalypse Now, The Godfather I & II, The Natural and Network. His most recent work, Open Range starring Kevin Costner and Annette Benning, is an old fashioned western that takes place in an era of change for Cowboys, fighting for their right to freegraze their cattle. Open Range opens Friday, August 15 in theaters everywhere. view the Trailer

FACTOID - Robert Duvall's awards include:
1965: Obie: Distinguished Performance, A View From a Bridge
1972: New York Film Critics Circle: Best Supporting Actor, The Godfather
1975: London Film Festival: We're Not the Jet Set
1979: BAFTA: Best Supporting Actor, Apocalypse Now
1979: Golden Globe: Best Supporting Actor, Apocalypse Now
1980: Montreal Film Festival: Best Actor, The Great Santini
1983: Oscar: Best Actor, Tender Mercies
1983: Golden Globe: Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama, Tender Mercies
1983: Los Angeles Film Critics Association: Best Actor, Tender Mercies
1983: New York Film Critics Circle: Best Actor, Tender Mercies
1990: Golden Globe: Best Actor in a Miniseries or Telefilm, Lonesome Dove
1992: Golden Globe: Best Actor in a Miniseries or Telefilm, Stalin
1999: Screen Actors Guild: Supporting Actor, A Civil Action

 

August 7, 2003
Double Down on Laughter
Comedian Michael "Blackjack" Wilson may have been hit till he was 17, but he's recovered since then. Now he's entertaining audiences all across the country with dead on impressions of such famous folks as Jerry Seinfield, Adam Sandler, Arsenio Hall, Gilbert Gottfried and many more. No need to buy insurance when this comic Ace is showing in your local club. Blackjack will split your sides and win your hearts with every joke he tells.

FACTOID - Blackjack can do an improv skit using all the voices from the show Seinfeld, and used these skills to entertain the cast of Seinfeld during the filming of their final episode.

 

August 7, 2003
Rising Star
In a close competition, Chicago Comedian John Roy won the comedy competition on the first season of Star Search. For his troubles, Roy won a cool $100,000, a CBS development deal and a guest-starring role on a CBS program. This puts John in an exclusive club with other successful Star Search Alumni such as Ray Ramano, Sinbad, and Martin Lawrence. Now that he's got some money in his pocket, and his name has some credit, John can get back to work doing what he loves, standup comedy. Roy brings comedic observations on contemporary culture, childhood, and the media, and delivers his jokes using energetic character voices, clever dialogue, and even singing, if it comes to that.

 

August 7, 2003
No, Not That Tommy James
His name is Tommy James, but he has never been accompanied on stage by Shondells. In fact, he doesn't even like their music. He also has no associated with the porn site that you're sent to when you type in his former dot com address (thanks to a domain poacher.) However, what he is is a talented young comedian that's on the rise, and finally beginning to make a name for himself… even if it's the same as someone else who's hit it big before.

FACTOID - Tommy James writes a montly column for the online comedy magazine Shecky all about his Big Move to LA.

 

August 6, 2003
Etta May I? Yes You May

When Etta May enters a room, you know you're in for a good time. Tipping the scale at a beautiful 200 pounds, clad in a floral blouse and polyester pants, and sporting a lovely print bandana and pointy glasses, you may have flashbacks of your high school lunch lady or your football coach dressed in drag. But make no mistake, she's more than eye candy. Etta May is a veritable steamroller of southern sass that's been making audiences howl with laughter all over the country.

 

August 6, 2003
Focusing on Funny
If comedian Warren B. Hall's humor can get laughs over in Korea and Japan, you know it's got to be good. Hall is returning to the US, fresh off his USO tour of East Asia where he performed at military bases for our troops overseas. If you didn't happen to catch those shows, you may recognize him from his television commercial work, or from various clubs across our own country. Hall is a self-proclaimed 98% clean comic who doesn't shy away from adult innuendo, but can be enjoyed by the entire family… even pets.

 

August 5, 2003
Nobody's Fool
It's Tuesday once again, and to try something new and exciting, Bob & Tom have decided to laugh hysterically at every one of the jokes in this week's Zany Report. Will comedian Bob Zany be able to figure out that this new found success is nothing more than a clever ruse, or will it take the genuine laughs enjoyed by our Fix The Joke Baby (live) contestant to convince him? Either way, it's bound to be a good time. Plus, as always, our contestant will walk away with a boatload of prizes including a one year BOB&TOM VIP membership, a couple of ultra cool T-shirts and a copy Zany's highly sought after CD I Just Can't Win Baby.

 

August 4, 2003
It Pays to Drink Pepsi
Drew Carey, beloved actor and standup comedian, is jumping networks for a live two-hour special where some lucky cola drinker will have the chance to win $1,000,000,000 (yes, that's one billion dollars). Pepsi, and the producers of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire are teaming up to bring you the first ever Pepsi: Play for a Billion sweepstakes where 1000 contestants will battle it out for the chance to go for the billion. Drew Carey hosts this extravaganza that will be shown live on the WB Sunday, September 14. You may recognize Carey from his hit ABC programs The Drew Carey Show, and Who's Line Is It Anyway.

FACTOID - Though we're not exactly sure how the competition for this program is going to work, sources tell us that there will be a monkey involved, really.

 

August 4, 2003
The Platypus Man,
Richard Jeni

Comedian Richard Jeni has come a long way from being the young college kid, continuously bombing at his local comedy club. Now he's doing it on a much larger scale in front of a much bigger audience. Standup comedy that is, not bombing. Jeni's act is one of the best in the business and his hour-long cable specials have earned him numerous awards. Many of them rank among the most popular and most watched comedy specials ever to air on cable. His first HBO special, Platypus Man, was such a huge hit that it spawned a UPN sitcom of the same name. Jeni has spend time in front of the camera as an actor, starring in hit films like The Mask with Jim Carey, and on the small screen in commercials. He's written and starred in ads for Arby's, Certs, and Office Max, as well as a Clio award winning stint with the Milk Association.

FACTOID - Richard Jeni has appeared on the Tonight Show more than any other standup comedian since Jay Leno became host. He's been on with Carson and Leno over 20 times total.

 
August 4, 2003
It's Your Favorite Uncle Larry
Larry Reeb is the guy you try your hardest to keep the kids away from at the family reunions. You know the one... wondering around the party, dispensing unsolicited, yet thought provoking advice to anyone and everyone that will listen. It doesn't matter the topic. You could be discussing the joys of raising children, nipple piercing, your last adulterous affair or even football... Uncle Lar's got tips on everything. "It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy," says Reeb. "If this were a perfect world, I'd be unemployed."
 
August 4, 2003
Bangin' and Sangin'
A Billy Jonas performance is an explosion of energy. Using singalongs, bangalongs, whisperalongs, and an array of improvised songs, his primary instrument, and the one he enjoys most, is people. When not playing the audience, Jonas' original pieces are played on "industrial re-percussion" instruments made from everyday objects. Jonas' recent CD, "Life So Far," sparkles with unique perspectives and interesting sounds. Songs filled with hope, yearning, wonder, and wisdom include special guests David Wilcox, Glen Velez, Robert Moog (on Theramin), and Zimbabwe's Black Umfolosi voice and percussion choir. Jonas has also released a video for younger audiences, entitled "Bangin' and Sangin,'" that's earned critical acclaim, including a Parents Choice Gold Award, and inclusion on the New York Times "Best" listing.
 

 



"What's a four letter word for snatch? Grab!."
- Chick McGee

"If someone's going to shave your balls, who better than a midget."
- Tommy James

"You don't know embarrassing until you've been knocked over by a hose and painted by a wrestler."
- Michael Wilson

"The only clubbing I've ever done is a baby seal."
- Etta May on dance clubs

"I think God's black because that would explain why everything tastes like chicken."
- Warren B. Hall

"You know you are getting fat when you sit in the tub and the water in the toilet rises."
- Etta May

"Kristi, if you had pulled you pants down any lower we would have been in Gineyville."
- Chick McGee

"If you are playing penny slots, even if you win you are a loser."
- Larry Reeb

"I love gay people because they are the only ones still excited about getting married."
- Drew Carey

"You are a good guitar player Tim. It's just too bad that you sing."
-Bob Kevoian to Tim Wilson

"At at my most affectionate when nobody's in the room."
- Drew Hastings

"It's hard to walk into a strip club with a fur coat and not look like a dick."
- Tim Wilson

"According to my e-mail, there are a lot of girls who like to get naked right after school."
- Drew Hastings on Spam e-mail

"The problem is that I'm not getting laid yet."
- Tim Wilson on his recent love life

"She needs to be beaten about the face and head."
- Drew Hastings on the woman changing her name to govegi.com

"I like watching trials because it's nice to see someone else besides me in trouble... losing their stuff."
- Chick McGee

"Anna Kournikova may have to retire from tennis... but who cares."
- Chick McGee

"There's an opening in the NBA for a superstar now."
- Bob Kevoian

"I love being chubby because chick's that smoke pot love me. They think I have food at my house."
- Reno Collier

"If no meant no then every man would die a virgin."
- Daniel Tosh

"Snow is not a lubricant."
- Gunner

"Money does buy happiness, otherwise you would see more homeless people skip."
- Daniel Tosh