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September 26 - 30 2005

Keeping You Up All Night
Can't sleep? Neither can Dave Attell. Not while he's still hosting Comedy Central's adult themed program Insomniac. For the past few years, viewers have been able to follow Dave as he toured around the world performing his comedy. However, unlike most comedy specials, the standup was only the beginning. After his act, the cameras followed Attell's late night adventures through various cities that were famous for their outrageous nightlife. Dave recently filmed a two-hour concert film, Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour Presents Sean Rouse, Greg Giraldo & Dane Cook, which will be premiering on Sunday, October 2 on Comedy Central. Dave is also promoting his own all new comedy DVD, Hey, Your Mouth's Not Pregnant.

FACTOID - Dave Attell is the voice of the commentator on the video game Outlaw Golf 2.

 

Big Nose Little Dog
When you can win a “Funniest Person in Austin” contest less than a year after joining the comedy profession, you know you might be working in the right field. That was the case for comedian Mario Digiorgio The to add to his resume, he followed that up by becoming a finalist in the HBO/Aspen Open Call for Stand-Up; was a finalist in Comedy Central’s Laugh Riots competition and was the principal comic in an Anheuser-Busch industrial commercial. These days, Mario can be found touring the country with an ever-swelling catalogue of smart, inventive material. Along with his budding stand-up career, Mario has also started his own inventive clothing line called BigNoseLittleDog, and wrote the uplifting book [A Cynic’s Guide to] a Rich and Full Life.

 

Hey Abbott!
Peter Bergman joined The Young and the Restless as the multi-faceted Jack Abbott in October, 1989. Since that time, Bergman received 12 consecutive Daytime Emmy Award nominations for Outstanding Lead Actor (1990-2002) for his work on Y&R, winning the coveted award in 1991, 1992 and 2002. Bergman was also honored with the Soap Opera Digest Award as "Outstanding Lead Actor" in 1992 and 1993. In addition, he was the recipient of the MVP Award from Soap Opera Update in 1991, 1992 and 1994. Additionally, Bergman guest starred in the television film Kojak, and in the television series The Five Mrs. Buchanans and The Nanny.

 

Now Found in the Fiction Aisle
Steve Schirripa, who plays Bobby “Bacala,” Baccillieri on the HBO hit mob drama The Sopranos is taking his persona beyond the small screen... again. After the success of his first book A Goomba's Guide to Life, which took a comedic look at what it's like to live the life of an Italian, Schirripa decided to take a dive into the realm of fiction writing. His new novel, Nicky Deuce, follows the adventures of a young italian boy that finds himself falling into mob life. Along with his writing, and the filming of the sixth season of The Sopranos, Schirripa can be seen on Tuesday Nights hosting Casino Cinema on Spike TV.

FACTOID - Though Steve Schirripa is a big man to begin with, he was asked to wear a fat suit during his first two seasons of The Sopranos.

 

They Call Him Tater Salad
Comedian Ron White has been performing standup for many years now, but it was only after he participated in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour that his career truly took off. Since that time, Ron has starred in his own WB special, sold over 500,000 copies of his first comedy DVD (They Call Me Tater Salad), and has been featured on The Late Show with David Letter, Blue Collar TV, Premium Blend and Comedy Central Presents. Ron doesn't so much tell jokes as he tells stores, which usually involve his love of adult beverages or being kicked out of somewhere (with one usually leading to the other). White’s not one to shy away from stating his point of view. He's blunt, and may be bit obnoxious, but he's turned those personality traits into one of the most successful comedy acts going today.

 

Pile On the Comedy
Few comedians have the honor of performing in their very own HBO one-hour comedy specials, but Richard Jeni joined an even more elite group of standup comics when he starred in his third. But this should come as no surprise considering Jeni possesses one of the best comedy acts on tour today. Richard is a Tonight Show veteran, appearing with both Johnny and Jay, has starred in his own UPN sitcom, and appeared in the movie The Mask with Jim Carey. Jeni also has the distinction of having appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno more than any other standup comedian in history. Richard will be performing in St. Louis at the Touhill Performing Arts Theater on Friday, September 30th

FACTOID – Richard Jeni says a guy becomes a standup comedian in the same way a woman becomes a prostitute. You start out doing it for a few close friends, then you move onto larger groups, then you figure, hey, I might as well get paid for it.

 

Russian Roulette Anyone?
Most comedians claim to have come from bizarre backgrounds, but Wild Bill Bauer is proof positive of what can happen when you grow up around unstable relatives. A brilliant writer with a unique and manic delivery, Bauer combines his outlandish observations and peculiar personal tales into a comedy act that is hilariously shocking and a lot like an episode of Jerry Springer. Known to the BOB&TOM community as the guy with the uncle who plays Russian Roulette, Wild Bill Bauer is one of the few guest comedians that made an appearance on BOB&TOM's Greatest Hits Vol. 1 album. Recently, his bit Uncle Arnie Plays Russian Roulette was made into a film that was featured at the Gangrene Film Festival in Utah.


 

Mr. Haney
Rob Haney has been a good friend of the show and a frequent visitor the the studio for many years. And though he's an extremely funny guy and a great joke teller, the most fun we have whenever he stops by is pointing out how cheap he his. And by cheap, we mean he'd squeeze a dollar so tight George Washington would scream. Along with that alarming personality trait, Haney's well known on the show for his poem about personal hygiene (which can be found on the obscure B&T album Factory Air) and his Talking Dog Joke )which is available on the album Gone Wild).

FACTOID - Rob Haney owns his own comedy club, Wileys, in Dayton, OH

 

Hey Mr. Wilson
Steve Wilson is only 34 years old and yet he’s been performing standup comedy for 18 years. After doing the math, that means he’s been working since the young age of 16. Of course, when you find out he was raised by eleven women, it’s easy to see why he was in such a hurry to get out of the house. Steve has been featured on BET, was chosen as the Funniest Man in New York in 1988 and has an unhealthy addiction to PlayStation, young girls and the Buffalo Bills.

FACTOID – Steve Wilson is the roommate of fellow comedian and good friend of the show Ralph Harris

 

The Animal Conspiracy Continues
Over the past 20 years Tim Bedore has spent thousands of hours entertaining audiences. He began his career on the radio but soon discovered that he preferred the type of instant feedback only a live audience can provide. That's when he decided it was time to move into standup comedy. Since then, Tim's headlined comedy clubs across the country and is one of the few comedians who's comedy is just as funny on paper as it is on stage. Bedore has written and recorded over 250 editions of his popular editorial, Vague But True, many of which he's read on the air. A handful of these, such as his installment on The Animal Conspiracy, have been featured on past BOB&TOM albums.

 

The NFL Song - Week 4
Week four of the NFL season has come to a close, and who better to recap all the gridiron action than Duke Tumatoe with his popular, bluesy musical review, The NFL Song. Finally, we got some exciting games this week with many of them decided by last second field goals. In other news this weekend, Big Ben was beaten for the first time in the regular season by the Patriots, the Indy Colts once again won with defense, Eli Manning traveled back to the town he denied in the draft and Bret Favre is 0-3 for the first time in his career. This puts a lot of pressure on Duke to fit all this week's action into one exciting song. And don't forget about the always entertaining variety show, Bass Talk, and a recap of Chick's Shoe-In picks.

 

What a Surprise!
It's Bob Zany!

It’s time again for everyone’s favorite weekly feature, The Zany Report starring comedy legend Bob Zany. In case you’re new to the show or are unfamiliar with the concept of The Zany Report, we’ll explain how it works. Every Tuesday, Bob Zany calls in to deliver a handful of jokes based on current events and comical news stories. Though his intention is to present a report that is hilarious from top to bottom, it doesn’t always work out this way. Of course as good hosts, BOB&TOM are always kind enough to point out which of his jokes came up a little short in the laughs department. This is where you the listener come into play because Zany then invites a lucky fan to call in and fix one of his flat punch lines in a little game he calls Fix-The-Joke Baby! Sounds easy, doesn’t it? To find out more, got to bobzany.com, baby!

 

It's Not a Diary
It's his Secret Public Journal, and every word is true. We've got him on the phone and he's going to read to you. He's Mike Birbiglia! Isn't it nice when the musical intro to a feature explains the entire premise? Though the format is the same each week, the content is always something new. Ripped from the pages of his personal journal, Mike tells us tales about his adventures on the road. And whether they're about his pizza, having to eat god-awful pretzels, or his brother (now known as Joe-Bags) Mike delivers them with a raw enthusiasm you just can't find anywhere else. When he's not busy writing, Mike can be found performing on the FRIENDS OF THE B&T SHOW COMEDY TOUR. He's also constantly adding new content to his website such as links to have his journal entries mailed right to you.and his childhood greeting cards.

 

Technically Funny
When not manning the Budweiser Freshness hotline and keeping the world safe from skunky beer as the famous “Bud Delivery Guy,” Don McMillan spent his time becoming a nationally recognized, headlining standup comedian. Aside from his work in commercials for Budweiser, 7-11 and Little Caesar’s Pizza, Don has become one of the premier corporate comedians, and as far as we know, the only standup that comes equipped with PowerPoint. With his geeky background as an engineer for the likes of IBM and AT&T, Don is leading the way in technological humor, the best of which can be found on his new comedy album Technically Funny. Those of you who prefer you comedy to be presented on screen, you can look for Don in the feature film, Don: Plain and Tall.

FACTOID - Don is reportedly one of the best golfers on the comedy circuit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"I've been playing a lot of Madden '06 recently. Just yesterday I was the Oakland Raiders and I went up against their arch rivals... the police."
- "Larry King"

"Philosophers have been trying to prove the existence of God since the beginning of time. Now Allstate has him traipsing around my yard."
- Drew Hastings on his insurance company denying his claim and calling it an act of God.

"It's called a plasma TV because you have to sell you own blood to afford one."
- Don McMillan

"I feel bad for prostitutes. With the way they dress, how are you supposed to distinguish them from 10th graders."
- Randy Lubas

"In your 20's you're single. When you're in your 30's you're just alone."
- Nick Griffin on not being in a relationship

"Liquor, bologna and Kleenex, that's all you need."
- Chick McGee on the only things that would be sold at a single guy's grocery store.

"I can't pick out cereal while facing west."
- Tom Griswold on his grocery store changing things around on him

"I don't believe in premarital sex. I'll still do it, I just don't believe in it."
- Eric Hunter on being catholic

"Has there ever been a pope with sideburns."
- Tom Griswold on Pontiffs and facial hair

" My girlfriend and I are trying to compromise more. She wants A, I want Z, so we've settled on something in the B-C range."
- Costaki Economopolous on working in relationships

"I still love my ex-wife. And so can you for $60."
- Dwight Slade

"They put directions on a box of Pop Tarts. Are there really people out there going "What do I do? How do I get this goodness in me?"
- Brian Regan on pointless directions

"At least you guys are good at what you do. As a traveling comedian I have to do radio with hacks like Wally and the Omelet."
- Christopher Titus on how some DJ's interrupt comics during the setup for a joke

"My goal is to have the most awkward first date ever."
- Auggie Smith on his contest to find a date to his ex-girlfriend's wedding

"I've started up on a new medication that has rendered my penis ineffective."
- Drew Hastings