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September 17 - 21, 2007

A-Dore-able
An LA resident but Chicago native, comedian Jimmy Dore grew up in a Catholic family of twelve. As the youngest of seven boys, he had no choice but to use his sense of humor to try and escape the constant brotherly beatings. These assaults did teach Jimmy a very valuable lesson though; show no mercy. Jimmy puts this philosophy to use on stage where nothing is out of bounds. Along with performing in comedy clubs across America, Jimmy has also been seen on NBC's Friday Night!, Make Me Laugh, An Evening at the Improv, Premium Blend and Late Night with Craig Kilborn.

SIDE NOTE - Jimmy Dore is one of the featured comedians on the BOB&TOM Comedy All-Stars Tour.

 

Matt Fugate Opens Up
From the moment he started getting laughs while reciting old Bill Cosby routines on the playground, Matt Fugate knew he wanted to be a standup comedian. And though he's had to begin writing his own material, and can no longer plagiarize old albums, he's been able to turn his defense mechanism into a successful career. Fugate's style of comedy is often described as being smart, which we are pretty sure is a compliment. Along with standup, Fugate is also a co-creator of the spoof website AlliedChemical.com and a humor columnist for Effect Magazine.

 

Like A Rock
DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON conquered the world of sports before transitioning into his amazing and diverse film career. In THE GAME PLAN, moviegoers will get to experience his rollicking sense of humor. He will next be seen starring as Agent 23 in Peter Segal's screen version of the classic super-agent comedy "Get Smart," alongside Steve Carrel and Anne Hathaway. With these comedies, Johnson further establishes himself as one of comedy’s leading men. Among his other upcoming projects, he will re-team with director Andy Fickman for a new big screen version of the Disney live-action classic, “Witch Mountain.” He has created his own charitable entity, The Dwayne Johnson Rock Foundation, which creates a platform of hope and possibility for children nationwide by providing programs designed to enrich and empower the lives and self-esteem of under-served, at-risk youth and children hospitalized for medical disabilities, disorders and illness.

 

Secret Stories From His Public Journal
Whether on the phone or in the studio, we’ve been treated, for longer than we can remember, to comedian Mike Birbiglia's writings, also known as his Secret Public Journal. In these musings, Mike's covered everything including his infatuation with pizza, problem with sleepwalking, brother Joe, fear of bears and alter ego "Sleepy Carl." Will this next entry cover one of these favorite topics, or might it be something completely new? Only Mike knows for sure. Well, until he reads it to a national audience, that is. >>> Read the PUNCHLINE Magazine article.

 

Southern Fried Chick
When former school bus driver turned standup comedian Etta May enters a room, you know you're in for a treat. It might be her 250lb frame, horned rimmed glasses, polyester pants and trademark floral blouse that give you the giggles at first, but it'll be her off the wall stories about her failed truck driver husband Delbert and three mischievous children that you'll walk away from the club howling about. Etta first discovered she was destined to perform comedy in front of large groups of people when she was forced to entertain a rowdy bingo crowd after the "ball sucker" got stuck. Since then she's appeared on Oprah, MTV and is set to appear on CMT as part of the Southern Fried Chicks Comedy Tour.

 

Let's Talk to Costaki
Over the past few months, Costaki Economopoulos has been calling in to treat us to a new regular feature that for the longest time didn't have a name or a premise, but those minor details have been fixed (for now) as it's now known as "The Economonologue." Known for his clever writing, Costaki's able to take the things he sees and hears in everyday life and turn turn them into comedic observations you won't be able to believe you haven't thought of before, and will never be able to forget.

 

Here He Is...
It's been a long seven days since we last visited with comedian Tim Bedore, which is why we're so eager to have him back on his special line ready to deliver another exciting edition of Vague But True. Live from his home in Minnesota where he's seated comfortably at mission control, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics and his day to day activities, presented in the form of in-depth, entertaining editorials. Over the past few years, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Bedore, including his thoughts on downloading movies, the joy one can find in a SkyMall magazine, his time spent at summer camp and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species.

 

The NFL Blues
This weekend's NFL action has come and gone but don't worry if you missed any of Sunday's excitement because Duke Tumatoe's back with another edition of the NFL Song. Week two was full of upsets as the Browns won a shootout, the Buccaneers toppled the Saints and the Redskins actually went into Philly and beat the Eagles on MNF (even though ESPN tried not to show it). Now with the Texans, Niners and Lions at 2-0 and the Eagles, Jets and Giants at 0-2, things look a little confusing which is why we're lucky we've got Duke Tumatoe stopping by to sort everything out.

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Tuesday's Guest
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Boston's Biggest Fan
Bill Scheft writes monologues for The Late Show with David Letterman, wrote "The Show" in Sports Illustrated, and is the author of the highly acclaimed novel, The Ringer, but right now he's first and foremost a sports fan. And though it was a slow summer for sports, now that fall is upon us, Bill is living it up in Boston as his Red Sox attempt to clinch their division and the Patriots are looking like the best team in football (with or without cheating). But even if you're not a sports nut, or can't stay up late enough to watch Dave, Bill's also got a Thurber Prize nominated novel, Time Won't Let Me that you're sure to enjoy..

 

Welcome to Somerville
Even at an early age, Mike Somerville knew he was different. From leading a rebellion of students as a Kindergartner to setting off a smoke bomb as part of a sixth grade talent show, he’s always found a way to separate himself from the crowd; whether it be by his choice or the authorities'. Even when he entered the working world, after his father insisted he find a "real job," Mike noticed that he didn’t fit in. All that waking up early and constant personal hygiene was just too much for him to take. That’s why he decided to fall back on a talent he’d picked up as a freshman in college, stand up comedy, and he hasn’t looked back since.

 

Fix-the-Joke, Zany
It’s time again for everyone’s favorite weekly feature, The Zany Report starring comedy legend Bob Zany. In case you’re new to the show or are unfamiliar with the concept of The Zany Report, we’ll explain how it works. Every Tuesday, Bob Zany calls in to deliver a handful of jokes based on current events and comical news stories. Though his intention is to present a report that is hilarious from top to bottom, it doesn’t always work out this way. Of course as good hosts, BOB&TOM are always kind enough to point out which of his jokes came up a little short in the laughs department. This is where you the listener come into play because Zany then invites a lucky fan to call in and fix one of his flat punch lines in a little game he calls Fix-The-Joke Baby! Sounds easy, doesn’t it? To find out more, got to bobzany.com, baby!

 

Rodney Carrington is Coming Clean
Singer/songwriter/standup comedian Rodney Carrington recently decided to leave the pampered life of a sitcom actor behind (well, the network helped him make that decision) and is returning to his roots, standup comedy. This summer he starred in a huge Comedy Central standup special (now available on DVD), and released a brand new comedy CD, King of the Mountains, but he's still got a little more up his sleeve. While on the road this summer, he also somehow found the time to write a book Coming Clean, which can be preordered now. Don't be the last one to get a copy.

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No Refunds
Described as one of the most twisted individuals you’ll ever see perform, Doug Stanhope has no problem telling people that his show might not be for everyone, especially those that are offended easily or have weak stomachs. He’s confrontational, vulgar, graphic, uninhibited and brutally honest, and that's just how he describes himself. All that aside, Doug is still considered to be one of the greatest comedians touring today. Along with his stand-up duties, he’s also hosted The Man Show on Comedy Central, a couple of the Girls Gone Wild videos, and recently starred in his very own Showtime special, No Refunds.

 
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Historical Comedy
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how obscure, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered Ben Franklin, the Burr Hamilton dual, the Louisiana Purchase, George Washington, first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. Now each Monday, Scott surprises us with a new history lesson in which you're guaranteed to laugh and might even learn a little something too.

 
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Dr. Will MillerThe Doctor is In
Bob & Tom PSYCHOtherapist, and long time friend of the show, Dr. Will Miller became popular for his theories on classic television and how those shows reflect on our own society and psychology. In his Book, Why We Watch, Dr. Will discussed everything from Gilligan's Island to Scooby Doo and how those reruns were actually the path to personal peace. Then in his next work, Refrigerator Rights, Dr. Will took an in depth look at what friendship in America is all about by examining how individuals give out Refrigerator Rights. In other words, how many friends do you have that are allowed to just walk right in your home and start rummaging through you're ice box? When listening to Dr. Will on our show, it's like watching the Dr. Phil show, only with good advice, and entertainment value.

 

 

 

 

"Putting comedy in a music festival is like hiding a message in porn. Nobody is going to notice."
- Doug Stanhope

"You don't realize how bad your teeth look until you shave your head."
- Doug Stanhope

"Comedians feel the same way about Gallagher that vampires do about Count Chocula."
- Pat Dixon

"For the good of the show, you two need to knock one out."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee and Tommy G.

"I'm too professional, I'd never hit on a co-worker."
- Tom Griswold

"You see the condom as half empty, I see the condom as half full."
- Drew Hastings on his fantasy date with Kristi Lee

"Body odor is nature's alarm clock and a lot of people from my home town are hitting the snooze alarm."
- Mario DiGiorgio

"Men have to feel shame about there genitals otherwise society breaks down. "
- Scott Dunn on keeping it in your pants.

"If Anna Nicole Smith was the Marilyn Monroe of our age, then Weekend at Bernie's was our Gone with the Wind."
- Tom Segura

"My wife bought me a natural deodorant. It said right there on the packaging, "Does Not Work.""
- Jim Gaffigan on the "Green" lifestyle

"Don't smoke weed with ugly women, it's a waste. You can drink a girl fine, but you can't smoke a girl fine."
- Geoff Brown

"A threesome has never been one of my fantasies, but when someone offers, it becomes one really quick."
- David Crowe

"I like a woman with a past. A skank with books."
- Drew Hastings on his preferred type of woman

"The only way you meet women on the farm is if their car breaks down."
-Drew Hastings

"My daddy won't let me date bass players."
-Phrase on the front of baby Sally Griswold's onesie

"When I'm not eating, I'm being crushed by my memories."
- Chick McGee

"Going to the bathroom has become my new favorite thing. I don't know why they call it 'Number Two" because it's clearly number one."
-Louis C.K. on getting away from his family

"The only way I can get my wife to leave me alone is to walk around the yard with a hose. I don't even turn the water on."
- Scott Dunn on his wife giving him chores

"You're making me feel like I want to tell you to shut up."
- John Fischer on how to argue with women using feelings

"Well, aren't you fancy. You're just a fancy Dan."
-"Nick Nolte" to Bob after finding out he enjoys coffee in the morning

"I'm like Michael Jackson, only the non-crazy version."
-Daniel Tosh on hanging out with 12-year-old boys