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September 19 - 23 2005

The Life of Brian
When Brian Regan first started in standup, he was much more than a comedian, he was also a busboy, dishwasher, and cook. On more than one occasion, he would have to wrap up a set so that he could flip burgers for the crowd he’d just performed for. Eventually, he became a better comic than a cook, and was able to take his act on the road. Since then, Brian has become one of the more popular standup acts today, and pops up all over television with appearances on Conan, Letterman, MTV Comedy Half-Hour and specials on both Comedy Central and Showtime. Regan recently released his first comedy DVD, I Walked on the Moon, and will be appearing on Conan O'Brien this Friday.

 

He's Lubasonic
Looking for a clean, intelligent comedy show full of observational humor? If so, comedian Randy Lubas is the guy for you. Lubas has performed over 5,000 shows in over forty of our great states. He's made dozens of television appearances and has worked at the most prestigious casinos in Las Vegas and Reno. Whether he is making fun of plutonic relationships, the Iowa sextuplets or himself Randy's full of witty observations that everyone can relate to.

FACTOID - Randy Lubas has developed his own game show called "Funny You Should Ask."

 

Hart & Sole
One might wonder how Kevin Hart can find the time to maintain his highly regarded standup routine when he’s being kept so busy acting in Hollywood. Hart was recently featured in the movies The 40 Year Old Virgin, Scary Movie 3, Along Came Polly and Soul Plane, and starred in the ABC sitcom, The Big House, but he continues to tour around the country, performing on campuses and in clubs. Kevin began his career as a shoe salesman in Philadelphia, but his heart wasn’t in it (we were going to say it wasn’t in his “sole,” but that pun would have been even worse). Hart did this until he discovered his true calling at an amateur night at a local comedy club, and he’s been performing full time ever since.

 

Can I Meet the Team?
Doing stand-up comedy since 1987, mostly because he’s funny and hates having a boss, Nick Griffin has fine-tuned his act to become one of the most well rounded comics of today. His comical observations cover just about everything (including fashion, love and Einstein) , so as long as you are interested in something, Nick will have you rolling in the aisles in no time. Griffin has been featured on Comedy Central's Premium Blend and The Late Show with Craig Kilborn and has also written for The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show. He also claims to have once worked with Charo, but refused to go into any specific details.

 

The Kid is Back
Comedian Jimmy Pardo demands respect, and maybe some day he’ll get it. Even though he’s one of the finest standup comedians working today and he's got a number of impressive credentials on his resume, Jimmy still feels like audiences, other comedians and even BOB&TOM don’t always give him the love he deserves. While we always enjoy talking to Jimmy, he's developed a reputation for getting into fights with the our other guests, and has been known to walk off the show from time to time (he claims he only did this once, but we've got out people looking through the archives to verify). Though "the kid" is great on the radio, it's his face that's the real money maker which is why you should make sure to see Pardo perform live when the opportunity presents itself.

 

Back on the Road
When John Heffron's parents found out that he'd been skipping night school classes in order to pursue his dream of performing stand-up comedy, they weren’t thrilled. But how were they supposed to know that one day this truant teen would climb the ranks of the comedy world and eventually win the second season of NBC's Last Comic Standing. With a fresh, youthful appearance and the outlook of a man trying to figure out life as a grown up, Heffron is one of comedy's rising talents. Before he became a reality TV star, John's other television credits included appearances on The Tonight Show , Premium Blend and NBC's Friday Night. Last year, John was kept busy filming episodes of LCS's third season. But now that the series is over, Heffron is back out on the road doing what he does best

SIDE NOTE - John Heffron is one of the two comics behind the "That Guy Game!" which has become a popular pastime at bachelorette parties everywhere.

 

One Man's Perspective
The name Keith McGill sounds as if it should belong to a country singer, but upon further research we discovered the man is actually a talented standup comedian. Common mistake. Keith may not wear a cowboy hat, but he does bring a quick-witted, lively, intelligent slant to comedy, and he comes highly recommended by our good friend Tim Cavanagh. During his shows, McGill offers his own insights on being as a black man in America, however, his humor is more of a commentary on all facets of life, not just one sector of society. This way everyone can enjoy.

 

Do You Know
Who He Is?

Of course you do, he's comedian Pat Godwin. And not only is he one of the most talented guitarist and skilled songwriters we have as a regular guest, he's also become a member of the extended B&T family (which means now we can't get rid of him). Godwin's been a major part the past few BOB&TOM albums, landing multiple memorable tracks including the now classic Gangsta Folk, First Date and C'est La Vie. Recently, Pat has gone through some major changes, both internal and external. He's still got that killer smile, but now he's sleeker, slimmer and (judging by his last big hit, You Don't Have a Clue) a little more disturbed than ever before. Much like when Drew Hastings drops by, it's always an interesting visit when Pat's in the studio because you never know what little tidbits of his personal life might become the fodder for a morning of laughs.

Side Note - As an added bonus, Pat will be joined in the studio by Paul & Storm, two members of the band Paul & Storm.

 

One Man, One Guitar, Unlimited Topics
Tim Cavanagh is a man who can write a song about anything. What's even more impressive is that most of the time he can perform them in under one minute. Just check out his two most recent CD’s, The One Minute Song volumes 1 & 2 to see for yourself. In these tunes, Tim tackles topics ranging from having a house full of dead baboons to America's under appreciation of Columbus Day, and each one is backed up by his often overlooked guitar stylings. Cavanagh has been featured on ten different B&T albums and is the man we turn to whenever we need a tribute to anything obscure. Tim’s always a joy to have in the studio, even when he's not being accompanied by the world famous Cavanettes (AKA any one he could find in the halls of the building).

 

The Host of Vague But True, Tim Bedore
Tim Bedore has been on a hot streak lately with his weekly Vague But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to find out what his next installment will be about. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Tim, including his predictions on the upcoming year, the joy he finds in defacing SkyMall magazines, the constant struggle between being a good father and a good comedian and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species. But no matter the topic, we're happy he'll be reporting on it from his new home up north, where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts stare at your shoes. Plus, make sure you stick around for the conclusion of VBT because Bedore now has a catchy little outro that you just can't help but sing along with. But remember, tempo is the key.

 

The NFL Song - Week 3
Week three of the NFL season has come to a close, and who better to recap all the gridiron action than Duke Tumatoe with his popular, bluesy musical review, The NFL Song. It was snooze city this week with a combination of blowouts and low scoring games all throughout Sunday afternoon. Only the Redskins miraculous come from behind victory on Monday Night Football gave fans of the NFL (except for those in Dallas) something to cheer about. This puts a lot of pressure on Duke to make this week's song more exciting than the actual games. But even if it's not, stick around for the always entertaining variety show, Bass Talk, and perhaps another one of Chick's halftime reports.

 
According to Jim
When we last talked to Jim Belushi he was getting ready to return to network television in the family oriented comedy, According to Jim. Since that time, his show has gone on to become a staple of ABC's weekly lineup, and just recently celebrated the filming of its 100th episode. On the show, Belushi plays “Jim,” an all-American guy's guy who’s never quick to admit fault, but who knows that the key to a good marriage is nodding in agreement when his wife (Courtney Thorne-Smith) talks. Fathers everywhere can relate to Belushi’s character who struggles with the same issues every other family man deals with; how to achieve the ideal picket-fence family life, yet keep a firm grip on your manhood at the same time. According to Jim returns for its fifth season this Tuesday on ABC.
 

Ripped From the Headlines
It’s time again for everyone’s favorite weekly feature, The Zany Report starring comedy legend Bob Zany. In case you’re new to the show or are unfamiliar with the concept of The Zany Report, we’ll explain how it works. Every Tuesday, Bob Zany calls in to deliver a handful of jokes based on current events and comical news stories. Though his intention is to present a report that is hilarious from top to bottom, it doesn’t always work out this way. Of course as good hosts, BOB&TOM are always kind enough to point out which of his jokes came up a little short in the laughs department. This is where you the listener come into play because Zany then invites a lucky fan to call in and fix one of his flat punch lines in a little game he calls Fix-The-Joke Baby! Sounds easy, doesn’t it? To find out more, got to bobzany.com, baby!

 

Yo-Ho-Ho, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day For Me
Our new favorite holiday is finally here, it’s just too bad it’s taking place on a Monday. That doesn’t mean we can’t party while we observe International Talk Like a Pirate Day, does it? Arrrr, you bet it don’t. For years now, landlubbers around the globe have spent September 19th dressing up in big black beards and peg legs to participate in this celebration of all things pirate. But you don’t have to go all out to celebrate, me matey. Just make sure you sprinkle your conversations with a few ‘arrrs,” “ahoys,” and “ayes,” and you’ll be doing just fine. And if you can work in a good pillaging, that helps too. John Baur and Mark Summers from talklikeapirate.com will be calling in to help us add even more pirate lingo to our ever-expanding seaworthy vocabulary as well as to promote their new book (which they wrote with help from Dave Barry), Pirattitude.

 

Our Opening Band,
Paul & Storm

Paul Sabourin and Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo were once members of the enormously popular comedy quartet, Da Vinci’s Notebook, but having struck out on their own, they're now the dynamic duo known as Paul & Storm. While the band's name really isn’t all that clever, their music and material most certainly is. The last time they came on the show, they shared a few of their of new tunes including the rejected jingle for Cheetos and a couple of "Randy Newman" movie themes. Both of these popular bits along with many other humorous tracks can be found on Paul & Storm's new album, Opening Band, which is now available at the BOB&TOM webstore.

 

The King of Queens
Leah Remini, Jerry Stiller and of course Kevin James are once again set to return to CBS another season of the hit sitcom, The King of Queens. James' path to sitcom stardom began as a stand up comic, working open mic nights with his brother in New York City comedy clubs. It didn't take long for James to transition from a local MC to a headlining packed houses, and it took even less time to move from standup comic to comedic actor. He appeared on Star Search and the Tonight Show early in his career, but his big break came after making a splash at the Montreal Comedy Festival. He landed a reoccurring role alongside his good friend Ray Romano on Everybody Loves Raymond and was soon offered his own sitcom, The King Of Queens. The new season of the hit CBS show begins this Monday at 8PM ET.

 

Richard Karn Says Laugh It Up
The great game shows never die, but they do need face lifts from time to time. This includes the only game that pits families of five against one another, trying to find the most popular answers to survey questions, the Family Feud. Richard Karn, once Tim Allen’s sidekick “Al” on
Home Improvement, is the newest host of the Feud, though he's had this job now for over two years. Richard not only had the daunting task of filling the shoes of larger than life comedian Louis Anderson, he’s also following in the footsteps of the great Richard Dawson (who never met a contestant he wouldn’t kiss) and Ray Combs (who could barley see over the host podium). Along with his Feud work, Richard is currently heading up a new webstie that's dedicated to finding the best, most infectious laugh. The contest is called, Laugh It Up, and is currently accepting video submissions. So grab a camera, find something funny (perhaps a B&T CD) and start laughing.

FACTOID - Our good friend and truck driver, Floyd Tucker has an unnatural obsession with Richard Karn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"It's called a plasma TV because you have to sell you own blood to afford one."
- Don McMillan

"I feel bad for prostitutes. With the way they dress, how are you supposed to distinguish them from 10th graders."
- Randy Lubas

"In your 20's you're single. When you're in your 30's you're just alone."
- Nick Griffin on not being in a relationship

"Liquor, bologna and Kleenex, that's all you need."
- Chick McGee on the only things that would be sold at a single guy's grocery store.

"I can't pick out cereal while facing west."
- Tom Griswold on his grocery store changing things around on him

"I don't believe in premarital sex. I'll still do it, I just don't believe in it."
- Eric Hunter on being catholic

"Has there ever been a pope with sideburns."
- Tom Griswold on Pontiffs and facial hair

" My girlfriend and I are trying to compromise more. She wants A, I want Z, so we've settled on something in the B-C range."
- Costaki Economopolous on working in relationships

"I still love my ex-wife. And so can you for $60."
- Dwight Slade

"They put directions on a box of Pop Tarts. Are there really people out there going "What do I do? How do I get this goodness in me?"
- Brian Regan on pointless directions

"At least you guys are good at what you do. As a traveling comedian I have to do radio with hacks like Wally and the Omelet."
- Christopher Titus on how some DJ's interrupt comics during the setup for a joke

"My goal is to have the most awkward first date ever."
- Auggie Smith on his contest to find a date to his ex-girlfriend's wedding

"I've started up on a new medication that has rendered my penis ineffective."
- Drew Hastings

"For Chick, happy hour only lasts 10 minutes."
- Drew Hastings

"Seven years of neglect is not cured by a tic-tac in the waiting room of the doctors office."
- Bill Burr on dental hygiene

"The reason they suspended that player nine games for betting the kid to drink a gallon of milk is because that would be 2% of the season."
- Tom Griswold

"My neighbor came over the other day and told me that he thought my wife was cheating on us."
- Kevin Jordan

"My mom is like a uterus with a head."
- Carlos Mencia on being one of 18 kids

"Bob, I have to go, the egg man is here."
- Herm Johnson

"Have you ever noticed that countries whose names end in 'stan' always suck. We should just change the name to Afganisuck"
- Tom Griswold

"Apparently there is no Bug Kama Sutra because they all seem to be doing it the same way every time."
- Bob Kevoian on nature

"It's too bad you can't do good things when you're black out drunk. You never hear, 'hey man, you were so wasted last night that you balanced my check book."
- Lee Levine

"How do you know when fish goes bad? It still smells like fish."
- Jim Gaffigan

"I don't speak Chinese, but I figure if I try, I've got to be saying something."
- Harland Williams

"When girls make out it sells videos, when guys make out it clears out a room."
- Chris Porter

"You know how hard it is to ditch someone on a plane?"
- Tom Griswold on traveling with Pat Godwin