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August 30 - September 3 2004
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September
3, 2004
Barnhart
and Soul
Standup comedian Don Barnhart was
one of the first ever graduates of the Second City Conservatory in Los
Angeles. Since earning his diploma (we're assuming you get a diploma
from them), he’s built a career touring the world, headlining comedy
clubs over 200 nights a year dispensing his brand of physical facial
expressions, witty, off-the-wall observations and upbeat, fast paced,
improvisational comedy. In addition to his work on stage, Barnhart is
also an accomplished actor and director. Along with a couple of national
commercial spots, Barnhart recently wrote, starred and directed the movie China
Dolls. He's also been seen in the films Species,
In the Army Now and Apollo 13.
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September
3, 2004
Notoriously
Vague, But Surprisingly True
Now that Tim
Bedore's popular segment, Vague
But True has become a regular
feature on the BOB&TOM show, we can't wait to
find out what the topic of each new installment will
be. Whether the inspiration
for his editorials has been ripped from the headlines
or is based on his own life experiences (such as
last week's look at why people are so annoying),
you know Bedore will be reporting them each week
from his dinning room, comfortably seated in a big
blue beanbag chair (that
is, as long as the rat isn't in there). Bedore is
currently performing his standup as part of the Four
Stand-up Dads comedy tour.
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September
3, 2004
Look
Who's Coming to Dinner
Jonathan Silverman,
famous for his appearances on the silver screen,
is back in theaters this summer in the new film, The
Cookout. You may recognize Silverman from
his work in such comedy classics as Weekend
at Bernie’s and Caddy
Shack II, or maybe from his sitcom The
Single Guy, but now he’s playing sleazy
sports agent, Wes Riley, who’s just found out
that he’s representing an NBA rookie with a
guaranteed contract worth $30 million. The
Cookout opens in theaters everywhere this
weekend, but keep an eye out later this year for
Silverman in the films DeMarco
Affairs and Jekyll.
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September
1, 2004
What's
Going on in Phillip's Head?
Singer/songwriter/loveable loser Henry Phillips is one of the most clever
comedians on the planet. His songs are often a tad out of the ordinary
and tend to focus on the darker twisted side of life, but we find his
soft spoken self-depreciating personality quite adorable. His demeanor
may not show it but he's actually a fun guy to be around, especially
if you've got a poker game going. Henry got
his start in comedy as a folk singer, turning the depressing headlines
from the daily news into the upbeat ballad, What
Do You Want Me to Do About It? From these humble beginnings, Henry's
gone on to release two outstanding comedy albums, containing comedy classics
like On the Shoulders of Freaks, She’s Talkin'
Again, and The Roommate From Hell, and he's became
a top draw in clubs and colleges across the country.
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September
1, 2004
Great
Scott
If you happen to find yourself in the audience of a Bill
Scott performance, don’t let his laid-back delivery fool you,
otherwise you're going to be blindsided when he starts firing off a barrage
of punch lines like a comedy machine gun. Though he’s not necessarily
a dirty comedian, Scott never pulls his punches when plunging fearlessly
into the darker and edgier realms of comedy. Scott is a standup veteran
who’s been delivering his humorous monologues in clubs across the
country, but this stop will mark his first ever appearance on the BOB&TOM
Show.
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August
31,
2004
In
The Meantime
Fleetwood Mac has had its share of distinct sounds, styles and band members
over the years, but the one common thread woven throughout all their
best-known work have been the compositions of Christine
McVie. Asked to join the band in 1970 in the middle of a lot of band
member turnover, Christine became the song writer and was responsible
for the majority of their classic hits including Why,
Come a Little Bit Closer and Don’t
Stop. Thirty years, two Grammy awards, fifteen albums and an induction
into the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame later, Christine felt it was
time to leave the band and settle down into a quieter life. That was
before she began making music with her nephew Dan. The two never intended
for their work to be released as an album, but low and behold, here it
is, and it’s been selling very well. Christine’s new album, In
the Meantime (her first solo project since 1997), features
the hit song Friend, and is finally available
here in the states.
FACTOID -
Though people all over the world love her voice, Christine
McVie can't stand to hear herself sing or even speak.
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August 31, 2004
Bill Scheft, Everybody
Former standup comedian turned writer,
Bill Scheft pens the the column "The
Show" in Sports
Illustrated, and is the
author of one of the greatest novels of our generation, The
Ringer, but right
now he's first and foremost a sports fan. With the NFL season
about to begin, Olympics coverage coming to an end and MLB
action heating up, Bill has more than enough material to write
about. Speaking of football, Scheft has to be in ecstasy knowing
that his beloved Patriots are the favorites to win the Super
Bowl this year. So if you see him, make sure you tell him that
only one of the past four Super Bowl winners made it to the
playoffs the following season. He'll appreciate your honesty.
Aside from all this sports talk, Scheft is by far one of the
most comically gifted geniuses we've ever had on the show,
and ranks among our favorite guests (we've even had him sit
in as a co-host when Bob was away).
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August
31, 2004
Live
From the GOP Convention
In what could be considered ambidextrous comedy, political satirist Will
Durst can take on both the right and left sides of the aisle with ease.
But this week, Will will be setting his sights on the right when he calls
us live from the GOP convention in New York City. Most of the time though,
Durst is an equal opportunity offender, nobody appearing in today’s
headlines is safe from his keen wit and quick barbs. Aside from his work
as a comedian, Durst was a contributing editor to both National
Lampoon and George magazines, and
continues to write for the likes of New York Times and
the San Francisco Chronicle. Durst is
a five-time Emmy nominee and host/co-producer of the award winning PBS
series "Livelihood" and is a regular commentator on NPR and
CNN. So whether you're a Republican, Democrat or the last remaining member
of the Whig Party, you'll be able to appreciate his politically charged
comedy.
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August
31, 2004
Putting
the "F" in Comedy
The Zany Report is
back and only the kickoff of the 2004 NFL season
could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob
Zany, legendary comic and all around great guy,
has confirmed that there is a possibility that this
could be his greatest edition of the Zany
Report ever! If it's anything like past reports,
prepare to laugh, at least once. Plus, get ready
for another round of "Fix-the-Joke Baby" which
will most likely feature a joke from last week's Report.
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"Shot glasses are just another way of the man keeping us down."
- Chick McGee while drinking on the show
" I used to plan my vacations around my suspensions."
- Mike Armstrong on being a bad cop
"I knew my wife and I were having problems when she started dating
again."
- Don Barnhart
" If I was a white man, I wouldn't be this talented."
- Vince Morris
" When I am urinating, I never kid around."
- Tom Griswold
" That seven hour delay during the Olympics coverage was ridiculous.
By the second week my TiVo was yawning."
- Bill Scheft
" The Lord isn't up at this hour. He needs his eight hours before
He can do any lording."
- Tom Griswold
"I can't stand to hear myself sing, or even talk, which puts
me at a bit of a disadvantage."
- Christine McVie
" The weather down in Tampa is wonderful, if you enjoy 97% humidity."
- Kevin Pollak
"I don't drink, so my family calls me an old soul. My friends
just call me a loser."
- Mike Birbiglia
" Cosco is a lot like Woodstock without the music, mud or pot."
- Tim Bedore
" I tried to give myself more confidence when I ran
a mini-marathon by signing in under a Kenyan name.
- Dave Dugan
"I'm not an elitist just because I would rather talk to anyone
else but you."
- Tom Griswold to Chick
" I want to wrap your pants around my head like a banzai warrior."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee
" I wasn't at Woodstock, but I saw the movie."
- Tom Griswold
" I sat in my seat like a white mime."
- Pat Godwin as his tiny recorder was playing "My Penis
is Smaller than Most"
" Pat is sort of like our long lost brother who was found frozen
in a glacier. They thawed him out, but now he's not quite right."
- Chick McGee
on Pat Godwin as a member of the family
" When I see someone ice fishing, I see someone who isn't happy
at home."
- Steve Iott
"Alimony is a very sad thing."
- Bob Kevoian
" I think a lot of the sports in the Olympics were created just
to make the competitors look stupid."
- Robert Hawkins
" I look at my life as a glass that I have to fill and maintain,
but never get to drink out of."
- Tom Griswold
" When are you going to pick a day to be conscience."
- Chick McGee to Tom
" I'll be lucky if I walk away with $72 of the prize money."
- John Hefron on all the deductions taken out of the Last Comic
Standing grand prize.
"If Chick were in it, it would be called Needle
Dick and Doof?"
- Bob Kevoian on the German version of Laurel & Hardey, Dick
& Doof
" It's easier to get an organ transplant that it is to swim with
the dolphins at sea world."
- Robert Schimmel
" I didn't lose my testicle because of the cancer, it's just that
my insurance has a really bad co-pay."
- Robert Schimmel
" Old people are big shoplifters."
- Chick McGee
"At one time during my sitcom, I was named the worst actor, and
they didn't even specify television."
- Jeff Foxworthy
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