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September 10 - 14, 2007

The King of Clean
Comedian A.J. Jamal is a lot of things, but lazy isn't one of them. He's known as one of the hardest working comedians out there having conquered television, film, concerts, and comedy clubs with his engaging, G-rated comedy. His broad appeal is evident when looking at the variety of television programs he’s appeared on including The Tonight Show, Comic Justice, and In Living Color along with standup specials on HBO and Showtime. A former I.B.M. computer engineer, Jamal's taken his analytical and perceptive comedy to every conceivable venue from Radio City Music Hall to college campuses across the country. But he’s got more going on than just his standup act, Jamal’s also an accomplished filmmaker, animator, and president of his own animation company.
>>> Check out AJ at SWIRL.TV

 

Keeping Things Real
While many comedians find the need to make up stories or create elaborate characters to make people laugh, David Beck can do it by keeping things real.  He’s been able to find the funny in everyday life by using nothing more than his warped view of the world around him.  David also tries to separate himself form the pack by keeping things clean as well as positive.  It’s not to say that he performs a G-rated show, it’s just that he can discuss adult topics without having to turn to salty language for a punch line.  David has also been popping up on TV as an actor having appeared on The Prosecutors, New Detectives and The FBI Files.

 

Mike "Oreoman" Green
If you want to hear the story about how Mike Green got the nickname "Oreoman" you'll have to go to his website and listen to him tell it, we don't have enough room here. However, if you just want to hear him tell a few good jokes and funny stories, tune in when he joins BOB&TOM in the studio. For Mike, 2007 has been a year to remember. He was the winner of both the Las Vegas Comedy Festival and the New Your Comedy Expo, and he will be featured in the upcoming documentary, Be Funny. So if you're into comedy, chances are you've heard of Mike Green, and if you haven't, you’re not very cool.

 
Pat Dixon
Audiences across the country have enjoyed Pat Dixon's fluid stage manner, dry delivery and boldly creative material. Recognized as a top-notch writer and engaging performer, Dixon combines a conversational style with tight, punchy material, all fueled by a uniquely off-kilter comedic sensibility which makes him not only funny but fun to watch. Pat has appeared on Comedy Central's Premium Blend and reached a new audience on CMT as host of their "Summer Games."
 

He Cuts His Own Hair
According to Eddie Ifft, all it took was one magical open mic night in a comedy club to convince him to leave the insurance business and pursue standup as a full-time career. His father tells the story a little different. In his version, Eddie was fired. Either way, Ifft left for New York city and has never looked back. From Comedy Clubs and Colleges to hosting Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, Ifft has taken advantage of his time. He’s also appeared on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, NBC’s Friday Night, Jerry Seinfeld's Comedian and was the man-on-the-street for the Queen Latifa Show. screen, Though he remains busy, he does still find time for his other passions, golfing, skiing and cutting his own hair.

The Summer of Ralph Harris
Longtime friend of the show Ralph Harris is having quite the summer. Not only did he finish in the top five on the NBC reality TV comedy competition Last Comic Standing, he was also one of the featured performers in the BOB&TOM Comedy Central special that aired last Thursday . But Ralph is no stranger to television, he's A Tonight Show veteran and has also been seen on HBO specials and on the sitcom Seinfeld.

Side Note - Ralph's CD, "Hickey Head," is available at the BOB&TOM Store!

 
Breaking Out is Hard To Do
Convinced that his wayward brother was wrongly convicted of the sensational murder of the Vice President’s brother, which landed him on Fox River State Penitentiary’s death row, a desperate Michael Scofield attempted a daring bank robbery in order to get himself incarcerated in Fox River with Lincoln. Michael, an engineer with access to the prison’s structural design, then masterminded an elaborate plan to free Lincoln by pulling off the ultimate PRISON BREAK. Aided by an intricate tattoo of the prison’s blueprints covering his upper body, Michael was able to break out of prison and start hunting for the lost treasures of infamous skyjacker D.B. Cooper (who just happened to be locked away in that same prison). Now in it's third season, Prison Break is just as exciting and confusing as ever, which is why we've got Dominic Purcell on the line to help clear things up.
 

Collin Moulton
If energetic, funny, and familiar are three traits you look for in a standup comedian, then Collin Moulton is a guy you want to see.  But don’t go in there just thinking you’re going to get an hour full of standard jokes because that’s not his style.  His shows also mix in a full helping of physical comedy, personal observations and if your lucky, original comedy songs. 

Wednesday Guest

Guitar Hero
Singer/songwriter Henry Phillips may be lonely, and a self-professed loser, but he's also one of the most clever comedians on the planet. While it's true his songs often focus on the darker, twisted sides of life, we still find his soft-spoken, self-deprecating personality quite adorable. His demeanor may not show it but he's actually a fun guy to be around, especially if you enjoy gambling, drinking or gambling while drinking. Henry is also a gifted guitar player who actually got his start performing serious songs as a folk singer. Unfortunately folk songs weren't paying the bills, so he just changed a few lyrics around and became a successful standup comedian.

FACTOID - Henry has an interesting video posted on his MySpace site that shows him sitting in on a radio interview gone wrong.

 

Let's Talk to Costaki
Over the past few months, Costaki Economopoulos has been calling in to treat us to a new regular feature that for the longest time didn't have a name or a premise, but those minor details have been fixed (for now) as it's now known as "The Economonologue." Known for his clever writing, Costaki's able to take the things he sees and hears in everyday life and turn turn them into comedic observations you won't be able to believe you haven't thought of before, and will never be able to forget.

 

Here He Is...
It's been a long seven days since we last visited with comedian Tim Bedore, which is why we're so eager to have him back on his special line ready to deliver another exciting edition of Vague But True. Live from his home in Minnesota where he's seated comfortably at mission control, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics and his day to day activities, presented in the form of in-depth, entertaining editorials. Over the past few years, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Bedore, including his thoughts on downloading movies, the joy one can find in a SkyMall magazine, his time spent at summer camp and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species.

 

The NFL Song: Week 2
Week one of NFL action has come and gone but don't worry if you missed any of the previous week's action because Duke Tumatoe's back with another edition of the NFL Song. After only one game in the books, experts area already narrowing the field of competitors down to a few possible champions including the Patriots, Chargers and Colts (who all won big games this week), but there is still a long way to go which means Duke better be ready to report on a long, long season.

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America's Funniest Biker
On one hand the guy is a motorcycle enthusiast, but on the other hand he's also a professional standup comedian. Often those two lifestyles don't go hand in hand, but that's why it's safe to call Russ Nagel the world's funniest biker. We really didn't get a chance to spend a whole lot of time with Russ the last time he stopped by late in the show, but this time around we've got him for an entire morning. We're guessing he'll be all revved up and ready to roll.

 

Master of the Cell Phone Ring Tone, Frank Caliendo
You May recognize Frank Caliendo as a long time star of MAD TV, as the comic relief on FOX NFL Sunday, or even from his multiple appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman. Actually, on second thought, maybe you don't. If his face doesn't look familiar, it's probably because Caliendo is a master impressionist who spends more time on screen portraying other people than he does as himself. Caliendo's impressive impressions include celebrities like Al Pacino, Jim Rome, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Ted Knight, Jeff Goldblum, and a John Madden so good you could swear it was the real thing.

See the video with Bob Costas from last week's NFL on FOX program.

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Secret Stories From His Public Journal
Whether on the phone or in the studio, we’ve been treated, for longer than we can remember, to comedian Mike Birbiglia's writings, also known as his Secret Public Journal. In these musings, Mike's covered everything including his infatuation with pizza, problem with sleepwalking, brother Joe, fear of bears and alter ego "Sleepy Carl." Will this next entry cover one of these favorite topics, or might it be something completely new? Only Mike knows for sure. Well, until he reads it to a national audience, that is.

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Maybe This Week He Got Some Sleep
If you're wondering why there is a feeling of emptiness deep inside your soul, it's because you've been without The Zany Report for almost a week. For those new to the show, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany, is the only segment we have that comes equipped with its own built-in comedy safety net. Even if the Report fails to make the trip all the way to Funny-ville, America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby" will be able to turn that frown upside down. And once again some lucky fan will win a few cool T-shirts, Zany's chart topping CD, I Just Can't Win Baby, and a very valuable one year subscription to the BOB&TOM VIP site.

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Getting to Know Kevin "Kano" Williams
For those of you not familiar with Kevin Williams, let us provide you with a quick recap. Kevin began making a living as a standup comedian while still serving in the US Coast Guard, and during that time won the “Funniest Person in the Military” comedy contest. He’s performed in clubs all over North America, Japan and Germany, was raised in Chicago, goes by the nickname “Kano” and has been seen on BET’s Comic View and NBC’s Last Comic Standing.  There, now don’t you feel more prepared for when he joins BOB&TOM in the studio?
 
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It's Info-tainment
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how obscure, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered Ben Franklin, the Burr Hamilton dual, the Louisiana Purchase, George Washington, first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. Now each Monday, Scott surprises us with a new history lesson in which you're guaranteed to laugh and might even learn a little something too.

 

 

 

 

"Putting comedy in a music festival is like hiding a message in porn. Nobody is going to notice."
- Doug Stanhope

"You don't realize how bad your teeth look until you shave your head."
- Doug Stanhope

"Comedians feel the same way about Gallagher that vampires do about Count Chocolate."
- Pat Dixon

"For the good of the show, you two need to knock one out."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee and Tommy G.

"I'm too professional, I'd never hit on a co-worker."
- Tom Griswold

"You see the condom as half empty, I see the condom as half full."
- Drew Hastings on his fantasy date with Kristi Lee

"Body Odor is nature's alarm clock and a lot of people from my home town are hitting the snooze alarm."
- Mario DiGiorgio

"Men have to feel shame about there genitals otherwise society breaks down. "
- Scott Dunn on keeping it in your pants.

"If Anna Nicole Smith was the Marilyn Monroe of our age, then Weekend at Bernie's was our Gone with the Wind."
- Tom Segura

"My wife bought me a natural deodorant. It said right there on the packaging, "Does Not Work.""
- Jim Gaffigan on the "Green" lifestyle

"Don't smoke weed with ugly women, it's a waste. You can drink a girl fine, but you can't smoke a girl fine."
- Geoff Brown

"A threesome has never been one of my fantasies, but when someone offers, it becomes one really quick."
- David Crowe

"I like a woman with a past. A skank with books."
- Drew Hastings on his preferred type of woman

"The only way you meet women on the farm is if their car breaks down."
-Drew Hastings

"My daddy won't let me date bass players."
-Phrase on the front of baby Sally Griswold's onesie

"When I'm not eating, I'm being crushed by my memories."
- Chick McGee

"Going to the bathroom has become my new favorite thing. I don't know why they call it 'Number Two" because it's clearly number one."
-Louis C.K. on getting away from his family

"The only way I can get my wife to leave me alone is to walk around the yard with a hose. I don't even turn the water on."
- Scott Dunn on his wife giving him chores

"You're making me feel like I want to tell you to shut up."
- John Fischer on how to argue with women using feelings

"Well, aren't you fancy. You're just a fancy Dan."
-"Nick Nolte" to Bob after finding out he enjoys coffee in the morning

"I'm like Michael Jackson, only the non-crazy version."
-Daniel Tosh on hanging out with 12-year-old boys