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November 22 - 26 2004

Sure He's Funny, But Can He Dribble?
Kenny Smith (not the one on the NBA pre-game show), is a young comedian on the rise Just ask him, he’ll tell ya. Already a favorite on the college circuit, Smith has been working hard making a name for himself in comedy clubs across the country, while at the same time always keeping his eyes open for any television opportunities that may come along. So if you know anybody, make sure you give Kenny a call. Young, fresh, loaded with energy, and just a lot of fun to be around, Kenny Smith is a guy who knows how to stir things up and keep audiences roaring with laughter. All of which are import skills in the world of comedy.

 

Jim Short on Comedy
How many different accents can you fit into one standup comedian? Jim Short is attempting to find out. Originally from Australia, Short began doing standup comedy in Austin Texas, but is now based out of San Francisco. Whether the audience can understand him or not, Short is winning them over one joke at a time using a unique mix of personal observations on pop culture, world media, history, and television. The last time he was here, Jim shared with us his opinion on the little paperclip that helps you write up papers and let's just say it wasn't a favorable one.

 

Know Any Good Basketball Stories?
John Feinstein is one of the most celebrated and enjoyed sports writers of all time. He's the author of two of the best selling sports books in history, including A Season on the Brink, where he followed coach Bob Knight for an entire season and A Good Walk Spoiled where he examined the ins and outs of the PGA Tour. Now that basketball season is upon us, Feinstein is ready to return courtside with his newest work, Let Me Tell You a Story. For years, John Feinstein has spent his Tuesday afternoons hanging out and collecting stories from the legendary NBA icon, Red Auerbach. In the 17 years Auerbach paced the sidelines as the Celtics head coach, he led Boston to nine NBA titles, eight of them consecutive. And though he hasn’t coached since the sixties, Red has continued to stay close to the game and the people in it. In his book, Feinstein invites us to join the lunch table and listen as the living legend shares his stories and opinions of almost every other important figure that’s ever been a part of the NBA.

 

And Now Another True Tale from Tim Bedore
Now that Tim Bedore's popular editorial,
Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, it's hard to believe that one man could find the time to write so many clever pieces. We’re convinced Tim does nothing all day but sit at his keyboard and type because he’s always ready with a new installment of VBT to share with us. Sometimes the topics of his columns are pure fantasy, other times the stories are taken directly from Tim's own life experiences, much like the two that appear on the new B&T CD Sideshow . One is his popular piece about having fun with a SkyMall magazine, while the other is a recollection on the fun he had during his lake cabin vacation. But it doesn't matter where Bedore finds his inspiration, the result is always good clean fun.

 

The NFL Song - Week 11
The 11th week of the NFL has come and gone, but if you missed a single second of it don't fret because Duke Tumatoe's here with his NFL Song to save the day. He watches the games so that you don't have to. This week not only the dawning of the double Mannings, it also saw the Steelers steamroll another team, T.O. perform a new imaginative endzone dance, the NFC continue to get pummeled by the AFC and the Dolphins lose again. Oh, and Monday Night football decided not to do a repeat performance of their Desperate Housewives opening to the disappointment of many. What does all this mean? It means Duke has a lot of info to cram into one song so don't you dare miss it, or else we'll tell Ron Artest it was you who threw the beer. Plus, stay tuned for the always exciting Bass Talk, and perhaps another one of Chick's popular halftime jokes.

 

The Spankers are Back and Sanitized For Your Protection!
The musical group that brought us the smash hit Pussycat Song and Scrotum Song are on their way back to the Friggemall building. And though the FCC has made it impossible for them to play their world famous tunes on the air, we're sure they've come equiped with a few, more radio friendly melodies. However, if you really want to hear The Pussycat Song, it's featured on the brand new BOB&TOM album, Sideshow. For those of you who aren't familiar with their work, The Asylum Street Spankers are a consortium of wildly diverse individuals, all of whom are crazy for music. Originally a country-blues revival band, the group's defining feature was its absolutely all-acoustic shows. For the Spankers it was "no amps, no problem," they still electrified audiences and became the most talked about band in town. Through eight years, 30 musicians, six albums, and a grueling touring schedule, the Spankers are constantly evolving. Their interests have broadened to include just about every form of music playable on acoustic instruments.

 

The Biggest
Name in Comedy
Comedian Costaki Economopoulos' humor has been described as smart, pointed, hip, sharp, insightful, socially relevant, and gut-laugh funny and he’s been described as a “casually brilliant joke philosopher.” Just look at his business card, it's all right there. Aside from standup comedy, Costaki is still looking for a full time staff writing position on a sitcom, so if anybody “knows a guy,” make sure to give him a call (he's in the book). But until that day comes, the comedian with the biggest name in comedy is keeping busy with other projects, including the release of his new CD,
C'mon It's Jokes.

 

Fish & Paint
A lawyer walks into a bar, and after pounding a few beers decides to become a standup comedian. This may sounds like the opening to a bad joke, but it's actually the story of comedian Dan Kaufman, give or take a few important facts. Once upon a time Kaufman was a successful attorney, but that all changed once he decided he no longer wanted to do any kind of actual work to make a living. Soon after, Kaufman left the courtroom and followed his dream of performing in front of a crowd that didn't have to deliberate after each show. Now, dressed a bit more casually than in his former profession, Dan delivers his thought-provoking, smart and edgy comedy act in clubs and colleges across the country. Kaufman convinced us it would be wise to include all those adjectives in this paragraph, otherwise legal action could be taken. It took absolutely no convincing for us to put his unlikely hit song (we're still confused by this) Fish & Paint, on the new BOB&TOM album Sideshow.

FACTOID - Dan Kaufman is also an extremely talented artist and portrait painter. though his ability to piano playing is a bit suspect.

 

Patrick Warburton Returns to TV
Patrick Warburton has made a living making memorable guest appearances on television programs. Any true Seinfeld aficionado would recognize Warburton as Elaine’s on again off again boyfriend "Puddy," but true fans of the actor love him for his portrayal of the big blue oddball, spandex suited superhero, “The Tick.” Along with those TV classics, he’s also had major roles on NewsRadio, Ellen, Murphy Brown, Less Than Perfect and Malcolm in the Middle. Famous for his deep voice and arrogant deadpan delivery, Warburton has been cast in a number of animated series including Family Guy, Buzz Lightyear, and Disney’s feature film The Emperor’s New Groove. In just a few days Warburton is returning to television, this as the on-air pundit on "Jeb Denton," on ABC's hit sitcom Less Than Perfect, which is part of the networks TGIF lineup.

FACTOID - Before The Passion of the Christ, Warburton may have held the record for longest flogging in film history. In the movie Dragonard, Warburton was sentenced to 100 lashes, which lasted for almost four minutes of agonizing screen time.

 

Bob Zany: Such a Nice Young Man
The lovable Bob Zany is set to deliver his eagerly anticipated Zany Report and we couldn't be more excited. Because of the extended holiday weekend ahead, we're sure Zany will be bringing his A-material for what is sure to be the biggest, funniest, most spectacular report of all time (no pressure, Bob). If for some reason you aren’t exhausted from laughing when it’s all said and done, there's always BobZany.com where you can test your hand at punch line writing by playing Fix The Joke Baby. Pick up one of those "Salmon: The Other Pink Meat" T-shirts while you're at it.

 

Rodney's Extended Family
As you’ve probably heard, good friend of the show Rodney Carrington now has his own sitcom on ABC. Since its debut a few weeks ago,
Rodney has been a big hit, which can be attributed to talented cast and clever writing staff who were able to take Carrington's dirty comedy and make it safe for network television. On the show, Rodney plays an everyday Mid-America guy, trying to raise his family while pursuing his dream of becoming a standup comedian. And while he's doing that, he has to be able to not only keep up with his wife and two kids, he's also constantly dealing with his buddy Barry and his wife's sister, Charlie, as portrayed by the lovely actress Amy Pietz. Amy is a veteran of both stage and screen. She's starred in numerous theatrical plays and musicals, and has been featured in both film and television. Her acting credits include the films Rudy and Jingle All the Way, as well as the hit sitcom Caroline in the City.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"I don't know why I even turned your mic on today."
- Bob Kevoian to Chick McGee

"Campers are just homeless people with good credit."
- Kenny Smith

"Tall women want tall men because it fits. Short women want tall men because they want normal children. So no matter what, I lose out."
- Dan Kaufman on his short stature

"I've had trouble finding my wife's G-spot. I'm starting to think it might be a silent "G", like in the word gnat."
- Costaki Economopoulos

"I would never want to be in a religion where God told me I had to dress like ZZ Top."
- Tom Griswold on Greek Orthodox

"I based the voice of Stimpy on Larry Fine from the Three Stooges, but I changed it a little because I couldn't have a cartoon character sound like an old, depressed, Jewish guy."
- Billy West

"Dreamers do not have strategic grill locations."
- Mitch Hedberg on his former boss' advice on how to cook fast food

"Is there a law against drinking beer in the studio?"
- Pat Dailey

"What's the fun of going to AA without having good stories"
- Dwight York on his bad habits

"Everyone knows the best type of hazing is tea bagging."
- Chick McGee

"I can't wait to never tell that joke again."
- Greg Hahn after telling a joke that didn't go over well

"It's fun going to Sorority parties until the first time you hear somebody ask 'who's dad is here?'"
- Bill Engvall

"There's no comedy when you're crying."
- Mark Sweeney on sky diving

"Judging by Janeane Garofalo's arm pits, you'd think she'd be pro Bush."
- Reno Collier on comedians and politics

"I told my hairdresser, H. David, that I wanted my hair to look like I'd been out in the sun, not on it."
- Drew Hastings on his disheveled hair style

"If MTV can do a show called Pimp My Ride, I want to make the show Crack Whore My House."
- Auggie Smith on the word 'Pimp' becoming a verb

"Sometimes you just gotta shoot people."
- Mike Armstrong's theory on being a good police officer

"I've been married so long I don't even look both ways when I cross the street anymore."
- Mike Armstrong

"I picked up some of the language from my father-in-law. I can now say 'little Jew bastard' in Chinese."
- Dave Cooperman on his Asian In-Laws

"My husband draws lines on the pegboard around his tools like they're dead. I guess that's because they never move."
- Maryellen Hooper

"You can tell a lot about people just by looking at them."
- Chick McGee

"Watching Tom order at Starbucks is like watching a Spanish Soap Opera."
- Bob Kevoian

"I've just never had a sweet tooth. That doesn't make me an evil person."
- Tom Griswold on not eating candy

"Bill Clinton had visions of death during his open heart surgery. Then the nurse asked Hillary to leave the room."
- Bob Zany

"Any sport where women compete in bikinis and there are cheerleaders too is my kind of sport. That's like eating an ice cream sunday with $100 bills at the bottom."
-Alonzo Bodden on Women's Beach Volleyball