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November 18- 22

Just Top It Off
The undeniably lovable, and always funny Tim Cavanagh is looking forward to a long Thanksgiving Weekend as a chance to relax his musical muscles and get his comedy juices flowing again. But that's over a week away. Until then, we're giving thanks that we get little Timmy C. live in the studio, ready to dispense the high caliber comedy and lyrical genius that we've come to expect from him. Maybe we'll even get a taste of his turkey day classics. As an added bonus, Cavanagh claims that his world famous backup singers, the Cavanettes, might also be making an appearance!!! Now that sounds like fun.

 
 

The Comedic Voice of the Little Man
When Dwight Slade takes the stage, he becomes the voice of the little man, just looking for a little justice and maybe a little payback for all of life's daily humiliations. He has opened up for the likes of comedy legends Jay Leno, and Jerry Seinfeld in the past, but has since become the headlining act in clubs across the country. Slade has released two comedy albums, starred in a number of movies, and was the 2001 winner of Seattle's International Comedy Competition.

 
 

He's Just Like You... Only Different
He may be tall, dresses all in black, wears dark rimmed glasses, lives alone with a cat, has a thing for redheads, grew up in Ohio with an English mother, sports a shower cap while bathing, and BOB & TOM sometimes question his sexuality... but other than that, comedian Drew Hastings is just like you. And that just so happens to be the title of Drew's new comedy album. I’m Just Like You features Hastings’ unique takes on every day life and very humorous standup, live on CD for fans to enjoy over and over and over again.

SIDE BAR - There's always a chance when Drew stops by that his good buddy, "Success Guru," Jack Freeman might tag along to help everyone who wants to, become a winner.

 


George Lopez: Live on CD
Comedian, and longtime friend of the show, George Lopez is returning to one of his true loves, standup comedy. Once his network television sitcom, George Lopez, was renewed for it's second season, George was able to get back to his roots, on the road, and on stage. Lopez is taking his act all over the US, but for those of you who won't get a chance to see Lopez live, his standup comedy CD, Right Now Right Now is available in stores... right now.

SIDE BAR - Last Time George called in, he hit it off with the Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, who promised him some bottles of Cabo Wabo Tequila. Who knows if he ever got it?

 
 

The NFL Song: Week 11
We're past the halfway point in this topsy-turvy NFL season, but we still have no clear cut powerhouses anywhere in the league. With topteams like the Packers, Patriots, and Saints losing, we're still stuck scratching our heads, trying to figure out who is going to walk away a winner. If you want proof, just take a look at Chick's Shoe-In picks. At least we can always count on a few things each and every week. The Cincinnati Bengals will lose, John Madden won't make any sense, and there will be a new edition of Duke Tumatoe's NFL Song to recap all the madness.

 
 

The Next Chapter of Da Vinci's Notebook
The men who brought us the song Enormous Penis are no longer just one record wonders in the BOB & TOM Library. Da Vinci’s Notebook is making its second straight instrument-less album appearance with the a cappella tune, Internet Porn. If you like what you hear from our favorite “Man Band” on the air, as well as on Gone Wild, you're in luck. DVN has three albums of their own for sale. Their most recent release, Brontosaurus, includes The Gates, the song used in an opening sequence on the Drew Carey Show.

 
 
Author John Feinstein
Live in the Studio

In 1977, Rudy Tomjanovich and Kermit Washington became involved in a scuffle that will forever be known as “The Punch.” This brief moment in time would not only change their lives, but how professional sports are played today. Because the punch dislodged Tomjanovich's skull and nearly destroyed both men's careers, this incident has never been forgotten. Instead, it sometimes overshadows both men's notable achievements in the NBA. The history of that punch and the fate of the two men are the subjects of John Feinstein's newest book The Punch. Feinstein is the brilliant author that is behind such sports classics as A Season on the Brink and A Good Walk Spoiled.
 

Dispsy-Doo-Dunka-Roo with Dickie V
The Maestro-Man of the broadcast booth, Dick Vitale, returns for another season as BOB & TOM’s insider analyst of NCAA hoops. It’s been too long since we talked to Dickie V, which means he’s got a lot of catching up to do, including filling us all in on this upcoming season. Vitale has been commentating college basketball for years, but he’s not only the most recognizable personality of amateur hoops, he’s also one of its biggest fans. In his book Campus Chaos, Vitale shares his insights and personal views on the game, as well as steps the NCAA needs to take to save the sport he loves so much.

 
 

Have Your Credit Cards Ready. Order Today!
Does this scene sound familiar? You’re tossing and turning, just can’t get to sleep, and you find yourself watching an infomercial at 3 am. Whether it’s a guy in a chef’s hat slicing through a leather boot, or a grandma in bed clapping her lights out, everyone has watched an “As Seen On TV” ad at least once. That where Lou Harry and Sam Stall found the inspiration for their book, As Seen On TV, which is all about those infamous infomercials. But that’s not all, they get the inside dirt on some of the greatest gizmos and gadgets ever hawked on television like the Chia Pet, Flowbee, BeDazzler, NordicTrack, ThighMaster, and many more.

 

 

"How badly do you have to get somewhere for you to still ride the bus?"
- Paul Gilmartin

"I am the little terrier dog of comedy."
- Chick McGee

"Michael Jackson is slowly turning into a 12 year old Asian girl."
- Paul Gilmartin

"My friend's car had so many airbags he didn't know if he was in a car wreck or a pillow fight."
- Lord Carrett

"You know I can't do a call in with out a molestation joke."
- Paul Gilmartin

"You don't want boys around your daughter, but you also don't want her to be Medusa."
- Dwight Slade

"I have a date with success, and I think it's going to be a long relationship."
- Jack Freeman

"I should have put more money into T-Bills than into G-Strings. My life savings is a Crown bag full of change."
- Drew Hastings

"Thank you's come in the form of dollars."
- Bob Kevoian

"I think today, having a bobble head doll is the true sign of success."
- George Lopez

"I am half the man Chick McGee is."
- Gunner

"You guys are Brick City USA, baby."
- Dick Vitale

"The reason people like cigarettes is because they are so great."
- Tom Griswold

"It would be tough to work the graveyard shift at a mattress factory."
- Bob Kevoian

"If a product says 'not available in stores,' it means stores have standards."
- Bob Kevoian

"My butt is my temple."
- Chick McGee

"Eatin ain't cheatin."
- Kristi Lee

"If I was any happier I would have to throw up."
- Gene Simmons

"Life is what happens to you while you are busy making plans."
- Gene Simmons

"How egotistical is that to think that America really cares about your vagina."
- Drew Hastings to his new girlfriend

"The new show I want to see is where Bush redecorates Sadam's bunker."
- Tom Griswold

"It was while I was drunk and broke in Europe that I realized I didn't want to be attacked by Gypsies anymore."
- Rob Scheider

"We need OJ to kill someone again. TV is getting pretty dull."
- Bob Kevoian

"Don't blame me for your shoe-in picks. I just build the stage that you perform on."
- Tom Griswold

"Chick, you're human, you've got a heart. I just wish you had a brain."
- Bob Kevoian

"Range Rover... the bitch of the animal kingdom."
- Chick McGee on the Rhinos falling in love with SUVs.

"Women are like camels when it comes to sex."
- Chick McGee

"What sucks about the trombone is that no matter how good you are, it never comes in handy."
- David Crowe

"Anytime you have a disease that ends in 'plague,' it's bad."
- Bob Kevoian

"Eat me Chick. How is that for sincerity."
- Tom Griswold

"The last exercise I got was scooping really cold ice cream out of the box."
- Costaki Economopoulos