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October 9 - 13

The Pain of
Ross Bennett

Comedian Eddy Strange used to be comedian Ross Bennett, until he switched back to his god-given name, followed by a change back to Strange, and then finally returning as Ross Bennett, version 2.0. Got all that? Once he made the executive decision to pick a moniker for himself and stick with it, Bennett became the "best kept secret in show business." His entertainment career began when he dropped out of West Point during his sophomore year in order to take up a life of comedy and theater. Though his parents didn't find the career change all that humorous at first, who's laughing now that Bennett has been able to make a name (or two) for himself in doing work he loves. Ross recently released his first CD, New York Country, and he made his first appearance on a B&T project, with his track about the pain of dating on the new album, Happy Hour.

 

Carlos Mencia: On Tour
One of the most popular comedians in the country, Carlos Mencia may no longer be just a club act, but that's not stopping him from hitting the road on a huge 50 city standup comedy tour. Carlos has been visiting people's living rooms nationwide on a weekly basis with his new Comedy Central series, The Mind of Mencia, which features the observational comedian's commentary on current events, man-on-the-street films, commercial parodies and audience interaction. But now he's going to be heading to your town, and if you want tickets, you'd better order them when they go on sale at the end of the week. Keep checking his website for details and schedules of upcoming shows.

 

The Scariest Little Girl in The History of Cinema
As the Halloween season approaches, people are beginning to flock to movie stores in order to purchase horror films. And one of the most popular, not to mention one of the most terrifying is still William Peer Blatty’s classic, The Exorcist. Those she was just a child when the movie was filmed, Linda Blair delivered a legendary performance as a little girl whose body has been taken over by a demon. And it wasn’t just that she was able to look and act the part, some of the most frightening aspects of her character were the things coming out of her mouth, including vulgar language and pea soup. Linda has also been featured in the movies, Summer of Fear, Wild Horse Hank, Airport 1975 and Sweet Hostage just to name a few. For more information about Linda's charity check out
The Linda Blair World Heart Foundation.


 

One Man's Perspective
The name Keith McGill sounds as if it should belong to a country singer, but upon further research we discovered the man is actually a talented standup comedian. Common mistake. Keith may not wear a cowboy hat, but he does bring a quick-witted, lively, intelligent slant to comedy, and he comes highly recommended by our good friend Tim Cavanagh. During his shows, McGill offers his own insights on being as a black man in America, however, his humor is more of a commentary on all facets of life, not just one sector of society. This way everyone can enjoy.

 

The Ultimate Closer
Greg Morton is so funny that you'll start laughing as soon as you look at him, but we don't mean that in a hurtful way. It's just that Morton has the ability to contort his rubber-like face and morph himself into any number of famous celebrities including Prince, Tina Turner and Mick Jagger. He knows this doesn't translate well over the radio, which is why he often falls back on his prowess as a standup comedian. When you see Greg Morton live you're in for a real treat because his shows not only feature an amazing three minute impression of the entire Star Wars trilogy (the good one), he also closes with a performance that is unlike anything you've seen on a comedy stage.

FACTOID - Greg Morton has provided the voices for characters on a number of animated shows including Police Academy the Series and Super Mario Bros. 3.

 

That Guy
When John Heffron's parents found out that he'd been skipping night school classes in order to pursue his dream of performing stand-up comedy, they weren’t thrilled. But how were they supposed to know that one day this truant teen would climb the ranks of the comedy world and eventually win the second season of NBC's Last Comic Standing. With a fresh, youthful appearance and the outlook of a man trying to figure out life as a grown up, Heffron is one of comedy's rising talents. Before he became a reality TV star, John's other television credits included appearances on The Tonight Show , Premium Blend and NBC's Friday Night. He also recently released his first comedy album, The Better Half, which is available on his website.

SIDE NOTE - John Heffron is one of the two comics behind the "That Guy Game!" which has become a popular pastime at bachelorette parties everywhere.

 

The Man Song Man
Comedian Sean Morey's songs usually contain very heartfelt and well thought out messages. His tune Dear Santa examines the greed and poverty of today's society and his The Man Song discusses the power struggle between the sexes. Even On the Internet is all about how hard it is to find love in today's society, even though we've recently found out Morey is a frequent visitor to Internet dating sites. The messages may not sound as profound when accompanied by his banjo (or his guitar which he plays to make sound like a banjo), but if you can get past that, these songs might possibly teach you a little about life, love and even yourself.

 

His Very Secret
Public Journal

Comedian Mike Birbiglia is constantly on the road (which would explain why he rented a giant bus over the summer), and during his travels he enjoys taking notes and recording his thoughts for a feature known as Mike Birbiglia's Secret Public Journal. The legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get these entries e-mailed to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, we've asked him to occasionally call the show and share his writings over the phone. In other news, Mike makes an appearance on the new BOB&TOM album Donkey Show in which he talks about the difficulty some people have with pronouncing his name correctly.

 

The NFL Song: Week 6
Week five of NFL action has come and gone but don't worry if you missed any of the previous week's action because Duke Tumatoe's back with another edition of the NFL Song. After only a few weeks of football, the field of 32 is already beginning to separate. While some squads have shown they are capable of winning it all, others like the Lions, Raiders, Buccaneers and Titans haven't shown that they can win a game. But there is still a long way to go which means Duke has more than enough to sing about this week.

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

We All Remember How It Went Last Week
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. This man of comedic courage runs the comedy gauntlet every Tuesday, hoping that his report will lead to roaring laughter throughout the studio. And though he normally falls just a bit short, this legendary talent refuses to give up or give in. Also, one lucky fan will attempt to improve a Zany punchline by playing Fix The Joke, Baby (live) where they can win a boatload of prizes including a one year BOB&TOM VIP membership, a couple of ultra cool T-shirts and a whole lot more!

 

Comics On Duty
As the war in Iraq continues, the troops long for anything that will remind them of their lives back home. And what better way to do this than with some good ol' American standup comedy? That’s why a group of comedians have come together to form the Comics on Duty World Tour, a program that travels around the world to bring laughter to our brave men and women overseas. Comics on Duty has been around for over 12 years and has put on over 1300 performances. Steve Mazan is among the many great comedians making stops around the Middle East this year, and the troops are grateful they’ve got top-tier headliners performing for them. Because out in the Mid-East, you don’t want anyone bombing.
www.adoptasoldier.com

 
A Standup Guy
Jeff Caldwell is known to audiences nationwide as a clean, clever comedian with one of the brightest standup acts around. Whether at a comedy club or a corporate event, Jeff delivers smart, funny jokes on topics ranging from the daily news to the daily grind, subtly tailoring his material to fit any crowd. CBS got wise to Jeff, scooping him up to develop his own sitcom. He's recently appeared on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham." Jeff also makes appearances on national news and political talk shows, on XM Radio. > standupguy.com
 
Another Season of
the Simpsons, Excellent!

Harry Shearer, famous for his portrayals of many of Springfield's wacky residents on The Simpsons, is set to return for the an unprecedented 18th season of the long-running animated series. On the Show, Shearer provides the voices for a number of popular characters including Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Principle Skinner and Kent Brockman just to name a few. With as long as he's been at that job, there's no question you'd recognize his voice, but movie buffs will know his face too. Shearer has a cult following thanks to his roles in mockumentary films like This is Spinal Tap! and A Mighty Wind and in the films For Your Consideration and The Truman Show. He also hosts Le Show on public radio and is the author of three books, including his newest work, Not Enough Indians.
 

We All Remember How It Went Last Week
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. This man of comedic courage runs the comedy gauntlet every Tuesday, hoping that his report will lead to roaring laughter throughout the studio. And though he normally falls just a bit short, this legendary talent refuses to give up or give in. Also, one lucky fan will attempt to improve a Zany punchline by playing Fix The Joke, Baby (live) where they can win a boatload of prizes including a one year BOB&TOM VIP membership, a couple of ultra cool T-shirts and a whole lot more!

 

Comics On Duty
As the war in Iraq continues, the troops long for anything that will remind them of their lives back home. And what better way to do this than with some good ol' American standup comedy? That’s why a group of comedians have come together to form the Comics on Duty World Tour, a program that travels around the world to bring laughter to our brave men and women overseas. Comics on Duty has been around for over 12 years and has put on over 1300 performances. Steve Mazan is among the many great comedians making stops around the Middle East this year, and the troops are grateful they’ve got top-tier headliners performing for them. Because out in the Mid-East, you don’t want anyone bombing.
www.adoptasoldier.com

 

Face The Promise
“I think I’m probably the most unlikely guy who was ever called a rock star,” Bob Seger has said – and it’s easy to see why. Although the one-time auto factory worker is now a Grammy winner and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee who’s sold nearly 50 million records, he’s kept a remarkably low profile. With Face The Promise, his first studio album in 11 years, Seger returns to the forefront with a pivotal album that proves one of the truly defining voices of America still has his finger firmly pressed on the nation’s pulse. In the words of the New York Times, which profiled him in it’s “Arts & Leisure” section, “Mr. Seger gets back in the game and sounds as if he hasn’t lost a step.”

The Tour
On November 8th, Seger & The Silver Bullet Band will launch their first concert tour in 10 years at Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Michigan. The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee announced the tour on “Late Show with David Letterman” recently, where he performed “Wreck This Heart,” a rousing rocker from his new album, Face the Promise, which debuted at #4 on the Billboard 200 album chart, marking Seger’s highest chart debut ever. Seger has been renowned for his live shows for decades – a point underscored by the fact that his first commercial breakthrough was not a studio album but 1976’s Live Bullet, a double live album that has sold over 5 million copies.

BOB SEGER & THE SILVER BULLET BAND
2006 FACE THE PROMISE TOUR

Grand Rapids, MI 11/8/06
Saginaw, MI 11/10/06
Huntington, WV 11/14/06
Milwaukee, WI 11/16/06
Indianapolis, IN 11/18/06
Knoxville, TN 11/20/06
Cincinnati, OH 11/25/06
Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN 11/28/06
Chicago, IL 11/30/06
Kansas City, MO 12/2/06
St. Louis, MO 12/4/06
Atlanta, GA 12/7/06
Nashville, TN 12/9/06
Louisville, KY 12/12/06
Pittsburgh, PA 12/14/06
Cleveland, OH 12/16/06

 

 

 

 

 


"He's too intelligent for comedy. Scott Dunn ladies and gentlemen."
- Chick McGee on comedian Scott Dunn

"You can make anything sound dirty by sniffing it."
- Tom Griswold

"If you're not good with technology, don't be cocky about it."
- Mike Birbiglia

"Those new sports tampons might be better for sports that use periods instead of quarters."
- Bob Kevoian

"I don't drink tequilla anymore because it makes me ski."
- John Pinnette

"Alfalfa sprouts make angels cry."
- John Pinnette

"I'm a fantasy football widow."
- Caroline Rhea

"My wife is Hawaiian. Well, no she's not but she's shaped like a pineapple."
- Bobby Slayton

"You're the boomerang of comedy, you just keep coming back."
- Bob Kevoian to Tim Cavanagh

"I am trying to learn Spanish so that I can start Text-Mexing people."
- Heywood Banks

"I won't tell you how many times my dad has been married, but if they were sandwiches, his next one would be free."
- Jimmy Pardo

"Using it as a suppository seems to take all of the romance out of heroin."
- Tom Griswold

"In my twenties I was anal about my birth control. Literally."
- Laurie Kilmartin

"Some day I want to hold your hand and run across the rainbow little fluff-puff."
- Harland Williams to Frank Caliendo as George W. Bush

"I feel like a dog listening to a card trick."
- Chick McGee while listening to Don McMillan's tech joke

"You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets."
- Daniel Tosh

" I wear black condoms because they're slimming."
- Daniel Tosh

"Nothing beats a good cookie."
- Kristi Lee

"I've been on drugs for a week, I don't know what real life is like right now."
- Kristi Lee

"Why did you look at me when you said 'premature'?"
- Chick McGee to Laura Steele

"Climbing around on the old fleshy playground."
- Bob Kevoian on having fun with a full-figured gal

" I never trust a hooker with fresh breath."
- "Larry King"

"The most ticklish people in the whole world are people walking down the street who you don't know."
- Mike Armstrong

"My body has no sexual meaning anymore, so if I can make people laugh with it, at least it's being used."
- Louis C. K.

"At least the US had an Exit Strategy for the World Cup."
- Bill Scheft on the US defeat in Soccer

"You couldn't look down on me anymore than you already do. You are so superior to me, it's breathtaking."
- Chick McGee to Tom

"I think the word you were looking for was 'perfect.'"
- Tommy Johnigan after Chick called him a 'freak.'

"The McRibb is the deadbeat dad of the fast food restaurant. It comes around every 6 months and you're supposed to be excited about it."
- John Garrett

"I know a lot of my comedian friends are a little 'kumbaya', but I would actually own a gun."
- Richard Jeni

"All of my home invasions are in the nude."
- Chick McGee

"I figured, women must like men's rear ends because it reminds them of a purse. It's got two sides, split in the middle and you keep your $&^# in it."
- Richard Jeni on things he doesn't un

"How come when you make suggestions they sound annoying and stupid, and when I do it they sound reasonable."
- Tom Griswold to Kristi while talking about grocery stores

"If Chick had a cologne, it would smell like mayonnaise."
- Tom Griswold

"It was a tough gig. They had to wake me up to fire me."
- Jim Gaffigan on his straight jobs before becoming a comedian

"I told people that I was from Indiana and they told me they didn't know they had such strong accents in Indy."
-Wolfgang Puck on his heavy German accent.

"How much money is Russia putting into this 'international' space station. I mean, it's like playing poker with your kids."
- Chick McGee to Dr. David Wolf

"Carrying around Vagisil is like having a I. V. for your genitals. You need that constant lube."
- Tom Griswold