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December 17 - 21, 2007

Whatchu Want?
If you watch comedy competitions on television, there’s a very good chance you’ve seen comedian Geoff Brown perform. Brown won the Star Search comedy competition in 1994, was featured on seasons one and three of Last Comic Standing, was a performer on Spy TV and has popped up on a number of sitcoms over the years. Before he entered standup comedy, Geoff was a member of the US marines, and though his fellow soldiers loved the way he kept cracking everyone, his superiors thought his talents would be better utilized as a civilian, in places where he had no access to heavy artillery.

FACTOID - Though Tom and Chick always quote him him as saying "Who dis is?" on his voicemail, Geoff Brown's actual greeting is "Whatchu want?"

 

Poopy Butt-Head,
Dan Davidson

Comedian Dan Davidson (or Double-D, as he loves to be called) easily walks the line between sophistication and pure goofiness. Described as a mix between Carey Grant and Don Knotts, one moment he’ll be gracing the stage with a plenitude of confidence, and in the next he’s full of childlike innocence, both of which can be quite entertaining. Dan is the youngest of six children, so performing standup comedy is not only a career, it's also therapeutic. He's a veteran of over 3000 performances and has been seen on both Comedy Central and the FOX. And if you're wondering why his website is called poopybutthead.com, Dan says it's because he stopped maturing in the 6th grade. He fits right in on this show.

 

An Original King of Comedy
D.L. Hughley has been known as one of the best talents on the road today for quite some time, but it was his work on the mega-hit standup special The Original Kings of Comedy that launched him into stardom.  From there his career took a turn toward Hollywood where he was soon starring I his own sitcom, The Hughleys, as well as Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and S.O.B.  He also hosted his own late night talk show on Comedy Central.  These days Hughley has once again turned his focus back toward standup which means he’s back on the road, live on stage in clubs across the counter. Recently he even starred in his own HBO comedy special, Unapologetic.

 

Living the L.A. Dream
Being a comic out in L.A. is rough, just ask Patrick Keane.  That’s why he’s decided to take his act on the road where he can get a little more stage time and entertain a lot more people.  Keane considers himself to be more of a comedic performer in the mold of Gene Wilder and Bill Murray than a straight standup act, but that didn’t keep him from performing standup on The Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson.  Aside from comedy, Keane is also good at giving himself advice such as to stop apologizing so much, and that good looking people shouldn’t give dating advice. 

 

A Die Hard Bills Fan
Steve Wilson is only in his mid thirties and yet he’s been performing standup comedy for nearly 20 years. After doing some quick calculations in our heads, that means he’s been working since he was around 16 years-old. Of course, when you learn he was raised by 11 women, it’s easy to see why he was in such a hurry to get out of the house. Steve has been featured on BET, ABC and Comedy Central, was chosen as the Funniest Man in New York in 1988 and has an unhealthy addiction to PlayStation, young girls (over 18 of course) and the Buffalo Bills (ah well, there's always next season).

FACTOID – Tom and Steve enjoy text messaging each other during football season, talking smack about each other's favorite NFL teams.

 

Tommy The Kid
Tommy Johnagin started his stand-up career at the ripe young age of eighteen. Tommy dropped out of college at twenty-one to pursue his dream and become a full time comedian. Tommy vows he will one day make enough money to pay his parents back for the six semesters of college he wasted. Tommy doesn’t curse on stage but doesn’t steer away from any topic. If it’s funny Tommy will say it.
Speaking of funny, Tommy made an appearance on the new BOB&TOM album We Just Landed talking about being young and in love.

 

The Final Economonologue of 2007
If the name didn't tip you off, comedian Costaki Economopoulos comes from a Greek background, which is why it's not surprising he's been described as a “joke philosopher.” And we're positive he's not the only one saying that. Known for his clever writing, Costaki's punch lines have been heard on
The Tonight Show, BET, and MTV. In other news, Costaki is featured twice on the new BOB&TOM album We Just Landed with his Economonologue and is dating the beautiful and funny comedienne, Caroline Rhea.

 

The Final Vague But True of 2007
Whether he's in the studio, on the phone, or live on his special ISDN line, comedian Tim Bedore joins BOB&TOM every Wednesday to bring us a new edition of his popular weekly feature, Vague But True. In these musings, Tim talks about whatever is on his mind at the time, whether that be politics, life lessons, spring breaks, or stories on how animals are trying to wipe out the human race. But no matter the topic, folks all over the country are glued to their radios waiting to hear what Bedore has to say.

 
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The Final NFL
Song of 2007

As we approach the end of the season, the NFL enjoys puting games on various days including Thursdays and Saturdays. That's a lot of time to dedicate to watching football. Not to mention, the league has made it harder to follow all the action becuase now some of the games are only shown on the NFL network. But don't worry, Duke Tumatoe has the kind of time required to watch every snap, which means he can once again give you the bluesy musical recap of all the football action you've come to know and love. He calls it the NFL Song, but you can just call it your favorite part of Wednesday morning.

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The Elder Manning
Like Father Like Sons
Being the father of two NFL quarterbacks is quite an accomplishment in its own right, but to have also been one yourself is near unbelievable. But that’s the case for former NFL Pro Bowl quarterback Archie Manning. The name Manning has become associated with football greatness thanks recently to Eli in New York and Peyton in Indianapolis, but it all began with Archie Manning in New Orleans. Archie played for the Saints for 14 seasons and during that time earned a few trips to the Pro Bowl and was the NFL MVP in 1979. And this was all while playing on one of the worst teams in the league. He’s also considered to be one of the greatest collegiate players of all time and was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1989. Currently, Archie is working with shipping specialist UPS (AKA "Brown") in a new online video contest allowing people to vote on their favorite interception video. Check out the entries and vote on the one you like best.

FACTOID – Two of Archie’s sons (Peyton and Eli) were both #1 picks in the NFL draft. Archie was the #2 pick in 1971.

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Tom Wilson is Funny
When he wasn’t able to break into the industry as an actor, Tom Wilson turned to stand-up comedy in order to get his fix for performing on stage. Though this wasn’t his initial career of choice, the move was successful and earned him guest appearances on The Tonight Show with both Johnny and Jay, David Letterman, Regis and all the major morning shows. From there Tom was eventually able to break into acting and has since starred in some twenty-five feature films and a number of television shows. After all this time, however, it’s still on stage performing stand-up comedy where Wilson feels most at home. And with a complete arsenal of funny stories, solid stand-up, and hilarious music, how could he not? Wilson says he'll be calling in today to premiere a brand new tune, and if it's as funny as his previous works, we can't wait to hear it.

 

He's Mike Birbiglia!
How could Mike Birbiglia's have known that the private musing he recorded in his personal diary would eventually become the most sought after literature in America? We doubt he did, (and we're also not sure that it is indeed the most sought after literature) but that doesn't change the fact that his Secret Public Journal has taken the country by storm. Because of this, he's made it a point to not only e-mail his loyal fans his inner most thoughts on a regular basis, he also calls into the BOB&TOM show every so often to read his entries live on the air. Will his next selection cover his infatuation with pizza, problem with sleepwalking, brother Joe, fear of bears or alter ego "Sleepy Carl." We can only hope. And if you happen to miss him on the show, you can correct your mistake by seeing him live on stage during his Secret Public Comedy Tour.

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The Other Bob
If you're wondering why there is a feeling of emptiness deep inside your soul, it's because you've been without The Zany Report for almost a week. For those new to the show, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany, is the only segment we have that comes with its own built-in comedy safety net. Even if the Report falls just a tad bit short of hilarity, America's Favorite game show "Fix the Joke Baby" will be able to turn that frown upside down. And once again some lucky fan will win a few cool T-shirts, Zany's chart topping CD, I Just Can't Win Baby, and a very valuable one year subscription to the BOB&TOM VIP site.

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Impressive Impressionist
If you’ve watched anything on TBS recently or even just landed on the Superstation by accident while flipping through channels, you’ve probably seen an ad for Frank Caliendo’s new show, Frank TV.  And while he’s no stranger to television or sketch comedy having starred on Mad TV and been featured on FOX NFL Sunday, what makes his new show different is that this program is going to be all Frank all the time.  No one is safe from this modern master of impressions as he’ll be lampooning a host of pop culture icons including John Madden, Charles Barkley, President Bush, Robert DeNiro, Dr. Phil and many, many more.

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Roasting History
Each week Scott Dunn takes our audience on a trip through history. But unlike that boring old professor you had back in high school that everyone through paperclips at, Scott turns this normally uninteresting subject into a ten minute comedy routine. So far he's skewered Ben Franklin, World War II, Lewis and Clark and even the Lincoln Assassination, and he's not "dunn" yet. This Monday he'll be back with another history lesson, and you'd better pay attention because their will be a quiz.

FACTOID - Scott recently performed as the featured comedian at the annual BOB&TOM Christmas Party.

 

 

 

 


"Ladies, if you're married to a guy with the last name of Peterson, get away."
- D.L. Hughley

"Women, you can't live with them, so don't."
- Dan O'Sullivan

"There wasn't any evidence because luckily you can't get fingerprints off of a bare foot."
- Donnie Baker on getting even with his neighbor, Mitchell

"Never play flag football in the nude."
- Bob Kevoian

"Whore's gotta eat too."
- Kristi Lee after hearing the story of the prostitute at Thanksgiving dinner

"I'm the boy in the bubble without the bubble."
- Jimmy Pardo on his multiple allergies

"Instruction manuals are nothing more than another man's opinion."
- Chick McGee

"Kids to me are like ghosts. I'm not afraid of them, but I don't want to move into a building that has them."
- Auggie Smith

"My ex-wife told me she wanted a divorce because she'd lost the tingle. I don't know what a tingle is, but it's equivalent to one house."
- Emo Philips

"If you start with it in there, it's okay."
- Bob Kevoian explaining how a thong is different than a wedgies

"I have a gorgeous taint."
- Chick McGee

"Her favorite recording artist is Tomas Edison."
- Bob Kevoian to Granny during the Shoe-In of the Week.

"I'm not going to get an operation on my johnson just because some e-mail keeps suggesting it. But my wife just keeps sending it."
- Nathan Trenholm

"Every project my dad worked on started with 'I can do it' and ended with 'nobody's gonna see that'."
- Andres Fernandez

"How low have you sank when you are going to Greg Hahn for relationship advice."
- Orny Adams to Kristi Lee

"Didn't we leave Tuna Town and move to cookoo-ville?"
- Tom Griswold on Anne Heche

"Now on sale we've got the OJ Simpson 'Find the Real Killer' Mirror. Is it magic or just common sense."
- Billy Mayzing with a new crop of amazing products

"When I'm 80 years old, just sign me up for a nice bowel movement."
-Tom Griswold on Hef and getting older

"My dog will talk your ear off if you let him."
- Dan Grueter on giving his dog a redneck voice

"They show too many commercials at the movies. That's the biggest crime in the world."
- Bob Kevoian

"The only difference between southern sodomy and prison rape is their taste in music."
- Tom Griswold

"I bet gay guys have sex all the time because there aren't any women to tell them no."
- Larry Reeb

"My to-do list consists of women's names and drugs."
- Shane Mauss

"Joe Theismann won't be here for another four hours so you may want to hold off on taking that Viagra."
- Tom Griswold to Chick McGee

"Ladies, if you don't want to date a drunk, don't go shopping at the drunk store."
- Shane Mauss on women picking up men in bars

"If I stopped drinking scotch, Johnny Walker would have to get rid of one of their trucks."
- Ron White

"Are you at all self sufficient?"
- Tom Griswold to Ron White

"I played basketball in highschool and they used to call me the mailman. Not because I was good, but because I used to shoot up the locker room after a bad loss."
- Rob Haney

"I like the WNBA. There is nothing like a two-hour layup drill."
- John Evans