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October 14- 18

October 18, 2002
Bill Scheft Warms Up for his In-studio Debut
Bill Scheft first came to our attention when calling in to promote his new novel, The Ringer, and has since become one of our favorite guests. We love our time together so much that next week he'll be live in the studio as a guest host filling in for the vacationing Bob. Though we've only had him on the phone in the past, we're sure he'll do just fine behind the mic. With his experience writing monologue for David Letterman,, as a column writer for Sports Illustrated, and as a stand up comedian, Scheft is more than qualified for this gig. If not, we'll just let him do sports.

"You mean I am only doing this for two days?" asked Scheft who was preparing his moving vans to head for the Friggemall buidling. "I've got to put a call in to Dave. Probably Sports Illustrated too. How quick can you turn around and sell a house you just bought?"

 

October 18, 2002
The Legend of John Fox
Comedian John Fox is a legend among his peers in the comedy field. He is one of the best joke tellers on the standup circuit, (and one of the dirtiest), but it's his life off the stage that he's most notorious for. Most of his antics were brought to our attention in Pat Godwin's song, The Legend of John Fox, which explains what it's like to move into a "comic's condo" recently inhabited by Fox. If after hearing that you are still curious about the man, the myth, the legend... listen to this free audio of John's self-reflective song, and all your questions will be answered. But be warned, you may have to shower afterward.

 

October 18, 2002
Sean Morey, He's The Man
Sean Morey is a man that tries to see all sides of any situation. Not one to play favorites, Morey tends to deliver his songs in groups. When he wrote his tune The Man Who Doesn't Exist, he immediately followed it up with The Woman Who Doesn't Exist. Even his extremely popular Man Song spawned the sequels The Woman Song and the even rarer Hermaphrodite Song. Starting to see the connection? This thoughtfulness of his has made Morey so well-loved that most fans can overlook the fact that he plays the banjo.

 
October 17, 2002
The Buck Stops Here Thursday Morning
In just eight years, Joe Buck has earned the distinction as one of sports' premier play-by-play broadcasters, as evidenced by his Emmy Award wins in 1999 and 2001. This season Buck teams with future Hall of Famer Troy Aikman and fellow Emmy Award-winner Cris Collinsworth to comprise the NFL on FOX SPORTS No. 1 broadcast team. With this newest addition to Buck's versatile resume, he becomes the first play-by-play announcer to handle lead MLB and NFL coverage in the same year since NBC's Curt Gowdy and ABC's Al Michaels.

"It's in my contract that I get the opportunity to do both baseball and football," says Buck, "but I'm not sure that I always pull it off."

Buck called in from an airport during a layover on his way to LA to make a guest appearance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. "This makes it convenient with Anaheim being involved in the world series."

The other team involved in the world series is the San Francisco Giants, including single season home run record holder Barry Bonds.
"I met Barry Bonds the other day, and when I was introduced as Joe Buck, lead broadcaster for Fox, Barry Bonds turns to me and says 'So?' We'll see how professional I am when Mr. Bonds steps up to the plate," says Buck. "If I don't throw a "so" into my announcing, I don't think I will be doing my job."

FACTOID - Joe Buck is the son of legendary St. Louis Cardinals broadcaster Jack Buck.
 
 

October 17, 2002
Don Barnhart
Stand Up Comic/Actor Don Barnhart can be seen in the highly anticipated upcoming Science Fiction Television series GENESIS WARS playing the ultimate bad guy and weasel Capt. Zigaroff. A graduate of the Second City Conservatory in Los Angeles, Barnhart has become a national touring headliner. Barnhart was recently honored when he was asked to co-headline the Five O'Clock Funnies ALL STAR SHOW in Los Angeles for an oversold crowd of 1500 with Rich Jeni, Rocky LaPorte and Pablo Francisco where he not only performed but directed the five camera DVD/Video shoot for an upcoming special. And if that wasn't enough to keep the young comedian/actor busy, Don is currently set to direct the independent feature film he wrote called CHINA DOLLS.

 



October 16, 2002
Jon E. Gee to
Headline 'Bass Talk
'
For anyone who loves Bass Talk, (the only national radio show dedicated to the life and times of bass players,) make sure you don’t miss this special edition of the widely popular program. Joining our usual host, Mark Christopher Rohrman, will be special guest and formidable bass player, Jon E. Gee, who is currently on a nationwide tour with rocker
John Mellencamp. Jon E. is also the man behind a new guide to playing the bass, which is a skill everyone should possess, so we’re hoping this edition of Bass Talk will include a few pointers for bass player wannabes.


October 16, 2002
Out of the Kitchen, and on the Road
Paul Gilmartin is known for his comedic poetry, but to television viewers, he's probably most well recognized for his hosting duties on the TBS program
Dinner and a Movie, but before landing that gig, Gilmartin was an accomplished stand up comedian. He's taking his act out of the kitchen and back on the road, so he can once again entertain audiences with his uncanny ability for rhyme that has spawned such classics as Sister Joan, Undignified Ways to Die, and Circus Love.


October 16, 2002
George Lopez: Live on CD
Comedian, and longtime friend of the show, George Lopez is returning to one of his true loves, standup comedy. Once his network television sitcom, George Lopez, was renewed for it's second season, George was able to get back to his roots, on the road, and on stage. Lopez is taking his act all over the US, but for those of you who won't get a chance to see Lopez live, his standup comedy CD, Right Now Right Now is now available in stores.

 


October 16, 2002
Plato, Socrates, Larry
Larry the Cable Guy always delivers weekly commentaries that help the rest of us keep everything in perspective. His southern redneck charm and perfectly placed, well thought out analogies have helped transform Larry from a simple cable installer into a modern day philosopher. We never know what's on his mind, but you can always bet he'll "get 'er done."

 


October 16, 2002
The NFL Song: Week 6
The St. Louis Rams have finally won a game, and it was against the previously undefeated Oakland Raiders! What the hell, what the hell goin' on in the NFL? These are the burning questions that we hope Duke Tumatoe addresses in this week's NFL Song. Who knows, we might even be treated to another poem by our own Chick McGee. It will most likely have nothing at all to do with the NFL or even football in general unless it's to talk about how the monkey is kicking ass!


October 15, 2002
Is There Anything Paul Thorn Can't Do?
Listen to Paul Thorn’s gospel inspired music and you'll end up either laughing or crying by the end of the song... maybe even a little of both. But no matter which emotion he brings out, you'll be tapping your foot and shaking your head along with his songs about life, heartache and just plain living. And living's something Thorn knows a little something about. He’s been in the ring with middleweight Champ Roberto Duran on national television, written songs alongside John Bon Jovi and Timothy B. Schmidt of the Eagles, and is an avid skydiver. Throw in the fact that he’s a professional painter, and you’ll see he’s got one heck of a resume.

 
 


October 15, 2002
Patrick Fugit:
More than Almost Famous

Patrick Fugit made his motion picture debut in the central role of the Academy Award-winning film Almost Famous, winning the coveted part over hundreds of other young actors. Once again, Fugit will be the envy of many when he stars in the new film White Oleander opposite four beautiful actresses. Michelle Pfeiffer, Robin Wright Penn, Renee Zellweger and Alison Lohman star alongside Hollywood’s luckiest young man.

FACTOID - Patrick Fugit faced a couple of problems while working on "Almost Famous," and both can be traced back to his young age. His voice cracked and he grew almost three inches while filming.

 


October 14, 2002
The Holiday Season
Officially Begins

Tim Cavanagh has always believed in giving every holiday it's due. He's put a lot of work into making sure that his extensive catalogue of songs includes some sort of dedication to almost every event. Cavanagh has covered frantic flag day, groundhog's day, and the both equinoxes, but don't think it's just the "lesser" holidays that get his attention. Every so often he'll put together a tribute to one of the big days... the heavy hitters of the holiday crowd. Say for instance, Columbus Day.

 
 

 

"We won five World Series games in a row. Nobody's ever done that."
- Yogi Berra

"The Early Show now has four hosts... I guess they want it to be an ensemble disappointment."
- Bill Scheft

"In my songs I pause for laughs... and if there aren't any, I wait longer."
- Sean Morey

"I own a car that only two people can fit in. I am living the Mexican dream."
- George Lopez

"Lets just say that if I ever went to prison, my dance card would be full."
- George Lopez

"How come every time Michael Jackson has an operation you see less and less of Tito?"
- Larry the Cable Guy

"Does the restaurant that invented the fried Twinkie have a hostess?"
- Bob Kevoian

"The best part about relegion is keeping some people out."
- Chick McGee

"Chick, you just saved yourself from an otherwise dismal show."
- Tom Griswold

"I'm like the most famous guy you've never heard of."
- Paul Thorn

"If you work at for a one-man police department, and you aren't the chief... you must really suck."
- Tom Griswold

"You can always tell when you are getting paid less then the guy they just fired."
- Brad Garrett

"Chick, you still got a strangle hold on that 15 minutes of fame."
- Brad Garrett

"That makes as much sense as Rosie O'Donnle being on birth control."
- Larry the Cable Guy

"You haven't had sex until you've done it with a married man."
- Gunner

"You know more about my life than I do."
- Paul McCartney to Bob Kevoian during an interview.

"What was I supposed to bring to my kid's career day, a shot of Tequila and a heckler?"
- Etta May

"Once you've seen an anal probing, you really can't go back."
- Chick McGee

"Even breasts aren't attractive when they are big and stretched out like Joan Rivers' face."
- Bob Kevoian

"Never go to the cemetery with a shovel and a jar of Vaseline... you will be detained."
- Uncle Larry Reeb