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September 9 - 13



America's Favorite Family Returns to HBO
It would be hard to find a show that has ever been more eagerly anticipated then the season premiere of HBO’s The Sopranos. The mob drama has been on hiatus for over a year and a half, but returns for its fourth season this Sunday, September 15. Steve Schirripa, who plays Bobby “Bacala,” Baccillieri on the show, will be reprising his role as "Uncle Junior" Soprano’s right hand man. Schirripa grew up in an area of New York famous for its “Wise Guy” heritage. This, along with his experience as an entertainment director in Vegas has helped him become a regular face in many mob related films. His acting ability has helped keep the dreaded typecast bug, and he can often be seen on network TV in both sitcoms and dramas. These include the Buffy spin-off Angel, the doctor drama Chicago Hope and The King of Queens with comedian Kevin James.

You'll soon be seeing "Bacala" on the book shelves as well. He is the author of the soon to be released
A Goomba's Guide to Life, which takes a comedic look at what it's like to be Italian.

FACTOID - Though Steve Schiripa is a big man to begin with, he was asked to wear a fat suit for the first two seasons of The Sopranos.

 



It's Time To Play the Feud
The great game shows never die, but they do need face lifts from time to time. This includes the only game that pits families of five against each other, trying to find the most popular answers to survey questions, the Family Feud. Richard Karn, once Tim Allen’s sidekick “Al” on
Home Improvement, will assume the role as host of the Feud this 2002 season. Not only does he have the daunting task of filling the shoes of “Papa Eat Now,” Louis Anderson, he’s also following in the footsteps of the great Richard Dawson (who never met a contestant he wouldn’t kiss) and Ray Combs (who could barley see over the host podium).

"According to the E! True Hollywood Scoop, the Family Feud has a curse. That's how they advertised the show," said Richard Karn. "I watched the whole damn show, and the only thing they brought up that was a curse was some producer who didn't like anybody. I guess Richard Dawson's curse was that he made millions of dollars. I am fighting that one."

Though he’s an accomplished stage, film and television actor, many are wondering how he’ll do as a host? Survey says… just fine.

FACTOID - Richard Karn was not supposed to be a regular cast member on Home Improvement. He was a fill in for the guy who was supposed to be Tim Allen's assistant, but had to back out because of a movie deal.

FACTOID - Richard recently played in a golf outing with Bob Kevioan, and "sandbagged" the front nine. Now Bob owes Mr. Karn a little cash.

 

Jason Stuart
is Out-Spoken!

Jason Stuart is more than just one of the top openly gay actor/comics in the country, he also spends a lot of time lecturing on his comedic tour, Coming Out In Hollywood: Making It To The Middle. Stuart was considered a groundbreaker when he “came out” during an interview with Geraldo Rivera and has since been featured on the cover of over 30 magazines in the past ten years. And you thought the most exciting thing about Geraldo was the chair to the face and the Al Capone embarrassment. Stuart’s acting credits include multiple on-stage performances, as well as guest spots on many different TV programs His most notable role is his reoccurring character on ABC’s My Wife and Kids, where he plays Damon Wayne’s shrink. Stuart has also just produced his first comedy album Gay Comedy Without Address, available on his website.

 



The Man Behind Letterman's Monologue
In just his first two appearances on the show, Bill Scheft has become one of Bob & Tom's favorite call in guests. But it's not just on the phone where he uses his humor, Scheft has made a career out of being funny. He began working as a standup comedian, but soon realized his place wasn't on stage, and that he enjoyed writing jokes for others a whole lot more. Scheft spent the next 10 years writing monologues for David Letterman, and earning multiple Emmy nominations for his work on both Late Night, and The Late Show. Scheft then decided to try his comedic hand in a new humorous novel, The Ringer. This successful book, that has been praised by Letterman, among others, tells the story of an aging softball player who makes a living selling his skills to various company leagues around New York City. "The Ringer" also spends his days battling a variety of different diseases, incompetent doctors and has run ins with a mouthy talk show host, a small time gangster, and a whore with a heart of gold. Many aspects of the novel are based on events from Scheft's real life but it's up to you to figure out which parts those are. After taking 18 months off to write his novel, Bill is back with Letterman and has also begun writing a column for Sports Illustrated. Though comedy is his bread and butter, he’s no rookie when it comes to sports writing. Scheft previously wrote a regular column for ESPN Magazine called "The Monologue."

 

Clean Comic, Dirty Poet
He tries to be a clean guy; just making a living pointing out odd occurrences in family life, and any other every day behavior. But sometimes even comedian Rob Haney can cross the line while performing comedy, by total accident of course. Take for instance the time he was reading an advice column and happened to find a letter asking for advice on what to do when your best friend suffers from severe feminine odor? The answer given was to write her a poem explaining the problem. It sounds simple enough, but Haney wondered what those verses would be like. Rob took a stab at penciling his own prose, and it ended up becoming one of the most requested bits from Bob & Tom’s album Factory Air. How fitting.

 

Do You Know This Man
Now here’s a guy who takes being funny seriously. After a dismal attempt at a career in law, Rahn Ramey thought, if they’re going to laugh, why not charge a cover? He’s been in such films as Planes, Trains & Automobiles and Escape from New York displaying his acting ability, as well as on HBO’s Comedy Central and Showtime doing his standup thing. Ramey has opened for the likes of B.B. King, Al Jarreau, and Randy Travis.

 



This Guy is Everywhere
Actor
Jason Lee's movie career began with a critically acclaimed role as "cynical sidekick" Brodie Bruce in Kevin Smith's otherwise dismally received movie Mallrats. Smith was so pleased with Lee that he created characters for him in his next three films, one of which earned Jason an Independent Spirit Award. After becoming a mainstay on the Independent movie scene, Lee has since crossed over into mainstream films world with parts in Mumford, Almost Famous, Enemy of the State and alongside Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky. This year alone, Lee will be starring in three feature films, including one with the always-hysterical Tom Green, Stealing Harvard. As often as we see him on the big screen, it's surprising to know that Lee actually tries to maintain a relatively low profile off the set. However, his buddies Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck insist that Jason is one of the funniest and most gentlemanly actors in the business today.

 

He'll Be Here Sometime Between 9 and 5
How do you end up with a name like “Larry the Cable Guy?” It helps if your first name is Larry, and having a job like installing cable doesn’t hurt either. Fortunately for him, comedian Larry the Cable Guy meets both of those requirements. Larry’s just your average everyday American standup comic and like most people, he loves freedom, Miss September, making boobs out of playdough, chicken fried steak, and the Dukes of Hazard. But most importantly, Larry loves speaking his mind. He’s known for his “redneck” way of spouting opinionated commentaries anywhere he can, including on stage, online, and on the radio. Though not known for sure, this might be why he lost his bid for the US presidency in ’92 and ’96. When not running for office, Larry has put out multiple comedy CD’s of his own, and is featured in a team up effort album with good friends Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall called The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Live.

 

Russian Roulette Anyone?
Most comedians claim to have come from bizarre backgrounds, but “Wild Bill” Bauer is proof positive of what can happen when you grow up around unstable relatives. A brilliant writer with a unique and manic delivery style, Bauer combines his bizarre observations and weird personal tales into comedy that is both funny and hilariously shocking. Bauer's outrageous stories of growing up in a dysfunctional family, as well as his twisted observations about the world we live in, have generated a cult following that continues to grow. His most infamous family member is his crazy uncle Arnie, who was at one time a Russian Roulette Champion.

 

September 10, 2002
Deborah Norville
Goes Deep

Deborah Norville is the seven-year veteran and two-time Emmy-winning "face" of the long-running, top-rated, daily broadcast, Inside Edition. This week, Deborah will be expanding on her lead anchor role by leaving the desk behind to take viewers on a trip to a place most will never get to go, 600 ft below the ocean’s surface. Inside Edition devotes its entire program to Deborah Norville's adventures on board the U.S.S. Bremerton, one of 57 nuclear powered submarines in the US Navy's arsenal. While on board, she'll be speaking with crewmembers about the extensive training and psychological testing they endure, while at the same time she'll be experiencing first hand, how long and stressful days spent onboard a sub can be.

FACTOID - Aside from her role as a news anchor, Deborah Norville is also an accomplished author. She wrote the popular children’s bedtime book, "I Don't Want to Sleep Tonight," as well as the inspirational guide, "Back on Track: How to Straighten Out Your Life When It Throws You a Curve."

 

September 10, 2002
If the Jokes Aren't Funny, They're Yours to Keep
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by legendary comedian, Bob Zany. Last week, Bob put together a respectable report, but the big question is, can he deliver the goods two weeks in a row? America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby (Live)" is also returning, and some lucky fan will win a couple of T-shirts, Zany's chart topping CD I Just Can't Win Baby, as well as the hearts of millions. But you don't have be on the show to play, you can try your hand at Fix the Joke Baby, read past Zany Reports and buy all kinds wonderful "zany" merchandise right from your home at BobZany.com! Go there or be square!

 



September 10, 2002
The NFL Song: Week 1
Though last week Duke Tumatoe performed a exhibition edition of the NFL Song, this is the first true regular season installment of his weekly fall feature. With all the excitement that took place on the turf during kickoff weekend, it will be interesting to see what Duke chooses sing about? Will be the extremely odd ending to the Chiefs/Browns game, or maybe the unexpected upset victory by the expansion Houston Texans over "America's Team," the Dallas Cowboy? You'll have to listen to find out. Of course, he could always spend the entire segment making fun of Chick for getting beat by a monkey in his shoe-in football picks.

SIDE BAR - Though this hasn't been confirmed, rumor has it that this week might include the return of Bass Talk.

 

September 9, 2002
The Drew Carey Show is moving to Monday Nights!

While in the Marine reserves, Drew Carey's military buzz cut and black, wide-rim glasses became part of his trademark look. He began his successful career as a comedian in April 1986 at the Cleveland Comedy Club. One of his first big breaks was competing on Star Search in 1988. The Drew Carey Show, which premiered in 1995, is written, created, and produced by Carey.

"This year we are going through a lot of changes. It is still going to be funny, but just not as goofy. We are getting some new characters and changing the work place, and it should be a lot of fun," says Carey.

The show is going through changes because the show, though always ranking among the top rated ABC comedies, had started to decline. This season is meant to help freshen things up. And speaking of changes, Carey has lost both his trademark hair style and glasses and barely resembles the man he used to be.

"Nobody recognizes me anymore," says Carey. "I am starting to find out what you regular people have to put up with. I get security guards grabbing my chest all the time asking me where do I think I'm going. I miss my celebrity."

Aside from having his own hit, self titled show, Carey is also producer and host of the wildly popular improv comedy show, Whose Line Is It Anyway? also on ABC.

FACTOID
- Carey's debut book, Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined, spent three months on the New York Times best-seller list.

 



September 9, 2002
The Triumphant
Return of Kristi Lee!

Kristi Lee, returns to the studio from her maternity leave after what seems like an eternity (actually, it was only six weeks). Her new baby girl, Sophie Leigh, is doing great and we're very excited to have "the sexiest voice in radio" back in the Friggemall studios once again. Nobody delivers the news the way Kristi Lee does as she sits gently astride the news desk each morning.
Welcome back Kristi! We missed you!

 

 

"I'm not half the man Rosie O'Donnel is."
- Rahn Ramey

"Anna Nichole Smith has had more hands up her dress than the muppets."
- Jason Stuart

"I wouldn't say I am a 'fan' of the Bengals, because that implies that you're proud of what they're doing on the field. I'm just a rooter."
- Rob Haney

"I read Jet Magazine, because I date most of the guys in it."
- Jason Stuart

"Damon Wells got attacked with a butter knife in a restaurant. You know you are fat when you are mistaken for a roll."
- Bill Scheft

"Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do."
- Larry the Cable Guy

"You know why people don't have refrigerator rights anymore? Because the assbag in the car in front of me won't make a left turn when the light turns yellow."
- "Mike" the caller

"Being pregnant for nine months, then having a c-section is like running a marathon and then finding out you could have used a golf cart."
- Larry the Cable Guy

"Just because it's on sale it doesn't mean you have to but it."
- Adam Meadows

"That tastes better than a cheerleader on game day."
- Larry the Cable Guy

"If you don't have voicemail, you aren't accountable for anything."
- "Chad," fix-the-joke baby winner

"Gamblin' money ain't got no home."
- Chick McGee

"When I got married, I had to give up my drums. How can you rock without your drums?"
- Anonymous Caller

"I've been publicly humiliated so many times, nothing makes me nervous anymore."
- Drew Carey

"Is there anything that says NFL like Bon Jovi and hookers?"
- Bill Scheft on the pre-kick off celebration in Time Square

"I've been 'Mr. Hot-dog' before at the bus station."
- Chick McGee

"My joke in Sports Illustrated is the first laugh associated with the show Arli$$ in seven years."
- Bill Scheft

"Chick, you're on 125 different stations, and you can only do two impressions?"
- Joe Buck

"Maybe it's just me, but I say Horseradish is just Mayonnaise with a boner"
- "Larry King"

"My son just finished his last year of college. Unfortunately he was a freshman."
- Mark Cordes

"The Stones are using an 80 foot high stage? So much for those front row tickets."
- Chick McGee

"Are these people trying to create a teen idol or the next Tom Jones?"
- Bob Kevoian talking about the TV show American Idol

"If I am going to a peep show, somebody is touching me."
- Chick McGee


"What kind of loser buys a keg of nonalcoholic beer? Drinking it is fine, but don't do funnels."
- Joel Lindley

"I don't understand anyone who has children intentionally."
- Pat Dixon

"I couldn't be a lesbian because I couldn't put up with a woman bitchin' at me."
- Tammy Pescatelli

"The eighth beer of the evening has a name. It's called Karaoke."
- Pat Dixon