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September 4 - 8 2006

 

Big Night Out
Kathleen Madigan has starred in her own HBO and Comedy Central standup specials, done television pilots, reported for ESPN2, has appeared on the Tonight Show 12 times, and won the American Comedy Award for “Best Female Club Comic,” but now she's getting ready to do something she's not really acustomed to, perform sketch comedy. Kathleen will be a featured performer on various episodes of the brand new CMT comedy series, Jeff Foxworthy's Big Night Out which combines sketch comedy with today's biggest country music acts. With over 15 years of experience, Kathleen ranks among the funniest female comedians ever. She's a regular on Comedy Central, appeared on Last Comic Standing, and recently released a DVD and CD both titled In Other Words.

 
 

Don't You Want Snacks in Your Belly?
Roy Wood, Jr. knew he was dedicated to stand-up comedy when he basically flunked out of a semester of college in order to emcee at a comedy club the week of his final exams. Though it may not have sounded like a bright idea at the time, his calculated risk has paid off. Wood has since become a regular writer for a number of radio stations in the Birmingham, AL area, was a semi-finalist on Star Search and has become known for his mastery of the art of prank calls. In fact, Roy has released two prank call CD's over the years, My Momma Made Me Wear This and Confessions of a High School Bench Warmer. Roy made his first visit to the BOB&TOM Studio less than a year ago, however, he made such a good impression that he was asked to take part in the huge first Bob&Tom Radio Comedy Tour special that will air on Comedy Central September 16.

 

God's Ifft to Mankind
According to Eddie Ifft, it was a magical open-mic night performing in a comedy club when he decided to leave the insurance business and pursue stand-up as a career. His father claims it was because he was fired. Either way, Ifft left for New York city and has never looked back. From Comedy Clubs and Colleges to hosting Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, Ifft has taken advantage of his time. He’s also appeared on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, NBC’s Friday Night and was the man-on-the-street for the Queen Latifa Show. Though he remains busy, he does still find time for his other passions, golfing, skiing and cutting his own hair.

 

Welcome to Somerville
Even at an early age, Mike Somerville knew he was different. From leading a rebellion of students as a Kindergartner to setting off a smoke bomb as part of a sixth grade talent show, he’s always found a way to separate himself from the crowd; whether it be by his choice or theirs. Even when he entered the working world after college after his father insisted that he needed to find some real employment, Mike found that he didn’t fit in. All that waking up early and constant personal hygiene was just too much for him to take. That’s why he decided to fall back on a talent he’d picked up as a freshman in college, stand up comedy, and he hasn’t looked back since.

 

And Now Introducing Mike Bahoowski
Comedian Mike Birbiglia is constantly on the road (which would explain why he rented a giant bus over the summer), and during his travels he enjoys taking notes and recording his thoughts for a feature known as Mike Birbiglia's Secret Public Journal. The legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get these entries e-mailed to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, we've asked him to occasionally stop by the studio and share his writings over the air. In other news, Mike makes an appearance on the new BOB&TOM album Donkey Show in which he talks about the difficulty some people have with pronouncing his name correctly.

 

LIttle Timmy Cavanagh
Tim Cavanagh is a man who can write a song about anything, which comes in very handy when he sits down to write a song. His topics range from having a house full of dead baboons to the heartwarming story of a one-armed archer, and each one is accompanied by his often under appreciated guitar stylings. Cavanagh has been featured on ten different B&T albums and is the man we turn to whenever we need a tribute to something obscure.

 

The Pit Bull of Comedy
Comedian Bobby Slayton didn’t get the moniker “The Pit Bull of Comedy” by being a nice guy. He earned it because he doesn't pull and punches when unleashing his vicious wit. When Slayton starts ranting he goes right for the jugular. Using his comedy as a weapon to take on topics ranging from the death penalty to porn, Slayton charms audiences (or scares them) with his in-your-face style. Along with standup comedy, Slayton's been collecting acting credits to add to his resume. He recently starred opposite Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton in the film
Bandits, and had a regular role on HBO’s The Mind of the Married Man, playing a guy named, well, Slayton.

 

Fall, FOX, Football & Frank
Frank Caliendo is the man behind the best John Madden impression ever caught on tape, however, these day's he's being recognized even more for his George W. Bush. Since his last appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Frank's performance has been circulating the internet and forwarded to almost everyone's inbox. It got so big in fact that The Late Show decided to re-air that episode almost immediately. For those of you who aren't familiar with Frank, he has many more voices in his arsenal than any one comedian should be allowed to have. Each time he visits, Caliendo impresses us with a variety of fantastic impressions including Al Pacino, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Ted Knight, and Chick's personal favorite, Jeff Golfblum. This fall, Frank will once again be using his impressive impression skills each Sunday performing comedy sketches during the NFL on FOX pregame show. For more Frank, check out www.frankcaliendo.org

 

Peter Frampton Live... From the Static Shack
Peter Frampton has played guitar since the age of 11. Back in those days, he would practice in his school cafeteria alongside a classmate who also shared an interest in music, David Bowie. While both of these men would go their separate ways at early ages, they would come back together and tour in the mid 80's. Decades before this twist of irony, Frampton was creating his own unique style while playing with the band Humble Pie. He called it a blend of jazzy lyrics over a rockin' blues based band, everyone else just said they liked it. This was quite a change for the teenybopper Frampton who was named "Face of 1968" by the UK press. Frampton would put out five albums with Humble Pie before striking out on his own. It was then that Frampton enjoyed monstrous success with his double live album Frampton Comes Alive, which featured songs such as "Show Me the Way," and "Baby I Love Your Way." It also earned Rolling Stones "Artist of the Year," in '79. His popularity continues to grow today with more live and studio albums, along with sold out concert tours that included everything from huge venues to small, intimate locations. These days, not only does he have his own signature Peter Frampton Les Paul Guitar series, he's released an anthology album, as well as a brand new project titled Fingerprints. We're hoping to get a taste of his new stuff, as well as a couple of his classic hits, when Peter Frampton and the entire band join BOB&TOM live from the Static Shack for a full morning of music.

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

 

A Fall Classic
Considering comedian Dan St. Paul is one of the biggest baseball fans we know, it only makes sense that we talk to him as the MLB post season approaches. But Dan St. Paul isn’t just a huge baseball fan, he’s also a suburban husband and father who has to deal with the same daily frustrations as everyone else. The only difference is, while others just complain about their problems, Dan’s been using his as fodder for standup comedy material for years. Whether he’s talking about the pitfalls of living in San Francisco or how his son Roy is a bit of a nerd, St. Paul doesn’t just tell jokes, he creates stories filled with comedic characters and events. His storytelling techniques are showcased perfectly in is his bit, The First Baseball Game, which has spawned a number of sequels. These pieces rank among the most popular bits in BOB&TOM Show history, and have been featured on seven of their album, including the new project, Happy Hour.

 

Too Good to Be True
Tim Bedore has been on a hot streak lately with his weekly Vague But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to find out what his next installment will be about. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Tim, including his predictions on the upcoming year, the joy he finds in defacing SkyMall magazines, the constant struggle between being a good father and a good comedian and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species. But no matter the topic, we're happy he'll be reporting on it from his new home up north, where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts stare at your shoes. Plus, make sure you stick around for the conclusion of VBT because Bedore now has a catchy little outro that you just can't help but sing along with.

 

The Long Awaited Return of Duke's NFL Song
Because you demanded it, but more accurately because we love it so much, this week marks the return of Duke Tumatoe's popular weekly report on the happenings in professional football, The NFL Song. Start circling Wednesdays on your calendar because each and every hump day for the next 17 weeks will feature Duke delivering a bluesy musical review of the week that was (or in this case, the week that will be) in the National Football League. If by some chance you've never heard The NFL Song in all the years he's been performing it, trust us, this annual fall feature is not to be missed. Think of it as the inexpensive version of the NFL Sunday Ticket.

SIDE NOTE - Though this hasn't been confirmed, we've heard rumors that along with the return of the NFL Song, Bass Talk will also be kicking off a brand new season.

 

The One and Only
Bob Zany

Comedian Bob Zany may not realize it by the way we treat him when he calls in, but he's our most eagerly anticipated guest each week. There are few comedians working today that have the guts it takes to come on a nationally syndicated radio show every week and perform all new material. Then to top it all off, he invites listeners to call in and fix the jokes that some (meaning Tom) have deemed 'virtually laugh free.' Sounds fun doesn't it? Catch The Zany Report every Tuesday so you too can play "Fix the Joke Baby" where the prize package includes CDs, t-shirts, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.

 

 

 

 

 


"My wife is Hawaiian. Well, no she's not but she's shaped like a pineapple."
- Bobby Slayton

"You're the boomerang of comedy, you just keep coming back."
- Bob Kevoian to Tim Cavanagh

"I am trying to learn Spanish so that I can start Text-Mexing people."
- Heywood Banks

"I won't tell you how many times my dad has been married, but if they were sandwiches, his next one would be free."
- Jimmy Pardo

"Using it as a suppository seems to take all of the romance out of heroin."
- Tom Griswold

"In my twenties I was anal about my birth control. Literally."
- Laurie Kilmartin

"Some day I want to hold your hand and run across the rainbow little fluff-puff."
- Harland Williams to Frank Caliendo as George W. Bush

"I feel like a dog listening to a card trick."
- Chick McGee while listening to Don McMillan's tech joke

"You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets."
- Daniel Tosh

" I wear black condoms because they're slimming."
- Daniel Tosh

"Nothing beats a good cookie."
- Kristi Lee

"I've been on drugs for a week, I don't know what real life is like right now."
- Kristi Lee

"Why did you look at me when you said 'premature'?"
- Chick McGee to Laura Steele

"Climbing around on the old fleshy playground."
- Bob Kevoian on having fun with a full-figured gal

" I never trust a hooker with fresh breath."
- "Larry King"

"The most ticklish people in the whole world are people walking down the street who you don't know."
- Mike Armstrong

"My body has no sexual meaning anymore, so if I can make people laugh with it, at least it's being used."
- Louis C. K.

"At least the US had an Exit Strategy for the World Cup."
- Bill Scheft on the US defeat in Soccer

"You couldn't look down on me anymore than you already do. You are so superior to me, it's breathtaking."
- Chick McGee to Tom

"I think the word you were looking for was 'perfect.'"
- Tommy Johnigan after Chick called him a 'freak.'

"The McRibb is the deadbeat dad of the fast food restaurant. It comes around every 6 months and you're supposed to be excited about it."
- John Garrett

"I know a lot of my comedian friends are a little 'kumbaya', but I would actually own a gun."
- Richard Jeni

"All of my home invasions are in the nude."
- Chick McGee

"I figured, women must like men's rear ends because it reminds them of a purse. It's got two sides, split in the middle and you keep your $&^# in it."
- Richard Jeni on things he doesn't un

"How come when you make suggestions they sound annoying and stupid, and when I do it they sound reasonable."
- Tom Griswold to Kristi while talking about grocery stores

"If Chick had a cologne, it would smell like mayonnaise."
- Tom Griswold

"It was a tough gig. They had to wake me up to fire me."
- Jim Gaffigan on his straight jobs before becoming a comedian

"I told people that I was from Indiana and they told me they didn't know they had such strong accents in Indy."
-Wolfgang Puck on his heavy German accent.

"How much money is Russia putting into this 'international' space station. I mean, it's like playing poker with your kids."
- Chick McGee to Dr. David Wolf

"Carrying around Vagisil is like having a I. V. for your genitals. You need that constant lube."
- Tom Griswold