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October 8 - 12, 2007

They Call Him Tater Salad
Comedian Ron White has been performing stand-up comedy for many, many years now, but it was only after he participated in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour that his career truly took off. Since that time, Ron has starred in his own WB special, sold over 500,000 copies of his first comedy DVD (They Call Me Tater Salad), and has been featured on The Late Show with David Letterman, Blue Collar TV, Premium Blend and Comedy Central Presents. But don't be alarmed , his touring days aren't over. In fact, he's in the middle of a big cross country comey tour right now, and the BOB&TOM show just happens to be one of the stops.

FACTOID - Ron owns a rodeo bull named "Scene of the Crash" - you can see him in action on YouTube!

 

 

Mr. Late Night
For four years, Dave Attell hosted Insomniac on Comedy Central, a show in which Dave would travel across the country, perform standup comedy, and then go out to find each city's hot spots to drink and party. Not a bad gig at all. But if you thought the stuff you saw him say and do on cable television was "adult oriented," just wait until you see him on stage when the cameras aren't rolling. Some consider Attell to be a "comic's comic," but according to him, he's just a guy trying to make a living by making people laugh and selling a few drinks. By the way, if you missed it on Comedy Central, all four seasons of Insomniac are now available on DVD.

 

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The Devil You Know
At last, fans of singer/songwriter Todd Snider can rejoice because the guy who brought us Beer Run, the song that changed a generation (or at least a considerable number of people), has finally released the companion DVD to his most recent album, The Devil You Know. The DVD contains previously unreleased live performances, music videos and the short film Come to East Nashville. Make sure to catch Snider when he makes his long awaited return to the Friggemall Building because you never know when he might bust out his next mega-hit like Beer Run, Iron Mike, Statistician's Blues or Vinyl Records.

 

Everybody Loves Reymundo
Though he began his career in comedy as a way to score with chicks, Alex Reymundo soon discovered that everyone (regardless of gender) was falling in love with him. That included funnyman Paul Rodriguez who loved him so much, he invited Reymundo to join him on five nationwide tours. Their show got even bigger when they teamed up with Cheech Marin and George Lopez, and dubbed themselves “The Original Latin Kings of Comedy.” This funny foursome then went on to film the most successful comedy special in the history of the Showtime network, and one that would sell over 1 million DVDs. Alex has also appeared on HBO, Showtime, A&E, and Comedy Central and on the Spanish network, Telemundo. These days he's touring with another guy who is familiar with foursomes, Ron White.

 

He's a Scat Man
Ask any artist (yes, that includes comedians) where they find their inspiration, and they'll tell you that it can come from almost anywhere. Comedian John Evans found out his muse lives in various thrift stores scattered across the country. Evans often spends an excessive amount of time wandering down aisles of discarded vintage apparel looking for more than just items to add to his snazzy wardrobe, these shopping sprees are actually a metaphor for how he develops his comedy act. Evans comes up with his material in the same way he walks through a thrift store, taking old, beaten down, uninspired topics and turning them into his own premium jokes. For example, as far as we know, nobody else has been able to turn the age-old art of scatting into a brilliant comedy routine, that is until John decided to scat AC/DC's Back in Black (which can be found on the album Donkey Show.)

 

New York Dreamer
Kevin Brennan decided to move to the Big Apple to pursue his dream of appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman. After only a few short years, that dream came true and Brennan took full advantage of it. Little did he know that this one show would lead to even more opportunities like appearing on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and Last Call with Carson Daily, having his own HBO comedy half-hour special and becoming a writer for Saturday Night Live. So you see, sometimes it isn't frivolous to pursue your dreams.

 

Picture Perfect
The last time comedian Rob Haney came on, we posted the only head shot of him that we could find, and it looked like it was taken back in the early 80s. Not happy with this, Haney asked us to remove it and replace it something else, so we took a picture using the studio camera, and he asked us to remove that one too because it made him look about 20 years older than he actually is. You just can't please some people. But putting his pictures aside, Rob is known to be an extremely funny guy, a wonderful joke teller, and most importantly, extremely cheap, (or as he likes to spin it, "price conscience"). Astute listeners out there will recognize his voice from the famous Dog for Sale joke that appears on the album
Gone Wild.

FACTOID - Rob Haney owns his own comedy club, Wileys, in Dayton, OH

 

"The Big O" Oscar Robertson
When he was drafted by the Cincinnati Royals back in 1960, many people thought that Oscar Robertson was going to be a good player, but no one could have imagined that he was going to become a player that all others would be compared to. His legendary career included an NBA Championship, a Rookie of the Year award, 12 trips to the All-Star game, an All-Star MVP, a year in which he averaged a triple-double, an NBA MVP and being named to the All-NBA First team nine times. And if that's not enough, he is also an Olympic gold medallist, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame and was named one of the NBA's 50 Greatest Players. Though he his known mostly for his professional career, Robertson actually came to the nation's attention in high school when he lead Crispus Attucks High School to their first state championship, which was also the first state championship for an all-black high school in the nation (a story that is captured in the documentary, Something To Cheer About)

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FACTOID - Oscar Robertson also played on a the Crispus Attucks team that lost in the semi-finals to Milan High School (the team featured in the movie Hoosiers) and the team that went undefeated and won a second straight state title.

 

Jesse James Dupree: Rocker and Reviewer
When he first began playing with the band Jackyl, Jessie James Dupree was known more for his chainsaw antics on stage than he was for his lead singing and guitar playing. But after the release of his first solo project, Foot Fetish people soon realized that there was a lot more to this southern-fried rocker than his ability to use power tools. These days, Dupree is back with Jackyl and continues to tour the country, but even when he's not playing, he still enjoys attending other band's rock concerts, like Van Halen for instance. Dupree was recently at one of VH's sold out shows, and he's going to be kind enough to call in and give us his review.

 

The Lord of Laughs
In case you hadn't heard, the man with the biggest hair in comedy, Lord Carrett, is set to make his 18th appearance on the BOB&TOM Show. But don't worry if you haven't been keeping count, he has. And with this appearance, Lord will not only be celebrating pompadours and the rockabilly lifestyle in general, he'll also take a few moments to tell a few jokes. If you just can't wait till Monday to catch up with Lord, head to his website, LordofLaughs.com where you can check out his infamous Pompadour Page and play his Impossibly Hard Rock & Roll Trivia Game.

 

Winning Friends With Tales of Failure
After graduating from Wake Forest University back in 2000, Jeremy Essig had a decision to make. Should he jump right back in to his studies and apply for graduate school, or should he follow his dream of performing in front of live audiences across the country? Like any clear thinking adult, Essig happily chose option number two. Since making that life changing decision Essig has developed an act that incorporates his thoughts on current events, music and religion, along with plenty of stories of his own personal failures. And judging by what the stories he's told us in the past, that well isn’t running dry any time soon.

 

Fun With Costaki
Comedian Costaki Economopoulos may be the star of our most oddly named segment, but it also happens to be one of the funniest. Since it's debut a few months ago, The Economonologue, as he's dubbed it, has covered a variety of topics including strange superstitions, odd phobias and the origin of clichés. Costaki's able to take the things he sees and hears in everyday life and turn turn them into comedic observations you won't be able to believe you haven't thought of before, and will never be able to forget.

 

Conspiracy Theorist
It's been a long seven days since we last visited with comedian Tim Bedore, which is why we're so eager to have him back on his special line ready to deliver another exciting edition of Vague But True. Live from his home in Minnesota where he's seated comfortably at mission control, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics and his day to day activities, presented in the form of in-depth, entertaining editorials. Over the past few years, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Bedore, including his thoughts on downloading movies, the joy one can find in a SkyMall magazine, his time spent at summer camp and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species.

 

NFL: The Musical
After a wild weekend of football, is there any better way to catch up on all the action than through song? We didn't think so either, which is why we've once again asked Duke Tumatoe's to join us in the studio to talk about the weekend that was and fill us in on all things NFL with his aptly named NFL Song. Why ESPN hasn't caught on to this tradition we have no idea.

 

Robert Klein is Boxed In
One of the lofty goals that all comedians strive to reach is to star in their very own HBO standup comedy special. Few comics ever achieve this honor, and of those that do, even fewer are able to do it multiple times. Legendary comdian Robert Klein is one of those rare talents, only he's not starred in just one or two specials, he's had eight. From 1975's An Evening with Robert Kleinto 2005's The Amorous Busboy of Decatur Avenue, Klein has produced some of the network's most beloved standup specials. Now, for the first time ever, all of these classic routines are available in a speical DVD boxed set, Robert Klein: The HBO Specials.

FACTOID - Robert Klein's first HBO special was also the network's first comedy special.

 

Listen Up, It's Bob Zany
The very classy suit wearing, cigar smoking comedian Bob Zany is once again set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report, and because he's had over a full week to prepare, we're sure Zany will be bringing his A-material for what is sure to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report, and guest appearance of all time (no pressure, Bob). If for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Salmon: The Other Pink Meat" T-shirts while you're at it.

 

Living The Dream
If someone were to tell you they were performing as a comedy club MC six times a week and having to host karaoke after each show in the dead of winter 60 miles from the Canadian border while living in a 6x8 motel room next to a French fry factory, you might think they had it all. Chad Daniels on the other hand felt he needed something more in his life. That's when he decided to take his comedy on the road and began performing at clubs, colleges, bowling alleys, and Elks’ Lodges across the nation. Not long after, Chad performed as a finalist in Comedy Central’s Laugh Riots competition, which in turn got him enough attention to make his network television debut on the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn. Chad has since released his first comedy album, Two Minutes for Stale Hacking.

 
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It's All Been Dunn Before
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how obscure, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered Ben Franklin, the Burr Hamilton dual, the Louisiana Purchase, George Washington, first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. Now each Monday, Scott surprises us with a new history lesson in which you're guaranteed to laugh and might even learn a little something too.

 

 

 

 


"If I stopped drinking scotch, Johnny Walker would have to get rid of one of their trucks."
- Ron White

"Are you at all self sufficient?"
- Tom Griswold to Ron White

"I played basketball in highschool and they used to call me the mailman. Not because I was good, but because I used to shoot up the locker room after a bad loss."
- Rob Haney

"I like the WNBA. There is nothing like a two-hour layup drill."
- John Evans

"Even for a racist, race is way down on the list of reasons to hate Barry Bonds."
- Costaki Economopoulos

"I used to call myself a communist because it pissed off my parents, and I didn't have the guts to say I was gay."
- Tom Rhodes on rebelling

"Buggers can't be choosers."
- Tom Griswold

"Putting comedy in a music festival is like hiding a message in porn. Nobody is going to notice."
- Doug Stanhope

"You don't realize how bad your teeth look until you shave your head."
- Doug Stanhope

"Comedians feel the same way about Gallagher that vampires do about Count Chocula."
- Pat Dixon

"For the good of the show, you two need to knock one out."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee and Tommy G.

"I'm too professional, I'd never hit on a co-worker."
- Tom Griswold

"You see the condom as half empty, I see the condom as half full."
- Drew Hastings on his fantasy date with Kristi Lee

"Body odor is nature's alarm clock and a lot of people from my home town are hitting the snooze alarm."
- Mario DiGiorgio

"Men have to feel shame about there genitals otherwise society breaks down. "
- Scott Dunn on keeping it in your pants.

"If Anna Nicole Smith was the Marilyn Monroe of our age, then Weekend at Bernie's was our Gone with the Wind."
- Tom Segura

"My wife bought me a natural deodorant. It said right there on the packaging, "Does Not Work.""
- Jim Gaffigan on the "Green" lifestyle

"Don't smoke weed with ugly women, it's a waste. You can drink a girl fine, but you can't smoke a girl fine."
- Geoff Brown

"A threesome has never been one of my fantasies, but when someone offers, it becomes one really quick."
- David Crowe

"I like a woman with a past. A skank with books."
- Drew Hastings on his preferred type of woman

"The only way you meet women on the farm is if their car breaks down."
-Drew Hastings