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September 3 - 7, 2007

Jim Gaffigan
Returns to the Studio

Whether talking about cake, wearing robes, getting sick while eating hot pockets or his desire to to end all conversation by saying "and cut," Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest men in America. That's probably why he is popping up all over the place as of late. Not only is he one of our most frequent guests, he's also a regular on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (who also doubles as his animated crime fighting partner in The Pale Force), appears in countless Sierra Mist commercials, is performing around the country on his Comedy Central Live standup comedy tour and stars in a new TBS sitcom, My Boys. Yeah, he's a busy guy.

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The Master Plan
James P. Connolly is a Harvard graduate and former Marine Corps Infantry Officer but somehow he still ended up as a standup comedian. For some, that carreer move might be considered a rung down on the ladder, but you may think twice after going over his resume. Connolly has been featured on Comedy Central, HBO, SiTV, UPN and hosts the show Movie Obsessions on VH1. He’s been a finalist in a number of top comedy competitions such as Ed McMahon’s Next Big Star and Laugh Riots, plus he’s got a great voice, which you can hear on his new CD, The Master Plan.

 

Hot Comedy
She’s a fresh, folksy Canadian comedienne described as "the girl next door after being dragged around the block a few times." Tracy Smith has a comedic charm that keeps audiences off balance and laughing with her on-target “hindsight” brand of comedy. Smith’s TV appearances include
Evening at the Improv, MTV's Half Hour Comedy Hour, Comedy Central, and Make Me Laugh, but she's probably best well known for her appearance on the BOB&TOM album Gone Wild where she talked about being attracted to her doctor and having nipples that taste like lemons.

 

Looking For Mr. Right
Jason Stuart is more than just one of the top openly gay comedians in the country, he's also a very talented gay actor and lecturer. With his comedic one-man show, The Looking For Mr. Right Show, Jason uses his humor to to entertain and inform audiences about what it's like to be a gay, Jewish man living in Hollywood. And who would know more about the subject than Stuart, who is both gay, and living in LA? Television viewers may recognize him from his guest appearances on hits like House, George Lopez, My Wife and Kids, Will and Grace and Murder She Wrote. He's also starred in a number of feature films including Lost & Found, Vegas Vacation, and Kindergarten Cop.

 

He's Done It All
Comedian Mike Armstrong was such a awful cop that when he left the police force three internal affairs officers and two PR representatives lost their jobs because there was no longer a need for their services. Whether he was pulling over motorists to warn them of speed traps down the road, monitoring birds with his radar gun or making illegal U-Turns to avoid arriving on the scene of an accident, Armstrong personally helped strain police relations with the public without even trying. Though his job as an officer was to protect and serve, we feel a whole lot safer now that he's taken off the badge. Mike has released his first comedy album, Comedy Police, which is available at the BOB&TOM webstore. You'll buy it if you know what's good for you.

 

How Long Before Tom Mentions the Sideburns?
Living in New York but originally from Tennessee, Rich Brooks has been traveling down the long road of trying to make it in standup comedy. In this business, you are always looking for opportunities, and Rich found a big one in the form of Jim Gaffigan. Right now, Rich is touring with Gaffigan, opening for him in some of the nicest theaters in the country. Over the course of his life, Brooks has not only worked as, but been fired from jobs like grocery boy, telephone operator, farm worker, flight attendant, stereo rep, U.S. Senate aide, environmental activist, lawyer, bartender and waiter. And while that may not look too impressive on a resume, it does mean he’s got a wealth of life experiences to tell jokes about.

 
Knowing When to Get Out
Fans of the mega-hit show American Idol may remember Brian Dunkleman as the show's co-host along with Ryan Seacrest. But, knowing that the show was never going to amount to anything, Dunkleman decided to leave the show after the first season, and focus on his movie and standup career, feeling that his role on the show was comparable to being a "talking monkey." And while American Idol has gone on to become one of the biggest shows in television history, and Ryan Seacrest is now one of the most reconizeable names in Hollywood, Dunkleman isn't bitter; he's been doing just fine on his own. He's appeared on The Tonight Show, Two Guys and a Girl, NYPD Blue, Friends and starred in the independent film Comedy Hell. And the best part is he doesn't have to spend countless hours with Simon and Paula.
 
High Brow Comedy
From high school talent shows to comedy clubs with stripper poles on stage, comedian JR Brow has learned to work in hostile environments.  But having played in a punk band for a few years, Brow knows there isn’t an audience he can’t handle.  Ever since he was a little kid JR knew that he wanted to entertain people, and that’s exactly what he’s been doing for almost 20 years.  What began as an open mic night in Austin, TX has blossomed into a successful career that includes sold out clubs across the country, a number of corporate gigs, and appearances at the Aspen Comedy Festival and on NBC’s Comedy Showcase.
 

The Summer of Ralph Harris
Longtime friend of the show Ralph Harris is having quite the summer. Not only did he finish in the top five on the NBC reality TV comedy competition Last Comic Standing, he's also one of the featured performers in the upcoming BOB&TOM Comedy Central special airing this Thursday at midnight. But Ralph is no stranger to television, he's A Tonight Show veteran and has also been seen on HBO specials and on the sitcom Seinfeld.

Side Note - Ralph's CD, "Hickey Head," is available at the BOB&TOM Store!

 

Spend NFL Sundays with Frank Caliendo
You May recognize Frank Caliendo as a long time star of MAD TV, as the comic relief on FOX NFL Sunday, or even from his multiple appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman. Actually, on second thought, maybe you don't. If his face doesn't look familiar, it's probably because Caliendo is a master impressionist who spends more time on screen portraying other people than he does as himself. Caliendo's impressive impressions include celebrities like Al Pacino, Jim Rome, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Ted Knight, Jeff Goldblum, and a John Madden so good you could swear it was the real thing.

 

A Name That Sounds Like an Adverb
Pete Lee (or better yet, Peter Lee) may sounds like an adverb when you say it quickly, but it's actually the name of a smart, funny, up and coming stand up comedian. And though he may not be well known yet, he’s already proven that if you put him in a televised comedy competition, he'll finish toward the top. Twice he’s been entered in competitions on Comedy Central, and twice he’s come up just short of winning, but don't scoff, how high did you finish? Self described as an adorable, smart mouth with a 12th grade vocabulary, Lee is constantly pursuing acting work along with developing his blossoming standup career. He’s appeared in television commercials for McDonalds and Michelob also appeared in the film A Prairie Home Companion alongside Lindsay Lohan (before she went crazy)

 

Still Waiting For a Good Name For This Feature
Over the past few weeks, Costaki Economopoulos has been calling in to treat us to a new regular feature that for the longest time didn't have a name or a premise, but throes minor details have been fixed (maybe) as it's now known (at least for this week) as "The Economonologue." Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? Known for his clever writing, Costaki's able to take the things he sees and hears in everyday life and turn turn them into comedic observations you won't be able to believe you haven't thought of before. His punch lines have been heard on
The Tonight Show, BET, and MTV. In other news, he's released his first comedy CD, C'mon It's Jokes, and is dating the beautiful and funny comedienne, Caroline Rhea.

 

Here He Is...
It's been a long seven days since we last visited with comedian Tim Bedore, which is why we're so eager to have him back on his special line ready to deliver another exciting edition of Vague But True. Live from his home in Minnesota where he's seated comfortably at mission control, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics and his day to day activities, presented in the form of in-depth, entertaining editorials. Over the past few years, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Bedore, including his thoughts on downloading movies, the joy one can find in a SkyMall magazine, his time spent at summer camp and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species.

 

Delta Farce, Now on DVD
If you haven’t heard of Larry the Cable Guy, you’ve obviously been dead for the past few years because the man is everywhere.  Even if you’ve been living in a cave in some remote part of the world, we’re pretty sure you could buy Larry merchandise there.  From best selling books, to Blue Collar DVDs and CDs, the man has been a machine and only seems to be getting more popular.  He’s currently selling out theaters across the country with his Morning Constitution tour (which also happens to be the name of his most recent comedy CD) and his feature film with Bill Engvall, Delta Farce, just hit store shelves this Tuesday.

 

Did We Mention Delta Farce is Now on DVD?
It was over a decade ago that Bill Engvall first became famous for his “Here’s Your Sign,” standup routine, and though that phrase helped launch into pop culture, it still can't compare with the fame that came from being part of the fab four known as The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Along with Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White and Jeff Foxworthy, Engvall took over the comedy would with tours, TV Shows, CD's and best selling DVDs. And while the Blue Collar shows may be over, Engvall hasn't slowed down a bit. After dabbling in movies with Larry the Cable guy in Delta Farce, Bill is set to return to TV in his very won TBS sitcom, The Bill Engvall Show. He also recently released a new comedy CD, 15° Off Cool, and his feature film with Larry the Cable Guy, Delta Farce, is now available on DVD.

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As Seen on
Comedy Central

Comedian Mike Birbiglia is man of deep thoughts and he's a man who sleep walks. But, he's also a traveling comedian which means he's not only on the road a lot, he's also got plenty of free time. Mix those three factors together and you end up with a little something he likes to call his Secret Public Journal. The Legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get his very secret yet very public writings e-mailed directly to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, Mike is taking the time to call in and read his innermost thoughts on the air.

FACTOID - Mike Birbiglia is one of the featured performers on BOB&TOM's upcoming Comedy Central special airing this Thursday at 12 Midnight ET.

 

Everyone Wants
to Be Bob Zany

It’s time again for everyone’s favorite weekly feature, and only the approaching NFL season could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary standup comedian, Telethon Host and all around great guy, is ready to run the comedy gauntlet once again in hopes of getting the entire cast to laugh, at least once! And even if he can't complete this mission with his Zany Report alone, he'll also come prepared with a new installment of Fix the Joke, Baby to save the segment. Because as we know, things are always funnier when there's free stuff involved.

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"For the good of the show, you two need to knock one out."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee and Tommy G.

"I'm too professional, I'd never hit on a co-worker."
- Tom Griswold

"You see the condom as half empty, I see the condom as half full."
- Drew Hastings on his fantasy date with Kristi Lee

"Body Odor is nature's alarm clock and a lot of people from my home town are hitting the snooze alarm."
- Mario DiGiorgio

"Men have to feel shame about there genitals otherwise society breaks down. "
- Scott Dunn on keeping it in your pants.

"If Anna Nicole Smith was the Marilyn Monroe of our age, then Weekend at Bernie's was our Gone with the Wind."
- Tom Segura

"My wife bought me a natural deodorant. It said right there on the packaging, "Does Not Work.""
- Jim Gaffigan on the "Green" lifestyle

"Don't smoke weed with ugly women, it's a waste. You can drink a girl fine, but you can't smoke a girl fine."
- Geoff Brown

"A threesome has never been one of my fantasies, but when someone offers, it becomes one really quick."
- David Crowe

"I like a woman with a past. A skank with books."
- Drew Hastings on his preferred type of woman

"The only way you meet women on the farm is if their car breaks down."
-Drew Hastings

"My daddy won't let me date bass players."
-Phrase on the front of baby Sally Griswold's onesie

"When I'm not eating, I'm being crushed by my memories."
- Chick McGee

"Going to the bathroom has become my new favorite thing. I don't know why they call it 'Number Two" because it's clearly number one."
-Louis C.K. on getting away from his family

"The only way I can get my wife to leave me alone is to walk around the yard with a hose. I don't even turn the water on."
- Scott Dunn on his wife giving him chores

"You're making me feel like I want to tell you to shut up."
- John Fischer on how to argue with women using feelings

"Well, aren't you fancy. You're just a fancy Dan."
-"Nick Nolte" to Bob after finding out he enjoys coffee in the morning

"I'm like Michael Jackson, only the non-crazy version."
-Daniel Tosh on hanging out with 12-year-old boys