You Can't Fix Stupid
Comedian Ron White has been performing stand-up comedy for many, many years now, but it was only after he participated in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour that his career truly took off. Since that time, Ron has starred in his own WB special, sold over 500,000 copies of his first comedy DVD (They Call Me Tater Salad), and has been featured on The Late Show with David Letterman, Blue Collar TV, Premium Blend and Comedy Central Presents. But don't be alarmed , his Blue Collar days aren't over yet. The boys recently got together to film their third movie, which then became a CD and Comedy Central special called Blue Collar Comedy Tour - One For The Road. Ron has also added 'author' to his growing list of credentials as he penned and released a book containing many of his his best drinking stories , I Had the Right to Remain Silent... But I Didn't Have the Ability.

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

Yo Quiero Carlos Alazraqui
Carlos Alazraqui portrays the slightly racist, and somewhat dimwitted member of the Reno Nevada Sheriff’s Department otherwise known as Dep. James Garcia Comedy Central's cop show spoof, Reno 911!, but he's also a very talented standup comedian and voice-over actor. If you've ever tuned in to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, you're sure to have heard his voice on any number of popular cartoons including Cat/Dog, Juniper Lee, Fairly Odd Parents, and Camp Lazlo. He was also the voice behind the wildly popular Taco Bell "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" campaign.But now that it's summer and the filming season has ended, Carlos has headed back on the road performing stand-up comedy. So make sure to look for Carlos in a club near you this year, and then in Theaters next year when the Reno 911! movie hits the big screen.

Soon to Be Seen on Comedy Central
When comedian Greg Hahn takes the stage, he does so with an energetic, all-out style of physical humor, one-liners and crowd work live you've never seen before. And once he get's going there's no stopping it because he doesn't have time for laughs, he's out to create immediate pandemonium and panic. Hahn can wear an audience out with his rapid-fire jokes leave them holding their sides, trying to catch their breath in no time. Though Hahn's resume includes numerous television appearances and headlining countless comedy clubs, his true calling may be as a speaker at corporate functions. Hahn is famous for stepping behind the podium during stuffy business events and pretending to be a guest speaker, only to launch into his bizarre antics. Needless to say, it takes everyone in attendance completely off guard.

FACTOID - Greg Hahn will be featured on the upcoming BOB&TOM Comedy Special on Comedy Central this Saturday, September 16th

Comedy Police
Comedian Mike Armstrong was such a bad cop, when he left the police force, three internal affairs officers had to be let go because there was no longer a need for their services. Whether he was pulling over motorists to warn them of speed traps down the road, monitoring birds with his radar gun or making U-Turns to avoid arriving on the scene of an accident, Armstrong personally helped strain police relations with the public without even trying. He may have struck fear in the hearts of everyone in town when he was working behind the badge, but now that he's a civilian and making a living on stage we all feel a whole lot safer. Mike just recently released a brand new comedy album, Comedy Police, which is available at the BOB&TOM webstore. You'll buy it if you know what's good for you.

Every Office Should Have a John Garrett
Who wouldn’t be happy with a highly respected position at a ‘Big Five’ accounting firm as a Certified Public Accountant. John Garrett, that’s who. Not satisfied being one of the few accountants with a good sense of humor, he preferred instead to be one of the only standup comedians in the world with a CPA. Now he can take the stage at colleges and clubs around the country and poke fun at the corporate world he couldn’t wait to leave, and he’s having a great time doing it.

His Very Secret
Public Journal
Comedian Mike Birbiglia is constantly on the road (which would explain why he rented a giant bus over the summer), and during his travels he enjoys taking notes and recording his thoughts for a feature known as Mike Birbiglia's Secret Public Journal. The legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get these entries e-mailed to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, we've asked him to occasionally call the show and share his writings over the phone. In other news, Mike makes an appearance on the new BOB&TOM album Donkey Show in which he talks about the difficulty some people have with pronouncing his name correctly.

You've Heard Words to Remember...
Tim Bedore has been a weekly Wednesday fixture on the show with his Vague But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to find out what his next installment will be about. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Tim, including his thoughts on how women cause wars, and the speech he would have given if universities had asked him to talk to their graduates (both of which can be found on the new B&T album Donkey Show). But no matter the topic, we're happy he'll be reporting on it from his new home up north, where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts stare at your shoes. In other exciting news, Tim's new CD, Vague But True, is hot off the presses. Get your copy of this new CD featuring over 30 of Tim's best VBT's to date.

The NFL Song - Week #2
After the long kickoff weekend of NFL football Duke Tumatoe is back for another edition of his popular weekly report on the happenings in professional football, The NFL Song. From Thursday night's hard fought game to Monday's late night blowout, it was a wonderful weekend of football. Duke took a lot of notes during the games so be prepared to be blown away by his review of all the action.

SIDE NOTE - Though this hasn't been confirmed, we've heard rumors that along with the return of the NFL Song, Bass Talk will also be kicking off a brand new season.

The World's Richest Brainiac
From June 2 to November 30 of 2004, brainiac Ken Jennings defeated 150 challengers and gave over 2700 correct responses to subjects ranging from Shakespeare to Hip Hop and in doing so won over $2.5 Million on the popular quiz show, Jeopardy! He not only set the record for number of victories on Jeopardy! and the record for most money ever won on a television game show, he also raised the show’s ratings by 22% and helped make the highest rated syndicated program on television. But even before all this fame, Ken Jennings was a trivia junky, absorbing useless facts while others were outside playing sports. In his new book, Brainiac: Adventures in the Curious, Competitive, Compulsive World of Trivia Buffs, Jennings describes his early days and his rise through the ranks of the world of Jeopardy.

The One and Only Bob Zany
Comedian Bob Zany may not realize it by the way we treat him when he calls in, but he's our most eagerly anticipated guest each week. There are few comedians working today that have the guts it takes to come on a nationally syndicated radio show every week and perform all new material. Then to top it all off, he invites listeners to call in and fix the jokes that some (meaning Tom) have deemed 'virtually laugh free.' Sounds fun doesn't it? Catch The Zany Report every Tuesday so you too can play "Fix the Joke Baby" where the prize package includes CDs, t-shirts, and a BOB&TOM VIP membership.