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November 11- 15


Kiss & Make-Up
Gene Simmons will forever conjure up images of the tongue-wagging demon from KISS. But considering KISS is perhaps the greatest, most accomplished, and well-known American rock band in the world, he probably doesn’t mind. However, there is much more to Gene than face paint, and hard rock. He's also an accomplished actor, author, producer, and entrepreneur. Simmons' new book, Kiss and Make-Up, is a backstage pass to his years growing up, as well as the 30-year life span of KISS.

"The book has a lot of fun stuff in it," says Simmons. "But it's about a lot more than the band. I hope this book is a good kick in the ass for anyone who reads it. This is about KISS, but it also shows that I am living proof that the American Dream is alive and well."

It covers everything from the face paint and pyrotechnics, to the real life backstage fireworks between band members, not to mention all the fun he had with groupies I46,000 of them to be exact).

"You have to be active, and live life. Be alive," says Simmons. "There are no time losers, and no excuse for excuses. No time to sit on the couch and dip chips, because if you are dipping chips, I will be in the kitchen dipping your girlfriend."

Simmons is very active in live, and it shows with all of his many endeavors. Gene is the brains behind Tongue Magazine, KISS Comics, and was the producer of the hit film, Detroit Rock City.

FACTOID: KISS will be performing in Australia with "The KISS Symphony" which will be in full make-up as well. The show will be available as a Pay-Per-View and DVD later this year.

 


Hayseed Dixie
When listening to AC/ DC, how many times have you thought to yourself, "I wonder what this song would sound like with a country twang, and maybe a little banjo?" If you are like us, that thought never crossed your mind... but the boys of Hayseed Dixie decided that is exactly what needed to be done. In their first album
A Hillbilly Tribute to AC/DC, the band converted and covered classic rock songs into their own style. Now they've decided to do it again in their second CD, A Hillbilly Tribute to Mountain Love.

The last time Hayseed Dixie stopped by, they performed an original tune that was later deemed to crappy for morning radio by the FCC. However, you can still find this classic here at bobandtom.com.
"Poop in a Jar" audio

 


John Bizarre Opens Up
John Bizarre is not one to talk about himself. If you need proof, just check out the biography on his personal website. But when he does open up, it’s to share deep insights into his personal philosophies, like how to spot a good hooker, and why women need to have a big ass. Maybe when he stops by this time around, we can pry into his life even further, and find some more juicy details about what makes Bizarre tick. Until then, here’s one of his more candid moments from his last visit.. Big Asses

 


The NFL Song: Week 10
We're past the halfway point in this topsy-turvy NFL season, but we still have no clear cut powerhouses anywhere in the league. With top teams like the Chargers, Eagles, and Broncos losing what looked like sure locks, we're still stuck scratching our heads, trying to figure it all out. At least we can always count on two things each and every week. The Cincinnati Bengals will lose, and we'll get a new edition of Duke Tumatoe's NFL Song to recap all the madness.

 
 

Girly Man Rob Schneider
Many Saturday Night Live alumni go on to star in motion pictures, so comedian/actor/writer Rob Schneider feels right at home doing the same. Since leaving SNL, Schneider’s ability to play hapless or smarmy characters has helped him land an array of film roles, including two in action pictures with Sly Stallone, and multiple times with good buddy Adam Sandler. Rob has since moved on to staring as the lead in his own comedies such as The Animal, Deuce Bigalow, and soon to be released, The Hot Chick, where Rob plays a gorgeous high school girl who finds herself suddenly trapped in an old man’s body. The Hot Chick opens Dec. 13 in theaters across the country

 


SpongeBob Zanypants
Bob Zany is very excited that it's finally Tuesday, and that means he gets to share his
Zany Report with the world. Though Bob has made it his personal mission to to deliver a Zany Report that requires zero fixing... there are always plenty of past fixer-uppers archived at BobZany.com for you to test your comedic hand. Plus, you can purchase the always-popular "Eat Salmon The Other Pink Meat" T-shirt, which is perfect for changing oil, painting houses, and various types of yard work.

 



Survey Says
The great game shows never die, but they do need face lifts from time to time. This includes the only game that pits families of five against each other, trying to find the most popular answers to survey questions, the Family Feud. Richard Karn, once Tim Allen’s sidekick “Al” on
Home Improvement, will assume the role as host of the Feud. Not only does he have the daunting task of filling the shoes of “Papa Eat Now,” Louis Anderson, he’s also following in the footsteps of the great Richard Dawson (who never met a contestant he wouldn’t kiss) and Ray Combs (who could barley see over the host podium). Though he’s an accomplished stage, film and television actor, many are wondering how he’ll do as a host? Survey says… just fine.

"I am really loving this job," says Karn about his work on the Feud. "We shoot shows 11 weekends during the year, so that means during the week we can follow our other interest... like poker and golf." Richard enjoys his new job so much that he's even pitching a second Feud, one that would involve kids.

Karn is sticking with his new found fondness for the genre with his upcoming special which highlights the funniest game show moments of all time. This includes the famous
Newlywed Game answer to the question, "Where's the strangers place you've ever made whoopie?"

"They used to think that this clip was an urban legend," said Karn. "But it's real, and it's histarical." Catch the worlds funniest game show moments coming soon to FOX, and check local listings to find out when the Feud airs on a station near you.

FACTOID - Richard recently played in a golf outing with Bob Kevoian, and "sandbagged" the front nine. Now Bob owes Mr. Karn a little cash.

 

It's Just One of Those Days
Bob’s favorite show is back, and it will be another long day for Carlos Bernard. Fox’s hit series
24 returns for its second season, and once again Bernard will portray Tony Almeida who works on Operation Proteus alongside agent Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland). He is also the guy who Bob thought was "the mole" midway through the season.

"That's okay Bob," said Almeida, "my mom did too."

This year, 24 has become even more popular with the critics, as well as the audience. And this season will be kept just a secretive as last years, to keep leaks from getting out and spoiling the surprise. "We only get to see the scenes that we take part in, and we also sometimes shoot three different endings so that none of us know which one is going to air. It keeps things exciting."


Though Bernard is no stranger to television having starred in the long running daytime soap,
The Young & the Restless, his role on 24 is his first real chance to shine in the prime time spotlight. Carlos Bernard stars in hit series 24, every Tuesdays at 9 pm ET-PT/8 pm C on FOX.

 

 

"That ring is really going to shine when she's pointing her finger at him, telling him how it's gonna be."
- Chick McGee on J-Lo and Affleck's marriage

"My butt is my temple."
- Chick McGee

"Eatin ain't cheatin."
- Kristi Lee

"If I was any happier I would have to throw up."
- Gene Simmons

"Life is what happens to you while you are busy making plans."
- Gene Simmons

"How egotistical is that to think that America really cares about your vagina."
- Drew Hastings to his new girlfriend

"The new show I want to see is where Bush redecorates Sadam's bunker."
- Tom Griswold

"It was while I was drunk and broke in Europe that I realized I didn't want to be attacked by Gypsies anymore."
- Rob Scheider

"We need OJ to kill someone again. TV is getting pretty dull."
- Bob Kevoian

"Don't blame me for your shoe-in picks. I just build the stage that you perform on."
- Tom Griswold

"Chick, you're human, you've got a heart. I just wish you had a brain."
- Bob Kevoian

"Range Rover... the bitch of the animal kingdom."
- Chick McGee on the Rhinos falling in love with SUVs.

"Women are like camels when it comes to sex."
- Chick McGee

"What sucks about the trombone is that no matter how good you are, it never comes in handy."
- David Crowe

"Anytime you have a disease that ends in plague, it's bad."
- Bob Kevoian

"Eat me Chick. How is that for sincerity."
- Tom Griswold

"The last exercise I got was scooping really cold ice cream out of the box."
- Costaki Economopoulos

"I normally wait until the third line to ask a woman if she's seen my show."
- Craig Kilborn

"I think after my show is over I am going to gain 150lbs and turn Samoan."
- George Lopez

"I've never seen such a whacked out goofball in my entire life."
- Sammy Hagar on working with David Lee Roth

"Sometimes you don't want fans in the cockpit."
- Sammy Hagar

"I think Bob needs a smoke,
we'd better take a break."
-Chick McGee

"I recommend my friends steal my new album, but everyone else should buy it."
- Sammy Hagar

"Divorced is Latin for horney"
- Chick McGee

"If somebody is naked you can't look away."
- Bob Kevoian

"Does anyone else want to cook a monkey?"
- Chick McGee