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October 28 - November 1
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 November
1, 2002
Milton From Office Space
It was Stephen Root’s work
on the underrated series NewsRadio
as the eccentric billionaire, Jimmy James, that first caught
the eye of television audiences. But he has also shown that
he can play the everyman just as well. Anyone who’s ever
worked in a cubical knows that his portrayal of stapler loving,
mumbling, Milton in the movie Office
Space was a little too true to life. And everyone
in East Texas can confirm that they know somebody exactly like
his character, Bill Dauterive, on the FOX
hit series, King
of the Hill. The animated series kicks off a brand new season
this Sunday on FOX.
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 November
1, 2002
Joe Morrison
Joe Morrison has an uncanny knack
for voice and character impressions will crack you up, while
at the same time bringing you over to his off beat point of
view. He’s been seen on Comedy
Central's "Stand-up! Stand-up!" but even before
that, this Texas native was voted "Funniest College Student
in America!" E-Mail Joe at
themartymos@aol.com
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 November
1, 2002
Dr. Will Raids Our Fridge
Bob & Tom PSYCHOtherapist, and long time friend of the show,
Dr. Will Miller
has just put the finishing touches on a book that takes a look
at what friendship in America is all about. Refrigerator
Rights is a humorous look at how people decide who there
friends are by taking into account the way they let people root
around in their fridge. An interesting concept that could use
a little bit of explaining, and fortunately we will get the
low down on the book when Dr. Will stops by the studio.
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 October
31, 2002
The Return of Tim Allen
For eight years, Tim
Allen entertained America as Tim "the Tool Man"
Taylor, loving family man and inept host of "Tool Time"
on the hit television series, Home
Improvement. But before all that, Allen was a successful
standup comedian, and frequent guest of the Bob & Tom Show.
We are happy to have him back on the program to promote the
soon to be released sequel to what was his feature film debut.
Tim Allen once again suits up as the red nosed, big bellied
, jolly old fat man in the The
Santa Clause 2. It's been almost nine years since
the first installment of the Santa series, but Tim assures us
that this project was well worth the wait.
"We worked a long time on this one, trying to make it so
that it wasn't just a sequel for sequels sake. This movie is
independent, so much that it doesn't even matter if you've seen
the first one," says Allen.
Allen did have a lot of fun making the film, saying that it
was non stop laughs on the set. "That really translates
onto the screen," says Allen. 'Even though I was in that
suit for long periods of time, it was still fun. The problem
was that many of the kids that were playing the elves actually
began to believe I was Santa. I am used to being around clubs,
and adults, so I really had to watch myself."
Want to hear what Tim had to say before he hit it big out in
Tinsel Town? Check out these free audio snippets from a couple
of his previous visits.
• More about Mr. Allen on page
2! >>>
• The
Santa Clause 2 movie trailer >>>
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October 31, 2002
He
is Not a Sir, He is El Conquistador
Joel Lindley is a funny guy in
his own right, but it’s his unforgettable characters that
have become favorites of Bob & Tom listeners. In bits such
as Trucker Clock, El Conquistador, and
The Adult Book Store, Lindley transforms himself into
these bizarre alternate egos of his to make the lives of the
unsuspecting people on the other end of the phone line a little
more interesting. Listen to what happens on this track from
Bob & Tom’s Greatest Hits when Lindley dials up a sex
line, and requests to be laid on top of, even though “he
ain’t no homosexual or nothing”
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 October
31, 2002
Bob's
Hero
He's seen over 10,000 movies, but doesn't remember a single
plot. Mr. Skin
is the foremost expert on female nudity in films, and he's helping
the world see the true meaning of double feature.
And this Halloween if you're looking for the perfect movie for
a huanted evening, Mr.
Skin is unvailing his top ten list of the best horror (not
whore) movie actresses that show just enough skin to keep it
entertaining.
He's calling it his Scream Queen list, and it includes some
actresses with some nice assets. "The movies I am reviewing
here may not be horror movies, but instead feature women who
are famous from scary movies," says Mr. Skin. "Also,
these movies aren't movies for the whole family, but they do
have some nice full frontals.
Skin's list includes scream queen legends Sarah Michelle Gelar,
Jamie Lee Cutis, Linda Blair, and Elvira. See what you should
be seeing on the boob tube at MrSkin.com.
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 October
31, 2002
The
Halloween Spirit
Marilene
Isaacs is a nationally known Intuitive Counselor (something
like a psychic) and Spiritual Teacher with over 30 years of
experience. She has dedicated her life to the actualization
of unconditional love and truth, but today she's taking a break
from that to offer the cast some seasonal Halloween readings.
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 October
30, 2002
The
NFL Song: Week 8
The Browns are wearing ugly orange uniforms,
the first place Indianapolis Colts have lost twice in a row
on national TV, and Jeff George was signed by the Seattle Seahawks!
What the hell, what the hell goin' on in the NFL? We can only
hope that Duke
Tumatoe addresses these happenings in this week's NFL
Song. As always, Chick will provide
us with a poem to fill the bridge, though It will most likely
have nothing at all to do with the NFL or even football in general.
Plus, Bass Talk
with Mark Christopher (don't call him "M.C.")
Rohrman.
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October 29, 2002
QB
Legend Turns Author, Again
 Before
Terry
Bradshaw became an expert on making long distance calls,
he was FOX
Sports' award winning football analyst. But even before
he became “America’s Favorite Football Analyst,”
he was the four-time Super Bowl winning, Hall of Fame quarterback
of the Pittsburgh
Steelers. Most would be satisfied with these accomplishments,
but Bradshaw isn’t done yet. Terry has turned author once
again, writing his second book, Keep
It Simple in which he shares the sorrow and joy of
his extraordinary life.
"I wrote my first book, and it was a lot about football,
and I didn't really want to do that because I think it's boring,
and it limits your audience," says Bradshaw. "I had
enough material left over to do another book, but after reading
the manuscript, I decided to add in a lot more personal defeats
and lows, so that people could read it, and be able to learn
from it."
We’re assuming working with ALF on those 10-10-220 commercials
is mentioned in at least one chapters on low points.
"I worked with ALF. And if I never work with Alf again,
that would be just fine with me."
Instead, he's going to be working in the FOX studios, now without
Cris Collinsworth, who is now in the broadcast booth with Troy
Aikman. "We took a poll, and nobody likes Cris," joked
Bradshaw. "I think eventually we will have him back in
the studio, but at least we get to have Jimmy Johnson for now.
Who evidently had a personality transplant since the last time
he was here."
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 October
29, 2002
The
Tuesday Special
Bob Zany is very excited that it's finally Tuesday, and that
means he gets to share his Zany
Report with the world. Though Bob
has made it his personaal mission to to deliver a
Zany Report that requires zero fixing...
there are always plenty of past fixer-uppers archived at BobZany.com
for you to enjoy. Plus, you can purchase the always-popular
"Eat Salmon The Other Pink Meat" T-shirt, which is
perfect for changing oil, painting houses, and various types
of yard work.
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October 28, 2002
Da
Vinci's Notebook Ditty On Drew Carey Tonight
Da Vinci’s
Notebook will not be making a network television appearance
anytime soon as far as we know. However, "The Gates,"
which is the lead track from their new album, Brontosaurus
will be featured during the opening montage of the
Drew Carey Show on ABC.
DVN's Paul Sambouri asked if
he could call in today to brag about this major breakout event
for the vocal group. In case yo missed it, DVN is famous for
their tribute to self awareness and humility, "I
Take a Look at My Enormous Penis. (Quicktime
video)"
“The Gates,” is a tune about a man who’s
had enough of his computer problems and goes to Seattle take
his frustration out on Bill Gates. Catch the excitement, tonight,
on Drew Carey either before, or after Monday Night Football
(check local listings).
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