w w w . b o b a n d t o m . c o m

October 17 - 21 2005
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One
of the Greats
Being one of the funniest and most well respected standup comedians in
the nation, it's no wonder Robert
Schimmel was featured alongside fellow funnymen Bill Cobsy, Dennis
Miller, George Carlin, Sam Kinison and many more on the new comedy compellation
CD, Hey
That's Funny!: Comedy's Greatest Hits. Now it's true that
Schimmel is frank, funny and usually surrounded by controversy due to
blue nature of his comedy, but it's not because he's excessively dirty.
It's just that his comical musings tend to tread on darker subjects than
most comedians would dare. However, this hasn't kept him from appearing
on multiple HBO specials, one of which, Unprotected,
is finally available on DVD. He's also got a new comedy album out, Resurrection,
which is a fitting title considering he came out victorious in a fight
against cancer.
CTOID - Robert
Schimmel isn't the only celebrity in the family. His mother
is the author of the fascinating book, To
See You Again: A True Story of Love in a Time of War. After
reading it, legendary director Steven Spielberg asked her and
her husband over to dinner at his home. Robert, however, was
not invited.
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The
Life and Times of Dan Grueter
When you're the youngest of eleven kids you're going to grow up either
crazy or funny. Comedian Dan Grueter turned
out to be both. Grueter has been described as a comedian who's more well
rounded than a urinal mint. While we're not quite sure how this comparison
applies in any context, we do know that Dan is one of our favorites (comedians,
not urinal mints). Grueter's made multiple appearances on B&T albums
over the years, sharing stories from his life. We've learned what it
was like to sit through his never-ending Catholic wedding, how inept
he is at interviewing for a job, and his alma-mater's love of college
football.
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He Worked With Linsay Lohan
Pete
Lee may be relatively new to standup comedy, but he’s
already proven that if you put him in a televised comedy
competition, he'll finish toward the top. Twice he’s
been entered in competitions on Comedy Central, and twice
he’s come up just short of winning, but don't scoff,
how high did you finish? Self described as an adorable, smart
mouth with a 12th grade vocabulary, Lee is constantly pursuing
acting work along with developing his blossoming standup
career. He’s appeared in television commercials for
McDonalds and Michelob and just recently released his first
comedy CD “Gasmoney,” which was picked up by
XM Satellite Radio. Pete also just wrapped filming on the
new film A Prairie Home Companion
:The Movie, which stars Lindsay
Lohan, Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep.
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Rise
and Shine with Mike MacRae
A few months ago, Mike
MacRae had a little trouble with his wake up call and didn't make
it in when he was scheduled. Since that time, he's become a stickler
for promptness, which means this time he'll be here bright and early.
Not only does Mike perform a hysterical comedy act full of insightful
social commentary, he also has an arsenal full of outstanding celebrity
impressions that you rarely hear anyone else do. As far as we know, there
aren't any other comedians mimicking the voices of Harrison Ford, Rip
Torn, Vince Vaughn or comedian Henry Phillips. Mike has been cast as
a voice actor in dozens of popular anime cartoons and when he isn't performing
solo, he joins with five fellow Houston natives to form the infamous
Whiskey Brothers comedy team.
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Hey,
I know This Guy
Comedian Keith
Alberstadt says that if you can't laugh at yourself, than you're
not looking hard enough. He's also said a lot of other things, but they
really have no place in the rest of this bio. As a stand-up, Alberstadt
i s laid back and easy to enjoy because his material is based on the
kind of observations any audience can relate to including everything
from fantasy football to being the whitest white guy you’ll ever
meet. You may not know Keith personally, but he’ll remind you of
your witty uncle, clueless bachelor friend and favorite drinking buddy
all in one.
FACTOID – The
last time Keith stopped by, Chick McGee said that Alberstadt
looks like he could have been a member of the evil fraternity
in the movie Animal House.
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You've Heard Words to Remember...
Tim Bedore has been a weekly Wednesday
fixture on the show with his Vague
But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to
find out what his next installment will be about. Over
the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot
about Tim, including his daughter's relationship with their
dog, his thoughts on creationism, a lonely trip down a
gay nude beach, and his theory on how animals are trying
to wipe out our species. But no matter the topic, we're
happy he'll be reporting on it from his new home up north,
where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts
stare at your shoes. In other exciting news, Tim's new
CD, Vague
But True, is hot off the
presses. Get your copy of this new CD featuring over 30
of Tim's best VBT's to date.
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The
NFL Song - Week 7
Week six of the NFL season has
come to a close, so why not relive all the exciting
action by tuning into Duke
Tumatoe's The NFL
Song. It's like having
on-demand television except this is only on Wednesdays
and there's no picture. This week we saw the Patriots
fail to put together a game saving drive, the Colts
remain undefeated, a number of games go into OT and
the Texans getting blown out on Sunday Night Football. And
did you hear LT ran, caught AND passed for a TD on
Sunday? With all that action and more taking place
this weekend, Duke's got a lot of pressure on him
to fit all this week's action into one exciting song.
And who knows, maybe this week we'll even be treated
to a new episode of Bass
Talk.
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A Look at
the NFL From the Inside
John
Feinstein is one of the most celebrated and enjoyed
sports writers of all time. There's very little in
the world of sports that his books haven't covered,
from the NBA to the PGA, Feinstein has written a
bestseller on it. One uncharted territory though
is the NFL, America's favorite and
probably most secretive sport. In his new book, Next
Man Up John was able to break down some
of those walls by spending an entire season with
the Baltimore Ravens. From the first days of training
camp to the final play of the final game, John had
unprecedented and unlimited access to all the inner-workings
of an NFL franchise. If
his past works are any indication (Season
on the Brink, A Good Walk Spoiled, The Punch, Let
Me Tell You a Story) this book will give readers
a look at the near life-or-death drama of professional
football as it's never been revealed before
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Bob Zany: Joke Teller, and All Around
Nice Guy
It's time again for that fabulous
feature, The Zany Report,
as brought to you each week by Bob
Zany. This man of comedic courage runs the comedy gauntlet
every Tuesday, hoping that his report will lead to roaring
laughter throughout the studio. And though he normally falls
just a bit short, this legendary talent refuses to give up
or give in. Also, one lucky fan will attempt to improve a Zany
punchline by playing Fix The
Joke, Baby (live) where they can
win a boatload of prizes including a one year BOB&TOM
VIP membership, a couple of ultra
cool T-shirts and a whole lot more!
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Boogity
Boogity Boogity
Darrell
Waltrip, better known to racing fans as "Ol' DW," spent
29 years putting his life on the line racing cars around oval
tracks. He recounts many of his favorite
stories from his days on the NASCAR circuit in his new biography DW
- A Lifetime Going Around in Circles. Since
retiring from active racing, DW has
remained a major part of the sport. The only difference is
that instead of doing his work
behind the wheel, he's now in the broadcast booth, working
as an analyst for the FOX network. During his driving days,
Waltrip was one of the most victorious weekend warriors in
the history of NASCAR, winning at least one race each year
from 1975-1989. He earned three Winston Cup trophies in his
career and ranks third all-time in total victories, capturing
a total of 84 checked flags. Along with his commentary duties,
Darrell remains active in racing as a team owner in the NASCAR
Craftsman Truck Series.
FACTOID - Darrell
Waltrip was recently inducted into the International Motorsports
Hall of Fame.
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Lord
of the Pompadour
The last few times comedian Lord
Carrett has stopped by, he's brought a couple of unexpected
visuals with him, which can still be seen on his pompadour
page. First there was the Tompadour, which demonstrated
what Tommy G. would look like with Lord's hair. This was
soon followed by the equally exciting Bobpadour. Now, just
when we thought we'd seen it all, Lord Carrett tells us that
he's ready to unveil his latest creation, the Chickpadour.
Though Lord spends hours working on his immaculately cared
for hair, he does find time to write and perform standup
comedy. He's also ready to release a brand new live comedy
album, Lord Carrett: Unsweetened.
FACTOID -
Lord Carrett's new CD is truly a live recording with only one
take and no editing.
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