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October 4 - 8 2004

October 6, 2004
Ralph Harris is a Real Character
One thing you can count on whenever Ralph Harris stops by the studio is that it's going to be a good time. Whether he's performing as his glazed donut loving Uncle Mosley or being offered a career opportunity as Tom's personal assistant, Harris never fails to make the most out of each visit. A Tonight Show veteran, Harris does much more than just tell jokes on stage, he acts them out. He's constantly developing and transforming himself into new and interesting characters which means when he starts reliving his childhood memories in front of packed audience he's doesn't just tell you about his relatives, he becomes them. Ralph's natural chameleon-like ability has helped him land a few high profile gigs in the acting world including a guest spot on the legendary sitcom, Seinfeld.

 
October 6, 2004
Here's a Tip From Your Uncle Lar
Uncle Larry Reeb is the guy you do your best to keep the kids away from at the family reunions. Everybody has that relative, the one that wanders around the party, dispensing unsolicited, and often frightening advice to anyone and everyone within ear shot. And don't think you can find a topic he doesn't have an opinion on; you could be discussing the joys of raising children, nipple piercing, your last adulterous affair or even football. and Uncle Lar's still got a 'helpful' tip for you. "It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy," says Reeb. "If this were a perfect world, I'd be unemployed."
 

October 6, 2004
Notoriously Vague, But Surprisingly True
Now that Tim Bedore's popular segment, Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, we can't wait to find out what the topic of each new installment will be. Whether the inspiration for his editorials has been ripped from the headlines or is based on his own life experiences (such as last week's look at radio and television), you know Bedore will be reporting them each week from his dinning room, comfortably seated in a big blue beanbag chair. Bedore is currently performing his standup as part of the Four Stand-up Dads comedy tour.

 

October 6, 2004
The NFL Song - Week 4
Week four of the 2004 NFL season is in the books, but don't worry if you missed a single second of it because Duke Tumatoe's here with his NFL Song to help you play a game of catch-up. It's like TiVo, only without the nifty picture or instant replay feature. It was quite a week of football with the Patriots still riding their record-breaking winning streak, the Chiefs earning their first W, Emmit Smith looking like a kid again and David Carr finally able to cut his hair now that the Texans have won two in a row. This leaves a lot of material for Duke to work into one song so don't you dare miss it, or else it might be you that gets 'sacked' during halftime of MNF. Plus, don't miss the always exciting Bass Talk, and perhaps another one of Chick's halftime reports.

 
October 5, 2004
I Know That Voice from Somewhere
Known almost as much for his voice over work as he is as an actor or standup comedian, Gilbert Gottfried has been doing all three for many years. When he began his career as a standup comic, Gilbert was a standout among his peers thanks to his trademarked whiney voice and squinty eyes. Now he’s using those same tools as a voice actor. Some of Gilbert's biggest roles include starring in Disney’s animated classic, Aladdin (which is finally being re-issued on DVD) as the sarcastic parrot Iago, as a compulsive dog in the remake of Dr. Doolittle and as one of the prank phone callers on the hit Comedy Central program, Crank Yankers. You might also recognize Gottfried as the duck from the popular the Aflac Insurance commercials.

FACTOID – Gilbert Gottfried began squinting his eyes when performing out of nervousness
 

October 5, 2004
The Last Comic Standing
When John Heffron's parents found out that he'd been skipping night school classes in order to pursue his dream of performing stand-up comedy, they weren’t thrilled. But how were they supposed to know that one day this truant teen would climb the ranks of the comedy world and eventually win the second season of NBC's Last Comic Standing. With a fresh, youthful appearance and the outlook of a man trying to figure out life as a grown up, Heffron is one of comedy's rising talents. Before he became a reality TV star, John's other television credits included appearances on The Tonight Show , Premium Blend and NBC's Friday Night. Recently, John's been facing off against the comedians from the first season of Last Comic Standing in the series' third season, and has been working on his first Comedy Central standup special.

SIDE NOTE - John Heffron is one of the two comics behind the "That Guy Game!" which has become a popular pastime at bachelorette parties everywhere.

 

October 5, 2004
Putting the "F" in Comedy
The Zany Report is back and only the kickoff of the 2004 MLB playoffs could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary comic and all around great guy, has confirmed that there is a possibility that this could be his greatest edition of the Zany Report ever! If it's anything like past reports, prepare to laugh, at least once. Plus, get ready for another round of "Fix-the-Joke Baby" which will most likely feature a joke from last week's Report.

 

October 4, 2004
It's a "Dunn" Deal

Scott Dunn began his post-college life by landing a really good job as a marketing manager for a Fortune 500 company. To most people this would be a dream come true, but for Scott, it was anything but. His real dream remained unfulfilled, as he would spend each night wishing he could put his talents as a comedic writer to better use, since his jokes weren’t really appropriate for or appreciated in the board room. Dunn soon left his white-collar life and chased his dream of becoming a comedic writer. Since that time, Dunn’s gone on to develop a successful comedy act as well as write for various programs on Comedy Central. Scott recently appeared on BOB&TOM’s album Camel Toe with one of the CD’s more obscure pieces, Roasting Jesus

 

 

 

 

 


"The world's largest pumpkin always looks like a large woman's breasts when she's laying down."
- Tom Griswold

" When I'm going to the bathroom, it sounds like a knife fight."
- Chick McGee

" If the Internet is the information super highway, then I'm on a dirt road."
- Larry Reeb

" Disney is famous for paying people too much. I often have to tell them to keep some of the money for themselves."
- Gilbert Gottfried

" Every song should include the phrase 'Take Your Panties Off'."
- Craig Robinson

" I hope they find a cure for every major disease because I'm tired of walking 5k."
- Daniel Tosh

"You've heard of the Vagina Monologues.. I'll be starring in Enlarged Prostate the Musical."
- Bob Zany

" I like any sport that you can go to the bathroom while doing it."
- Daniel Tosh on Surfing

"Vegetarians just kill things that can't run away."
- David Crowe

" Divorced women are the best ones to marry because they come with a house."
- David Crowe

"I don't really smell like sheep. Unlike Vanuatu, I have a shower here in Mercer."
- Dolly Neely after Tom asked her if sheep herding made her smelled of wool

" It's funny that Tommy Chong is holding out for more money because about four months ago I could have had him for a pack of cigarettes."
- George Lopez on casting Cheech & Chong

" How man sex tapes do you need before you can go into syndication?"
- Tom Griswold on the most recent Paris Hilton tape to surface

" I love it when a guest comes in and takes over my role of mocking you."
- Tom Griswold to Chick McGee