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August 9 - 13 2004

August 13, 2004
Notoriously Vague, But Surprisingly True

Now that Tim Bedore's popular segment, Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, we can't wait to find out what the topic of each new installment will be. Whether the inspiration for his editorials has been ripped from the headlines or is based on his own life experiences (such as last week's look back at summer camp), you know Bedore will be reporting them each week from his dinning room, comfortably seated in a big blue beanbag chair. Bedore is currently performing his standup as part of the Four Stand-up Dads comedy tour.

 

August 12, 2004
A Comic Reflects
on Childhood

When John Heffron's parents found out that he'd been skipping night school classes in order to pursue his dream of performing stand-up comedy, they weren’t thrilled. But how were they supposed to know that one day this truant teen would climb the ranks of the comedy world and be among the final three contestants on NBC's Last Comic Standing. With a fresh, youthful appearance and the outlook of a man trying to figure out life as a grown up, Heffron is one of comedy's rising talents. Before he became a reality TV star, John's other television credits included appearances onThe Tonight Show , Premium Blend and NBC's Friday Night. But now, more than anything else, John is concentrating on the fact that he is still in the running for the LCS grand prize. He performed his final set this past Tuesday, so all he can do now is hope that America liked him more than Alonzo Bodden and Gary Gulman. We figure he's got a 1-in-3 chance of winning the thing, and those aren't bad odds.

SIDE NOTE - John Heffron is one of the two comics behind the "That Guy Game!" which has become a popular pastime at bachelorette parties everywhere.

 

August 12, 2004
The Doctor is In
Wearing a custom tailored suit jacket and sporting a curly pony tail, you may be asking yourself just who exactly is Doc Barham? Well, maybe you didn’t, but that was the first question to cross our minds when he showed up on our doorstep. Turns out, he’s a standup comedian, one that’s not afraid to take on any subject, even if that means crossing over into the realm of political incorrectness. Doc’s comedy has been featured on a number of television networks including ABC, PBS and Comedy Central. If you'd like to learn more about Doc Barham, it might be worth purchasing his first comedy album, Mommy, The Clown Bit Me.

 

August 12, 2004
Don't Let the Name Fool You, He's Actually Quite Big

Whether he's talking about his lack of hair or focusing on his hefty size, comedian Rob Little always tries to place a positive spin on everything. The difference between Rob and an ordinary happy, fat, bald guy is that his sunny takes on life usually conclude with clever punchlines. With a personality that's been described as the unlikely combination of Chris Farley and Jack Black, it didn't take Rob long after to college to realize that working for IBM wasn't a good fit. Instead, he left his office life behind to become a standup comedian, and just look what it's gotten him so far. He's a graduate of the world famous Second City comedy team, he's headlining comedy clubs across the country, and he landed a job as a sketch player on The Best Damn Sports Show Period.

 

August 11, 2004
Vince Gill & The Notorious Cherry Bombs
Vince Gill is considered by many to be the ambassador of Country music, and with as much as he’s accomplished in the industry, there’s nobody more qualified for the job. He’s won more CMA honors (17) than any other artist in history, including being named Entertainer of the Year twice. He’s also got 14 Grammy awards on his trophy shelf, which is more than any other Country singer has won since the late Chet Atkins. Gill's been burning up the Country charts since he went solo in 1989, when he busted on the scene with the hit song “When I Call Your Name.” Before that, Vince found a home playing in Rodney Crowell’s high-energy country band, The Cherry Bombs. The group's initial run only lasted two solid years before breaking up, but after nearly a decade and a half apart, they've made it clear that they've still got it. Now known as The Notorious Cherry Bombs, the reunited band has already made headlines with the controversial song, “It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night,” which is featured on their new self-titled album,

FACTOID – In the Cherry Bombs new music video, Vince Gill does something he’s never done before in his career (as far as we know). He dressed in drag.

FACTOID - Vince Gill is a huge fan of The Mr. Obvious Show.

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

 

August 11, 2004
Prime Time
Blue Collar Comedy

Jeff Foxworthy is the author of several best selling books, the star of Ace Award winning comedy specials, starred in his own sitcom (on two different networks), is the first comedian to ever have an album go triple platinum, the host of a weekly countdown radio show, and has a new sketch comedy show on the way. Blue Collar TV debuts on the WB network Thursday night 8pm ET. With the help of guest star Ron "Tater Salad" White, Bill Engvall and Larry The Cable Guy, Foxworthy& friends will lampoon television as they take a Blue Collar look at game shows, the hit drama "CSI" and a very special skit called "Hick Eye for the Queer Guy." The redneck dictionary word of the week is "fascinate."
Check out Jeff's website!

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

 

 

August 11, 2004
True Blue Comedy
Truly one of the funniest and most well respected comics in the nation, it's no wonder that Robert Schimmel is featured alongside fellow funnymen Bill Cobsy, Dennis Miller, George Carlin, Sam Kinison and many more on the new comedy compellation CD, Hey That's Funny!: Comedy's Greatest Hits. Now it's true that Schimmel is frank, funny and usually surrounded by controversy due to his comedy's blue nature, but it's not because Schimmel is excessively dirty. It's just that his comical musings tend to focus on darker subjects than most. However, this hasn't kept him from appearing on multiple HBO specials, one of which, Unprotected, is finally available on DVD.

 

August 10, 2004
Life After
Last Comic Standing
St. Louis native, Kathleen Madigan has starred in her own HBO and Comedy Central standup specials, filmed television pilots, reported for ESPN2, has appeared on the Tonight Show 12 times, won the American Comedy Award for “Best Female Club Comic,” and has filled in for Kristi Lee at the B&T news desk. With all these accomplishments already under her belt, Kathleen's got no reason to be too heart broken that she wasn't the winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing. Madigan finished in the top six and stayed in the game till it was narrowed down to the three finalists, missing the show's finale by only one episode. The bright side of having her reality TV gig come to a end is that she can move on to her next career adventure as well as let us in on some behind the scenes dirt.

 

August 10, 2004
Fix-the-Joke Zany
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. This courageous comic runs the comedy gauntlet every Tuesday, hoping that his report will trigger an eruption of laughter that will fill the halls of the Friggemall building. Though he often comes up just shy of his lofty goal, this legendary talent doesn't know the meaning of the word quit. In addition, one lucky fan will attempt to improve on one of Zany's punchlines by playing Fix The Joke, Baby, and in doing so, will win a boatload of prizes including a one year BOB&TOM VIP membership, a couple of ultra cool T-shirts and a copy Zany's highly sought after CD, I Just Can't Win Baby.

 

August 19, 2004
The Show With Bill Scheft
Former standup comedian turned writer, Bill Scheft pens the the column "The Show" in Sports Illustrated, and is the author of one of the greatest novels of our generation, The Ringer, but right now he's first and foremost a sports fan. Though most people feel like this is the slowest time of year for sports, Scheft disagrees. With the pennant races on in Major League Baseball, NBA free agency coming to a close and the NFL entering its pre-season, Bill has more than enough material to write about. Speaking of baseball, if you see Scheft on the street, make sure to ask him how his Red Sox missed out on landing Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson, he always appreciates that. Scheft is one of the most comically gifted geniuses we've ever had on the show, and ranks among our favorite guests (we've even had him sit in as a co-host when Bob was away).

 

 

 


"When are you going to pick a day to be conscience."
- Chick McGee to Tom

" I'll be lucky if I walk away with $72 of the prize money."
- John Hefron on all the deductions taken out of the Last Comic Standing grand prize.

"If Chick were in it, it would be called Needle Dick and Doof?"
- Bob Kevoian on the German version of Laurel & Hardey, Dick & Doof

" It's easier to get an organ transplant that it is to swim with the dolphins at sea world."
- Robert Schimmel

" I didn't lose my testicle because of the cancer, it's just that my insurance has a really bad co-pay."
- Robert Schimmel

" Old people are big shoplifters."
- Chick McGee

"At one time during my sitcom, I was named the worst actor, and they didn't even specify television."
- Jeff Foxworthy

" You can take a horse to water, but you can't make him play ping-pong."
- Harland Williams

" If you die, and you're in debt, you win."
- Ben Creed

" All marriages are same sex marriages. Because once you're married it's the same sex over and over and over."
- Bill Engvall

" It's not TV, it's TiVo."
- Chick McGee on his substitute for traveling on vacation

"If you want to wake the dead, I'll let you borrow my son's bag from camp."
- Tom Griswold

" When you hit bone, you're too clean."
- Chick McGee in response to Tom's claim that you can never be too clean

" You guys rock like a nymphomaniac's tailor."
- Lord Carrett

"My porn name is going to be Bob Fortuna."
- Mark Cordes

" I wouldn't want to be running a brothel in Iraq with free eats."
- Tom Griswold

" I am anti-family. Do you know that every bad person that's ever lived came froma family? I've done research."
- Auggie Smith