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Friday, July 10, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
On Vacation - Greg Warren
Change Machine
I've Got Junk Babe - Brian Haner
 
2
Smoking Lettuce
The Men's Bra
Man Boobs - Rex Stetson
 
3
Sports with Chick
The Smothers Brothers
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Long Travels
The Backseat
The Commercial Gone Wrong
Call From a Bartender
 
5
Sperm in the News
Conan Audio
 
6
More on Sperm
"Bill Clinton" calls in
"Donnie Baker" calls in
In the Sun - Patrick Keane
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
I'll See You in Heaven - Henry Phillips Editor's Pick
Tuna of Opportunity - Heywood Banks
The New Words
Mystery Girl - Henry Phillips
 
8
A Love Song - Henry Phillips
Back to News
 
9
Don't Look Now - Rodney Carrington
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
The Last Name - Patrick Keane
The First Time I Saw You - Henry Phillips
She's Talkin' Again - Henry Phillips & Kristi Lee
Tattoos - Patrick Keane
 
11
More with Henry and Patrick
 
12
Speaking Japanese - Patrick Keane
     
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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
I Like Summer - Heywood Banks
Skating News
Chick Losing His Shoes
 
2
Vincent Price and Gum
More on Chick and his Shoes
 
3
Naked Stats
It Was a Shart - Donnie Baker
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Checking the Mail
Tom's Tea, Chick's Shoes & More
Jerry Seinfeld Editor's Pick
 
5
Small Town - Dan Cummins
Dad & Guns - Dan Cummins
The Wife & Vegetarians - Dan Cummins
 
6
Dogs - Dan Cummins
Kids and Pictures - Dan Cummins
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
The Wave - Heywood Banks
Drinking at Tom's House - Heywood Banks
Peeing Outside
Flies Eyes - Heywood Banks
 
8
Segways and Airport Security
Ad Agency - Dan Cummins
 
9
People, News & Views - Larry King
Dogs and Glands - Heywood Banks
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Tuna of Opportunity - Heywood Banks Editor's Pick
Jerry Seinfeld
 
11
Good Morning Bluebird - Heywood Banks
E-Mails From Heywood Banks
iPhone and Technology
 
12
The Squirrelador Drawings
     
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Why Are You Telling Me? - Tommy G.
World's Strongest Vaginas
News with Kristi
The Dog Music
Kristi & the Kids
 
2
Back to News
"Joe Biden" calls in
 
3
Austin & Getting Married - Mike MacRae
Belly Up: MJ Funeral #1 - Sir Carles & Tony Editor's Pick
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Engagement Rings
In the Carribean - Mike MacRae
Sting Rays - Mike MacRae
News with Kristi
Buzz, Buzz - Anita Moore
 
5
Belly Up: MJ Funeral #2 - Sir Charles & Tony Editor's Pick
Law & Order - Mike MacRae
The Little Woman
 
6
Barack Obama - Mike MacRae
Gregory Peck - Mike MacRae
Meeting Celebrities
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Book on the Honeymoon - Mike MacRae
People, News & Views - Larry King
Women and Erotic Novels
Finding Dad's Porn
"Captain Over" calls in
 
8
Economonologue: Chess - Costaki Economopoulos
 
9
Belly Up: MJ Funearl #3 - Sir Chalres & Tony Editor's Pick
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
VBT: Sports Injuries - Tim Bedore
The Wrap Up - Tim Bedore
On Letterman - Mike MacRae
 
11
The Governor Song - Tim Cavanagh
Wiffel Casket - Billy Mayzing Editor's Pick
"Bill Clinton" calls in
 
12
Voices in Bed - Mike MacRae
Dating on Bravo - Mike MacRae
     
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Cleveland Steamer - Mad Armenians
Songs for Dogs
Phone Calls About the Dog Songs
Quick Sports with Chick
 
2
Arguing Over the Skater Story
"Jumbo the Elephant" Calls in
Coffee in the News
Tom vs. Chick
 
3
More Songs For Dogs
Calls About the Dog Songs
Dan Davidson Weighs in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
A Few More Dog Songs
Long Distance Relationship - Dan Davidson
Buying a Ring - Dan Davidson
"Gordo Lightfoot" calls in
 
5
Chick in a Wedding
Giving the Ring - Dan Davidson
 
6

Dan's Girlfriend - Dan Davidson
Asian Girl - Dan Davidson

Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Learning Another Language - Dan Davidson
Tom's Morning Routine
"Gary Busey" calls in
"Donnie Baker" calls in
The Asian Wedding - Dan Davidson
 
8
B&T Dog Songs
Ways to Propose
 
9
The Unsmooth Moment
Testing the Dog Songs
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Skip Haynes (Songs to Make Dogs Happy)
California
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
"Mr. SFX-II" calls in
     
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Monday, July 6, 2009

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Panties In the Glovebox - Bob Kevoian
News with Kristi
The Tooth Story
Micheal Jackson in the News
 
2
The Tombstone
More News
Palin in the News
 
3
TV Gigs - Jeff Jena
Old Man - Jeff Jena
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Rich Shea (IFOCE)
Major League Eating
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
5
Being on Camera - Scott Dunn
History Lesson: Guontonomo Bay - Scott Dunn
 
6
The Unsmooth Moment
"Donnie Baker"
Woodstock - Dennis Wolfsburg
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Technology - Jeff Jena
Texting - Jeff Jena
The Power of Cake - Jim Gaffigan
 
8
Toby Drops the Big One
"Bill Clinton" calls in
 
9
First Birthday Party Phone Call
PResidents and Golf
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
The Hotel Incident - Jeff Jena
Hawaii - John Bowman
More on Presidents and Golf
The Internet - Jeff Jena
 
11
Music and Television
Tom's Tea
The Playboy Club Joke - Jeff Jena
 
12
News with Kristi
     

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I love the pod cast I have been tuning in to your show for years I just got the VIP pass and the pod cast just makes it that much more enjoyable. Hell its the best show on radio!
 
Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
 
 
 
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