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November 28 - December 2 2005

Robert KlineThe Amorous Busboy of Decatur Avenue
Though comedian Robert Klein entered Alfred University as a pre-med student, he knew from the start that his true calling was actually a job in the entertainment industry. He first got the acting bug in college when he joined the acting company on campus, though it wasn’t until he became a part of the famous Second City comedy troupe in 1965 that his comedic abilities came to the forefront. After a year with Second City, Klein moved back to New York and began working as an actor on Broadway. At the same time, Klein began honing his standup comedy material and in 1973, he released his first of many comedy albums, Child of the Fifties, which earned him his first of many Grammy Award nomination. Over the years, Klein has become a successful actor/writer/composer, starring film, stage and television, writing music, and publishing books, like his new one, The Amorous Busboy of Decatur Avenue He's also starring in a brand new HBO comedy special by the same name.

FACTOID - Over three decades ago, Robert Klein made history by starring in HBO first ever comedy special. This newest one will be his eighth.

 

tim wilsonThe Aggravator
No comedian causes more of a stir when they appear on the air than the southern singer/songwriter, Tim Wilson. Not to say we don’t find him hysterically funny, we just do everything in our power to disassociate with him and his absurd philosophies on society, politics and life in general (many of which can be found in the new piece,
The Aggravator). Along with his music, Wilson is recognized for his love of NASCAR and the state of Georgia and his distrust of almost everything else. Tim is one of the great comedic performers touring today, and it's a rarity when you go more than a week without hearing one of his tunes played on the BOB&TOM Show. Speaking of which, his popular song Church League Softball Fistfight can be found on BOB&TOM's new album, Happy Hour.

 

Did You Get That TPS Report?
You may not know actor Gary Cole by name, but you’d instantly recognize him by voice as he says “yeah, I’m going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday, mmmkay.” As the embodiment of all that is evil about Upper Management in the movie Office Space, Cole became synonymous with memorable character Lumbergh, who gave the world more than enough catchphrases to last a lifetime. But Office Space isn’t Cole’s only claim to fame, he also brought America’s favorite father, Mike Brady, to the big screen in the The Brady Bunch Movie, and played the Vice President on the hit series, The West Wing. Recently, Gary has been working on the TNT drama Wanted (which will air its final five episodes starting December 2) and a NASCAR comedy film with funnyman Will Ferrell.


Orny Adams, Comedian
You may have seen him on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, or you may have seen him on the big screen starring in the documentary Comedian along with Jerry Seinfeld, but if you haven’t seen him live, you don’t know the real Orny Adams. Some say he might have come off arrogant and unlikable in the film, but Jerry Seinfeld disagrees, saying that no comedian can make it in this business without those traits. Jerry says it’s his honest, emotional and unvarnished comedy that people are looking for these days and that’s why he’ll be successful. We’ll just see about that when he makes his first appearance on the BOB&TOM show.


One Cool Kat
St. Louis native, Kathleen Madigan has starred in her own HBO and Comedy Central standup specials, done television pilots, reported for ESPN2, has appeared on the Tonight Show 12 times, won the American Comedy Award for “Best Female Club Comic,” and has filled in for Kristi Lee at the B&T news desk. With all these credentials, we were as surprised as anyone when she wasn't the Last Comic Standing on the hit NBC reality show. However, she was the only one never to be challenged by her peers. With over 15 years of experience, Kathleen ranks among the funniest female comedians ever. She's a regular on Comedy Central, pops up on television all the time and recently released her second CD, Shallow Happy Thoughts for the Soul, and her first concert DVD, Live in Denver.

 

Host for Life
You read it correctly, his name is Bil Dwyer, and that is Bil with one “L”. Now that the shock has worn off, we can discuss Mr. Dwyer without his name as a distraction. Bil is not only a great comedian, he’s also a professional television host. According to our records, he has served as the host for Extreme Dodgeball, Dirty Rotten Cheaters, Battlebots and Ultimate Fan League, plus he plays Bert Van Styles on MTV’s new reality show The 70’s House. Bil’s stand-up has also been featured on The Late Late Show, Late Friday and Comedy Central Presents.

FACTOID - Bil dreams of taking over as host of The Price is Right when Bob Barker retires.

 

Smarter Than Einstein
Doing stand-up comedy since 1987, mostly because he’s funny and hates having a boss, Nick Griffin has fine-tuned his act to become one of the most well rounded comics today. His comical observations cover just about everything (including fashion, love and Einstein) , so as long as you are interested in something, Nick will have you rolling in the aisles in no time. This is one of the reasons BOB&TOM chose him to perform at this year's office Christmas party. It also helped that he landed two hilarious tracks on the new album, Happy Hour. Griffin has been featured on Comedy Central's Premium Blend and The Late Show with Craig Kilborn and has also written for The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show. He may be dark, cynical, and have a real problem getting along with women, but Griffin is still a must see if he performs in a club near you.

 

You've Heard Words to Remember...
Tim Bedore has been a weekly Wednesday fixture on the show with his Vague But True editorials, which is why we're so eager to find out what his next installment will be about. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Tim, including his daughter's relationship with their dog Lexie, and the speech he would have given if universities had asked him to talk to their graduates (both of which can be found on the new B&T album Happy Hour). But no matter the topic, we're happy he'll be reporting on it from his new home up north, where the introverts stare at their shoes and the extroverts stare at your shoes. In other exciting news, Tim's new CD, Vague But True, is hot off the presses. Get your copy of this new CD featuring over 30 of Tim's best VBT's to date.

 

The Worm Tells All
Known almost as much for his off the court antics as he is for his five championship rings, Dennis Rodman is one of the most recognizable and flamboyant personalities the NBA has ever produced. Even without his brightly colored hairstyles, multiple tattoos and frequent body piercing, Rodman could easily be spotted on the court at any given time just by looking for the ball. That’s because Rodman was one of the greatest rebounders in NBA history. But since walking away from the game, and even for a while during his playing days, "The Worm" led a lifestyle that he says should have killed him. In his newest tell-all book, I Should Be Dead By Now, Rodman discusses his depression, battle with alcohol, failed marriage to Carmen Electra, desire to get back into basketball and more. This is the perfect gift for anyone who enjoyed his previous works, but good luck trying to persuade him to sign a copy of this while wearing a wedding dress. Pick up your copy online at SportsPublishingLLC.com.

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

 

The Year of George
Make sure you tune in to ABC television on Tuesday night for an event of epic proportions. Good friend of the show George Lopez makes his directorial debut on the next episode of George Lopez, starring George Lopez. This is a nice cap on what has been a big year for Mr. Lopez. Along with his hit sitcom, he starred in the summer blockbuster film The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl in 3D, he was summoned to testify at the Michael Jackson trial, he had a kidney transplant and to top it all off, he's been selling out stand up comedy shows around the country. We're always happy to take a call from one of the funniest conversationalist we've ever had on the air, not to mention one of the gang's best friends.

 

The NFL Song - Week 13
Another week of NFL football has come to an end, but that doesn't mean you can't relive all the fun. That's right, Duke Tumatoe's here to recap all the exciting action in his tribute to all things professional football, The NFL Song. This week featured many of the top teams squaring off including a big Thanksgiving Day game between the Cowboys and Broncos. In other news, the other traditional Turkey Day team, the Lions, fired their head coach, the Colts remain undefeated, the Texans found a new way to lose and the Bears showed that they may actually be for real. With all that craziness and more taking place over the weekend, Duke's got a lot of pressure on him to fit everything into one exhilarating song. And who knows, maybe this week we'll even be treated to a new episode of Bass Talk.

 

Everybody Has a Price. Roy's is $4 Million
Roy Wood, Jr. knew he was dedicated to stand-up comedy when he basically flunked out a semester of college in order to open for Tommy Davidson the week of his final exams. Though it may not have sounded like a good idea at the time, the move has paid off. Wood has since become a regular writer for a number of radio stations in the Birmingham, AL area, was a semi-finalist on Star Search and has become known for his mastery of the art of prank calls. In fact, Roy has released two prank call CD's over the years, My Momma Made Me Wear This and Confessions of a High School Bench Warmer. Roy made his first visit to the BOB&TOM Studio less than a month ago, and made such a good impression that we're already inviting him back. Maybe this time he'll go into even more detail about the things he'd do for $4 million.

FACTOID – Roy Wood, Jr. says that he greatest accomplishment is performing on Live at the Apollo and not getting booed.

 

BOB&TOM to Appear on Rodney?
Rodney Carrington has appeared on the BOB&TOM Show many times, so it's only fitting after all these years that BOB&TOM repay the favor and drop in on Rodney's show. From what we know, B&T will be playing themselves on an upcoming edition of the ABC sitcom and will be taping it later this month. When will it air, who knows? After all, this is network television we're talking about. In other news, Rodney is appearing at The Luxor in Vegas Friday & Saturday night this weekend & next weekend so if you're in Vegas, stop by and see the jokes the censors do their best to keep off of TV.

FACTOID – Rodney got his first record deal after he went into the studio and rerecorded his Fred song with the BOB&TOM Band.

 

"I Hope You're Happy, You've Ruined Christmas"
You may not see him on ABC's hit comedy show, Rodney, very often, but if you laugh while watching it, comedian Mark Gross is a big reason why. Along with being a talented writer, Gross is also an accomplished and brutally honest stand-up comedian. When he hits the stage you soon find out that when it comes to getting laughs, nothing is off limits, and no one is safe. Gross has been seen on the Tonight Show and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, and he was a long time writer for the late night talk show Politically Incorrect. Gross also makes an appearance on the new B&T album, Happy Hour, in which he shares a story about a "hell gig" where he's blamed for ruining Christmas.

 

Aren't We on the Do Not Call List?
It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. Last week, Bob put together a solid installment of the Zany Report, but the big question is can he follow it up with another A+ effort? Are two hysterical weeks in a row too much to ask? Even if the report does disappoint, America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby (Live)" will be able to turn that frown upside down. And once again some lucky fan will win a few T-shirts, Zany's chart topping CD, I Just Can't Win Baby, and a very valuable one year subscription to the BOB&TOM VIP site.

 

Our Opening Band, Paul & Storm
Paul Sabourin and Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo were once members of the enormously popular comedy quartet, Da Vinci’s Notebook, but having struck out on their own, they're now the dynamic duo known as Paul & Storm. While the band's name really isn’t all that clever, their music and material most certainly is. The last time they came on the show, they shared a few of their of new tunes including the odd "I hope that was a raisin" and A Better Version of You, which appears on the new BOB&TOM album, Happy Hour. And if you're looking for more Paul & Storm, check out their new album, Opening Band, which contains many of their rejected commercial jingles and Randy Newman tributes.

FACTOID - Paul & Storm were a part of the legendary "Paco the Pool Boy" fiasco along with Pat Godwin. Their account of this infamous event is recounted on their blog.

 

Real Men of Genius
From the "Too Much Cologne Wearer" guy to the "Inventor of the Foot-long Hotdog," Bud Light has been celebrating “Real Men of Genius” for years. These catchy commercials are among the most popular in the company’s history and rank as one the most successful campaigns of all time. Anheuser-Busch has long been known for their clever advertisements, but it’s hard to think of one that rivals the comedic value of these true-to life tunes. The men behind the Real Men of Genius spots (the singer and announcer guy) will be joining us in the studio and might even deliver a few of them live on the air. For those of you out there that can’t get enough of these commercials, Bud Light has put together a three-volume CD collection, which is available for less than $10 at Budshop.com

 

Prison Break Fall Finale
Prison breaks are normally good fodder for the climax of a feature length film, but there’s no way one could be the premise of a television drama. The FOX Network disagrees, and their new fall series Prison Break has proven them right. On the show, Michael Scofield is a desperate man whose brother has been arrested for a crime that Michael doesn’t think he committed. What’s even worse, his brother is on death row for this crime and the clock is ticking. With no other options left, Michael does the only rational thing he can think of and gets himself arrested too. Now he can help his brother escape prison, from the inside. Prison Break's fall season is coming to a close this Monday night, and Michael's brother is only one day away from execution. Wade Williams stars as Captain Bellick in one of most anticipated episodes of any show this season. Williams has been featured on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Miami, Six Feet Under and 24 among others.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


"Wedding vows sound like talking to a lawyer because they're warming you up for later."
- Kristi Lee on marriage

"I'm the self appointed head of the Pork Council."
- Donnie Baker on the holding public office at an early age

"What's the big deal about the guy who could pull a truck with his penis? When I was sixteen, I could have pushed it."
- From a B&T listener e-mail

"It's the size of the shoe, not the amount of shoes, that really matters."
- Real Men of Genius to Chick McGee during a RMoG song about the B&T Show

"You are the smartest smart person I've ever known."
- Chick McGee to Tom after Tom won another argument about the NFL overtime procedure

"There's nothing worse than barfing on make-a-wish kids."
- Bob Kevoian as a tribute to Tom Wilson of 'Back to the Future' fame

"There is such a fine line between comedy and blasphemy."
- "The Pope"

"I would rather be bottomless than topless any day."
- Kristi Lee

"My dog is a little overweight, but she's got a really pretty face."
- Karen Mills

"Cigarettes don't hurt you much unless you do a lot of things where you need to breathe."
- James Sibley

"My ass is really sensitive when I go to sit on a toilet seat. I have a great ass."
- Bob Kevoian on how the guy who glued himself to a toilet seat didn't feel the glue when he sat down

"There's no I in TEAM, but there is one in DICK."
- Tom Griswold on the Terrell Owens situation

"If you going through a toll both on a date, you're probably being kidnapped."
- Bob Kevoian

"I not gay, but for $4 million I could be confused for a night."
- Roy Wood, Jr.

"Kristi came into my room and the feeling was like someone was walking on my grave."
- Chick McGee on the awkwardness he felt when Kristi came back to his room to visit during a girls card night.

"Love is an emotion, and you can't control your emotions. If you could control them, there would be no need for bouncers or rape whistles."
- Doug Stanhope on the institution of marriage

"No wonder you're alone."
- Laura Steele to John Fox after telling an off color joke

"If you were watching a movie with you in it, you wouldn't believe it."
- Chick McGee to Tom Griswold on the way he lives

"Being the last of 11 kids is like showing up to a New Years party at 1:15am."
- Dan Grueter on missing out on everything due to being the youngest child

"I saw the hottest woman ever wearing a Chicago Bears. I thought that was awesome, a hot chick that likes failure."
- Pete Lee, a huge Packers fan

"Oh good, a Power Point presentation. That means you've taken your stupidity and put it on the wall."
- Tom Griswold on meetings

"This is my water bed, baby. I make the payments and the rules."
- Donny Baker

"This new Marilyn Manson cologne smells a lot like Alice Cooper."
- Tom Griswold

"This isn't me picking a date. This is me rejecting 200 women."
- Auggie Smith on his "Win a Date" contest

"Shut up Randy, you couldn't get to third base with a bowling ball."
- Donny Baker on his boss' lack of experience

"They say that only 1% of the population is gay. If that's the case, I've slept with all of them."
- Jason Stuart

"Women say that gray hair is distinguishing. That's true. That's how they distinguish who to sleep with.
- Sean Morey on aging

"If I bought a box of 96 condoms, I'd have to leave some in my will. To my nephew, I leave 90 condoms."
- Larry Reeb on buying in bulk at Costco

"You look like a match stick."
- Bob Kevoian on Tom's red face (due to a medical procedure.)

"I accidentally walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend having sex. Fortunately they didn't see me for almost 10 minutes."
- Nathan Trenholm

"You know you've lost your sex appeal when you go to pay a hooker and she says it's free if you promise not to tell anybody."
- Robert Hawkins

"The new Da Vinci Code conspiracy is that Jesus was married. I don't know if that's true, but if it is, that would explain why he didn't stop his crucifixion."
- Scott Dunn on Marriage