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Wonderbeard jettisoned by ailing Redskins
"Friend of the show", Jeff George, has once again been booted from an abysmal NFL team after "leading" the Washington Redskins to a dismal 0-2 start this season. In 12 NFL seasons, Jeff has posted some astounding stats.
Here are a few highlights...

Chick McGee's reaction upon learning of Jeff George's departure from his beloved Washington Redskins team roster.
We're not sure if he was happy or experiencing a flashback of his recent rectal exam.

  • George has the third worst winning NFL winning percentage (.371) over the past 50 years for quarterbacks with over 100 starts
  • The Redskins were outscored 67-0 in their first two games in 2001 with George as qurterback
  • George has played on 5 different NFL teams
  • He has an average QB rating of 80.4
    (of a possible 144 rating)
  • He's been sacked over 350 times
  • He lost 2,691 career yards in sacks
  • He's thrown 113 INT's
  • He averages 1.8 yards per run
  • Jeff has never played with the same team for more than 4 seasons
  • He only played in all 16 games four times
  • He changed his nickname from "Wonderbeard" to "Boo" so that it would seem like fans were "Chanting his name" during games
  • Jeff has taken his chin strap off after every single play
  • His rookie card is selling on EBAY for 80 cents
  • Number of tears registered for Jeff in Washington D.C as a result of his being fired from the Redskins - zero
  • He has contributed more to the destruction of team chemistry throughout the league, than any other person in NFL history

George has long been characterized as a gifted athlete with a rifle arm. However, there is solid evidence that he possesses no courage on the field, and he regularly uses his "rifle arm" to shoot himself in the foot.

Will George reemerge in the NFL? It's quite likely. Look for a bad team with a bad coach and a jerk for a general manager and he has a chance for another spurt of mediocrity!

The opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of Bob, Tom, Kristi Lee, Chick or anyone else for that matter and should not be construed as such or taken seriously by anyone.



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