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August 15 - 19 2005

Better Than A Breakfast Pocket in the Morning
And Cut! Comedian Jim Gaffigan was a fish out of water, or as he saw it, an immigrant from a strange land when he first arrived in New York over 10 years ago. Where was this far off place Gaffigan called home before moving to the big-apple? No, it wasn’t overseas or even outer space, it was a small town in the midwest. But Jim's story of an Indiana native turned big city star was the inspiration for his short lived, yet critically acclaimed sitcom Welcome To New York. This series didn’t last long on network television but that hasn't kept Jim off the small screen. Since then, Gaffigan has appeared on Sex in the City, three Law & Order series, The Ellen Show, and as a reoccurring character on That 70’s Show and Ed. Along with his constant touring of the US comedy club scene, Gaffigan can also be seen in a handful of hysterical Sierra Mist commercials.

FACTOID – Jim Gaffigan was approached to create his sitcom after his first time performing on “The Late Show with David Letterman.”

 

The Comedian Not the Composer
Comedian David Arnold has made a handful of television appearances, most of them on sitcoms and standup shows like Comic View, Living Single and Malcom and Eddie. But his most notorious television spot occurred when his wedding was filmed and documented for TLC’s reality series, A Wedding Story. Arnold is a Tonight Show veteran who often pokes fun at his family life growing up, but now that he's hitched, he's got a whole new family to make fun of. You can hear all about Arnold's life when he was still a single man on his comedy album, 'Cause I Have To Work in the Morning.

 

Reliving Late Night Legends on DVD
Though famous for hosting his own show, Dick Cavett actually began his career writing for fellow talk legends Jack Paar, Merv Griffin, and Johnny Carson. Beginning with The Dick Cavett Show in 1969, Cavett has hosted a series of programs on various networks and during that time has been nominated for eleven Emmys and has won three. Cavett continues to pop up in films and on TV from time to time, but his most recent venture involves his original talk show. The Dick Cavett Show is headed for DVD with the new release, The Dick Cavett Show: Rock Icons. The DVD contains nine episodes from 1969 to 1974 featuring performances and interviews with rock greats like Janis Joplin, David Bowie, George Harrison, Paul Simon, The Rolling Stones, Stevie Wonder and many more. Also available on DVD, The Dick Cavett Show: John Lennon & Yoko Ono

FACTOID – Dick Cavett has appeared as himself in a number of films including the classics Forest Gump and Annie Hall.

 

General Lee
Lee Levine began doing stand-up in San Francisco back in the late 90s, but after five years of developing his craft he decided to take his act to LA. Upon arriving in Hollywood, Levine immersed himself in improv comedy and sketch writing while at the same time perfecting his standup. It wasn’t long aft this that Levine had the honor of being selected to entertain US troops in Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, Qatar, Djibouti, Kuwait and Iraq. Lucky for him that after living in LA for a few years, he was used to performing in hostile environments.

 

What a Treat,
What a Tasty Treat

Harland Williams has a knack for playing memorable, out of the ordinary characters in films. He was the urine chugging cop in Dumb & Dumber, a prison bitch pot-head in Half Baked, a deranged hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary and a cross dressing college student in Sorority Boys. What you may not know about Williams is that he’s also a hilarious stand up comedian who's onstage persona is every bit as bizarre as his movie roles. With an unusual voice, goofy facial expressions and whacked-out sense of humor, Harland has become a star on television, stage and screen. You can also find Harland's work in bookstores, but not in the aisle you may be thinking. He's the author and illustrator of a number of children's books including Likety Split and The Kid With Too Many Pets. He's also recently formed a band with his cousin (from the Barenaked Ladies) called, The Cousins, and they released their first album, The Love Song Years.

 

Law & Disorder
Comedian Mike Armstrong was such a bad cop, when he left the police force, three internal affairs officers had to be let go because there was no longer a need for their services. Whether he was pulling over motorists to warn them of speed traps down the road, monitoring birds with his radar gun or making U-Turns to avoid arriving on the scene of an accident, Armstrong personally helped strain police relations with the public without even trying. He may have struck fear in the hearts of everyone in town when he was working behind the badge, but now that he's a civilian and making a living on stage we all feel a whole lot safer.

 

Leading the Pack
Love him or hate him, Tony Stewart is the most dominant force in NASCAR this season, and has been for the past few years. Not only did Stewart finally fulfill his dream of winning a race at the legendary Indianapolis Motor Speedway, he's also taken five of the last seven checkered flags in the NASCAR NEXTEL Cup series. Growing up in Indiana, Stewart began his racing career at the age of seven racing go-karts. His first major series championship came five years later when he won the World Karting Association National Championship, but that was only a precursor of what lie ahead. After only a few short years in Indy Car racing, Stewart captured the IRL Championship in 1997 and then won the NASCAR Winston Cup Championship in 2002. Tony currently drives the #20 Home Depot Chevrolet and sits atop the points standings heading into the Chase for the Cup.

 

Vague But True
Tim Bedore has been on a hot streak lately with his weekly Vague But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to find out what his next installment will be about. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Tim, including his predictions on the upcoming year, the joy he finds in defacing SkyMall magazines, the constant struggle between being a good father and a good comedian and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species. But no matter the topic, we're happy he'll be reporting on it from his new home up north, where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts stare at your shoes. Plus, make sure you stick around for the conclusion of VBT because Bedore now has a catchy little outro that you just can't help but sing along with.

 

Shrouded in Mystery
Chris Porter is a tough guy to find information about, but from what we do know, he supposed to be funny. Originally from Kansas City. MO, Chris has been featured on NBC’s late night comedy show, Later Fridays, and was a guest at the 2004 Montreal Comedy Festival. So make sure to listen close when he makes his first visit to the BOB&TOM Show, and maybe he’ll help us fill in the blanks in this bio.

FACTOID - This just in, Chris Porter likes to smoke pot. He likes it a lot. Maybe that's why he's never gotten around to updating his website.

 

The 40 Year-Old Virgin
Whether it be as a dry-witted field reporter on The Daily Show or as the obnoxious and highly unprofessional boss on The Office, actor Steve Carell has proven he can turn in a memorable performance that will keep people laughing long after they’ve watched it. After hitting it big during his run on comedy central's late night news program, Carell has become one of the more enjoyable comedic character actors in Hollywood. With roles in Anchorman and Bruce Almighty, Carell was able to establish himself as superb sidekick character, however, in the upcoming comedy, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, it's Carell's name that's above the title. In the movie, Steve plays Andy Stitzer, a man who is so awkward around women that at 40-years old, he still hasn’t done the deed. The 40 Year Old Virgin opens the Friday in theaters everywhere.

FACTOID – Steve Carell provided the voice for "Gary" on SNL’s cartoon, The Ambiguously Gay Duo. His partner, "Ace," was voiced by fellow Daily Show correspondent, Stephen Colbert.

 

Pat Godwin,
You're My Lighthouse

Not only is comedian Pat Godwin a superb songwriter and excellent guitarist with the uncanny ability to mimic the voice and style of almost any other artist you can name, he's also become a member of the family (albeit the black sheep). Godwin has been a major part the past few BOB&TOM albums, landing multiple memorable tracks including the now classic Gangsta Folk, First Date and C'est La Vie. Recently, Pat has gone through some major changes, mostly but not limited to his appearance. He's now sleeker, slimmer and (judging by his last big hit, You Don't Have a Clue) a little darker than ever. Much like when Drew Hastings drops by, it's always an interesting visit when Pat's in the studio because you never know what little tidbits of his personal life might become the fodder for a morning of laughs.

 

Bobbing For Jokes
The lovable Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report and we couldn't be more excited. Because he's had a full week to prepare, we're sure Zany will be bringing his A-material for what is sure to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report of all time (no pressure, Bob). If for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Salmon: The Other Pink Meat" T-shirts while you're at it.

 

Now Available on CD, For the Third Time
Singer/songwriter/loveable loser Henry Phillips is one of the cleverest comedians on the planet. His songs are often a tad out of the ordinary and tend to focus on the darker twisted side of life, but we find his soft-spoken self-deprecating personality quite adorable. His demeanor may not show it but he's actually a fun guy to be around, especially if you enjoy gambling. Henry got his start performing serious songs as a folk singer. However, he soon found out that the only way he could keep an audiences' attention was by turning his folk tunes into comedy songs. He wrote his first song by taking the depressing headlines from the daily news and turning them into a comedy ballad he called What Do You Want Me to Do About It? Henry recently released his third studio album, Why Haven't I Heard From You?, which contains favorite like The Bitch Song, Star Banger and Fresh Out of Blues.

 

This Guy's a Nut
Comedian Bruce Baum has been described in a lot of ways, but if you had to sum him up with one adjective, crazy would do just fine. A professional prop comic, Baum has been performing for over two decades and in that time has used his talents in a number of different ways. As a writer he's been utilized on such hit shows as America's Funniest People and Who's Line is it Anyway and as an actor on shows like The Simpsons and films like Shakes the Clown. His comedy has been featured on almost every television outlet for standup comics, but his is a act that you really should see live. Baums jokes are wild, physical and rapid fire, so be prepared to laugh so much that "it won't be safe to take a drink without fear of it coming out of your nose."
FACTOID -
Bruce could be easily mistaken for folk rocker David Crosby.

 

Sound Familiar?
When we first met comedian Frank Caliendo all we knew was he was the guy that did the best John Madden impression ever. But to our surprise, Frank wasn't just a one voice wonder, he actually had more great impressions than any one comedian should be allowed to do. Each time Frank visits or calls us on the phone, he impresses us with a variety of celebrity impersonations including Al Pacino, Jeff Goldblum, Norm McDonald, Jim Rome and Ted Knight just to name a few. The scary part is that if you didn’t know any better, you’d think all those celebrities were actually in the studio. In addition to performing standup comedy, Caliendo can be seen on FOX’s sketch comedy show Mad TV and the NFL on FOX pre-game show.

 

 

 

 

 


"It's too bad you can't do good things when you're black out drunk. You never hear, 'hey man, you were so wasted last night that you balanced my check book."
- Lee Levine

"How do you know when fish goes bad? It still smells like fish."
- Jim Gaffigan

"I don't speak Chinese, but I figure if I try, I've got to be saying something."
- Harland Williams

"When girls make out it sells videos, when guys make out it clears out a room."
- Chris Porter

"You know how hard it is to ditch someone on a plane?"
- Tom Griswold on traveling with Pat Godwin

"I just got fired from the zoo. Apparently I put the laughing hyenas and the mocking birds too close to the paranoid animals."
- Bruce Baum

"You're new album cover is a parody of something nobody will recognize. It's like doing a great impression of someone from your high school."
- Tom Griswold to Henry Phillips

"Comedy isn't always about laughs."
- Henry Phillips

"God doesn't care about the preseason."
- Daniel Tosh after seeing a guy celebrate a preseason touchdown by pointing toward the heavens

"I just wannt get so famous that I can hold press conferences."
- Daniel Tosh

"We're not doing a phoner with an f'n monkey!"
- Bob Kevoian at a recent staff meeting

"I'm not wearing any panties."
- Kristi Lee

"Before I turn on the shower, I always have to say 'how you gonna keep them down on the farm."
- Chick McGee

"There's a guy at work who's got one hand smaller than the other. It looks like a back scratcher, I swear to god it does."
- "Donny Baker"

"I can breath under cleavage."
- Bob Kevoian

"I had a woman tell me that I wasn't ugly, I was unattractive. Boy, did she know how to make me fell better."
- Ross Bennett

"I've got the Peyton Manning of Girlfriends. She's great and everything but she hasn't got the ring yet."
- Pete Lee

"Do female dogs get Pap smears?"
- Chick McGee

"If it means lower gas prices, I don't care if we drill into the skull of a polar bear. And I'm as liberal as they come."
- Auggie Smith

"Watching you work is like watching a kid with a match running around a fireworks store."
- Chick McGee on Tom Griswold

"There's no beeping in radio."
- Bob Kevoian

"The runaway bride took a bus cross country. I think she's suffered enough."
- Costaki Economopolous

"I wear SPF 45 on my skin. That's not sunblock, it's liquid shirt."
- Ryan Dalton

"Let's take a moment to contrast your pain with my success."
- "Dr. Phil"

"You are now officially my least favorite guest."
- Chick McGee to Pat Godwin

"My solution is to put birth control in the water, but strictly by zip code."
- Tom Griswold on people who shouldn't have kids

"I've lost 70lbs since the last time you saw me, which I found out is equivalent to an Olsen Twin."
- Christine Steadman

"Hang out with losers and you look like a winner."
- Jack Freeman, Success Guru