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A
	Adam-Henry - secret police code (and now Bob & Tom code) to refer to someone who is an "A-Hole"
	All By Myself - The Eric Carmen song played whenever discussing Kristi's less than enjoyably life as a single woman.
	All y'All - The discreet way to tell a group of people "f" all of you
	And Here It is Now... - What Chick says to irritate Tom when he can't find the request he is looking for.

B
	Bob & Tom, You Guys Rock - the required greeting when calling the Bob & Tom Show
	Boys Back in Screen Doors - Matt and Jason, the Furglar's Hardware employees that create the famous Furglar filmstrips
	Break off a 'lil sumpthin' - sumpthin'- Our term for having sex, making love, doin' it, etc., etc.,

C
	Camel Toe - The phenomenon that occurs when a women wears tight pants. So tight in fact that you can "read her lips"
	Cart - A tape cartridge we use to play commercials, similar to an 8-track tape
	Celebrating Bob's Birthday - having sex (referring to Bob's annual birthday gift)
	Check Local Listings - Tom's way to differentiate between events in various listening areas around the country
	Classy - Tom's way of pointing out that something is really, really stupid.
	Critty - Bob accidentally called Kristi, "Critty" one morning and the term instantly took on a dirty connotation. Unfortunately, nobody knows exactly what it means.

D
	Dishman - Donnie Baker's boss
	Dog Fashion - Trucker Floyd Tucker's preferred intimate position.
	Doog/Dog Log - Tom's terminology for a large turd. Tom usually reports his immediately to Chick
	Double Shock Power - From Don King's pre-fight speech describing Mike Tyson's popularity...now used by Chick to double, triple, etc...his Shoe-In of the Week bets.

F
	Factory Air - On some women, that little open space between the upper thighs while wearing REALLY tight pants
	FIIIIIIIIISH - the required group response whenever someone on the show mentions a species of aquatic life
	FINE! - Tom's method for ending a conversation he doesn't feel merits his attention (see also "Perfect!")
	Flagrant Dilecto - Tom's more "air-able" term for making hot sweaty monkey love
	Friend Of Hal - If we told you, we'd have to kill you
	Friggemall Industries - The parent corporation of the Bob & Tom Show

G
	Gamblin' money ain't got no home - due to Chick's gambling problem, his money is always moving - usually away
	Get A Book of Names- Referring to the log you just left in the toilet so impressive it deserves its own name
	Glit - Glitter from a stripper's body that happens to find its way onto your clothing. Only important when you get caught with it.

H
	Heil Hit---Good Morning!! - Chick's belief that all Germans are really Nazis and greet each other this way.
	Hoagie Slap - Gunner's terminology for the act of slapping his male member on the forehead of an unsuspecting female
	Howdie-do - Chicks favorite way to say hello in the mornings because it "energizes" him
	Hundred-footer - A person that is so gay that you can tell from over 100 feet away.

I
	I'm not the droid you're looking for- referring to Chick's supposed mind-control ability (from Star Wars)
	In Any Event... - Tom's phrase of choice when attempting to switch topics.
	It's a Long Story - Tom's way of telling people he doesn't want to explain himself

J
	Jerkatorium - Any place a man can spend a few minutes alone with his thoughts.
	Just One Bullet -Tom's solution for dealing with people like lawyers, people who file frivolous lawsuits, phone solicitors, etc...

L
	Liiick liiick liiick liiick - used when referring to lesbians or to subtly infer someone is a lesbian
	Look at the Time - When the conversation gets out of control, this is Kristi's way saying "we'd better go to commercial."
	Looks Like We Made It - The Bary Manilow song played to illustrate how a comedian or other guest has gone nowhere in life.

M
	Mee-Mee-Mee-Mee-Mee-Mee - according to Chick, this is the sound men hear when women speak - especially Kristi
	Miss A Day, Miss A Lot. Miss Six Months, Miss A Lifetime - Referring to Chick's (ill-fated) six month venture to do his own morning show at KGB Radio San Diego
	Mommy Parts -Term used to "politely" refer to those special female anatomical areas...specifically, the Upper Mommy Parts and Lower Mommy Parts.
	Mr. Breath and Mr. Head - Chick and Tom's endearing names for one another. Both Breath and Head have the same first name... Dick.

N
	Nasty Stuff (or Na'ty 'tuff) - Our special way to describe a woman's "special place". Later described in song by Chick
	Nice Presentation - Commenting on the appearance of a woman's breasts.

O
	On The Beach - Radio-speak for being out of work (not uncommon in our business)
	Owe Bob $50 - For some reason, anybody we have on the show that makes a substantial amount of money seems to owe Bob cash.

P
	Papaw - The name given to Tom by Kristi and Chick whenver he makes an out of date reference to something.
	Perfect! - from Tom on his belief that he will have to fix whatever problem you've just created for him.
	The Practice - Chick's secret word for masturbation

R
	Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit - Chick says this on the first day of every month to bring good luck and ward off evil spirits. It has yet to work.
	Randy - Donnie Baker's immediate supervisor and arch nemesis
	Road Mung-Whatever happens on the road or while performing on the road, stays there

S
	Scoreboard, Chicken - What Chick tells Elvis the Chicken when his shoe-in record eclipses the rooster's.
	Shadoobie... - Used before any word that rhymes with "shattered." Said word is then repeated twice. This is in reference to the Rolling Stones song Shattered in which they say "Shadoobie, shattered, shattered..."
	Shoe-In of the Week - Because of Chick's unnatural fetish for athletic shoes, he came up with this promotion where he gets free shoes for picking the NFL games
	Shut Up Randy - Phase often used by freaquent caller Donnie Baker to tell off his boss. Often ends his phone calls.
	Snooze Job - It's much like the other, more familiar type of 'job,' only this one happens right when you wake up, and you only have 8 minutes to finish (depending on your alarm clock)
	Strange - When you get a little "Nasty Stuff" from an stranger while on the road
	Suuuuuuuck! - Phrase used to show displeasure at someone or something.

T
	20, 35, & 50 -The time after each hour when B&T are SUPPOSED to take a commercial break.
	T'ain't - It ain't quite your frontside, and it ain't quite your backside. (although can be used as a gender-neutral term if necessary).
	Tang Alarm - Goes off in Bill Clinton's house whenever hot women or sex are in the news.
	That's Not Enough! - Chick's phrase when he chooses to bet against the spread in an NFL game
	There-You-Go- Made famous by Marge, this is a bold statement of the blatantly obvious
	This Reporter... - The reporter who wrote the story that Chick ripped out of the newspaper.
	Tobeck - Kenny Tarmac's Boss
	True Testament to the Human Spirit, A - In mockery of the host of "Guinness Prime Time," Chick uses this phrase to describe the feats of those bored enough to break worthless world records

W
	We Just Landed... - Catchphrase of Ken Tarmac, a frequent caller and traveling salesman who talks way too loud on his cell phone at the airport.
	Weekend Guys - The mysterious folks who seem to always lose items and rearange Tom's area over the course of a weekend.
	Whatever, Queer - Made popular by Daniel Tosh, it's used to dismiss someone who has said something you disagree with.
	Write 'Em A Check & Tell 'Em To Go To Hell... - Tom's philosophy on how to get rid of people who continually complain about things he does

Y
	You Ain't No Count - Phrase truck driver Floyd Tucker uses to express to someone that he doesn't think they amount to anything.