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Bob&Tom, My wife and I visited Marco Island in Florida when we came across an Italian restaurant with a very interesting name. I will let you guys be the judge . Arthur - Louisville, KY
 
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Can't Get Enough Frank?
The Frank Caliendo fountain is sure to be a hot garden item this spring! Click on the image to view the animated version! (a 5mb .mov file will open in a pop up window. Quicktime player required.)
 
 


A Day at Furglar's

Screen Door Productions presents a compilation of surveillance camera footage from Furglar's Hardware store. In it, we see Ernie Furglar as he tries to keep his slacker employees and the boys back in screen doors in line during a typical day at work.


A Day at Furglar's

Part 2
Screen Door Productions presents a second installment of their popular compilation of surveillance camera footage from Furglar's Hardware store. Once again, we see Ernie Furglar desperately attempting to keep his employees Britney, Heidi and the boys back in screen doors in line during a typical day at work. And now there's even a few customers in the mix.

 
 

My Baby Is A Nudist
Duke Tumatoe is a long time friend of the BOB&TOM Show, best known for his weekly contribution of "The NFL Song," as well as many other tasty musical morsels. Here is a new offering from Duke that we're sure you'll like.
For more about Duke and his new CD, "You've Got The Problem," just released on Blind Pig Records, go to his website! (Clothing optional!)

My Baby Is a Nudist - 20 mb MOV file

 
 

BOB&TOM were TV stars long before Comedy Central!
Check out this vintage TV spot for B&T and local Indianapolis, IN affiliate WFBQ (aka Q-95). The first thing you'll notice is a hell of a lot of hair!

 

 
Now we know where they come from!
 
Here's the famous "big butter" Jesus referred to in the Heywood Banks song.
 
Amazing Ace!
Fans of the BOB&TOM Show remember when good friend, professional golfer and former Masters Champion Fuzzy Zoeller hit a hole-in-one live on the air. And while that was a remarkable feat, nothing compares to the ace he shot on national TV on the 16th Hole of the Allianz Championship. What made the shot so amazing is that when it first hit the ground, it was nowhere near the hole. Fuzzy's ball landed to the left of the green and stopped on the fringe for a good 10 seconds before it began to roll down toward and eventually in the hole. The shot was covered on the national news the video is all over the internet, but we've got Fuzzy live on the show to talk about it. Fuzzy talks about his amazing ace! - FREE MP3 Audio!
   
 

This fascinating photo, entitled "Blackpool 1" is from Tom's niece Poppy de Villeneuve who lives in London, England. Her work has appeared in London's Sunday Telegraph, The Guardian Weekend, Teen Vogue, and Esquire.

 
 
 
 

Mike Birbiglia missed out on meeting his "Big" fans, Emily and Gretchen due to canceling his Albuquerque show to film an independent movie instead. Here's the letter we received from Emily. (left) With luck like his, it's easy to see why he looks so sad!

Bob, Tom, Kristi, and Chick,
First let me start by saying I am a Huge fan of all of you and the show. I have been listening every morning for 2 years now and have had to pull over on the side of the road numerous times on my way to work (I am a nurse so I work early in the am) because I am laughing my ass off and I don't want to kill people. Anyways, I have also become quite a fan of Mike Birbiglia so of course I was excited when I heard he would be coming to Albuquerque (Oct 14th) for the Friends of Bob and Tom show. My friend Gretchen and I spent the afternoon preparing for our chance to see Mike in person (we even brought a sharpie marker in hopes he would sign our boobs). Now you can imagine how disappointed we were when he failed to show up. Now all I can say is: What a pussy! What happened? I have attached a picture for you to see what he missed and I hope that you will rub it in his face the next time he is on the show. At least one thing still stands true, I love you guys. (and Kristi by the way you rocked at the show).
A disappointed fan,
Emily
Albuquerque, NM
P.S. In the picture I am on the left and Gretchen is on the right.

FACTOID - When Mike saw the photo of Emily & Gretchen, apparently he didn't get an immmediate woody, however, he was inspired to request that we link to his T-shirt store. birbigshirts.com. Doesn't that seem odd?

 
 

Let's Go Out to the Movies
After exhausting, extensive and expensive research, BOB&TOM are unveiling their list of the Top 100 Comedy Films of all time. We consulted with fans, comedy experts and film buffs while compiling this list, so there's no doubt at all that we've got the most complete grouping of comedy movies ever assembled. The chosen films are presented in alphabetical order and include links to the Internet Movie Database and a list of the people we've interviewed from each film. If you can think of a movie that should be on the list but isn't, let us know, and it might be considered for a spot on the honorable mentions page.

 
 
This official poster from the Cream Reunion Concert was smuggled back from London by Tommy G. For more info visit www.Cream2005.com
 
 
Kristi Lee tries out the Sumo Tube, Nice swim suit Kristi!
 
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The Hotel Mattress Gift Exchange Program
We've been intrigued since we first heard about the phenomena of amazing discoveries under hotel mattresses – from porn magazines to cash. We urge you to check under your mattress as you travel and report to us what you find under there. When you leave a treasure be sure to mark it COURTESY OF BOBANDTOM.COM!

 
- Frazz by Jef Mallett

If I Had a Bulldozer
A Colorado welder, enraged over a city zoning law, tore through Granby, Colorado in a heavily armored bulldozer, smashing buildings and leaving crumpled vehicles in his path. Check out the full story and view a video of the dozer rampage. And when you're done with the real news, why not enjoy Heywood Bank's tribute to dozer rage, absolutely free.

If I Had a Bulldozer - Heywood Banks
 
    
  Forget about the water skiing squirrel! This pooch has REAL talent.
   
Overachieving Bulldog
Tyson, a 3-year old English Bulldog from Huntington Beach, California taught himself to skateboard without any assistance from his human. As a puppy Tyson was surrounded by boarding, so it was only natural that as soon as he was old enough, he taught himself how to ride. Now he has his own skateboard and he's taking the world by storm, showing up in USA Today and on MSNBC and he even has an official sponsor. Tyson's the canine equivalent of Tony Hawk. To read more about this extraordinary quadruped, check out his website, and look for Tyson in the 10th Annual Big Dog Parade and Canine Festival, Saturday, June 5, 2004 in Santa Barbara, California. Be sure to check out Tyson's website!
 

What the Cluck?
How do you like your chicken… original, extra crispy? How about subservient? That's right, now you can have a chicken any way you want it thanks to this disturbing site. Just type in a command, and this live, six foot, garter belt wearing chicken will do what you ask. We don't know who the hell this could possibly turn on, however, we did find it exceptionally hard to get off - the site, that is. Check out this page, and you'll never look at poultry the same way again.
 
 
 
   
 
   

Bob's Second Shot
at Augusta National
Last year Fuzzy Zoeller teed a $100 bill in the ground and handed Bob a five iron at the daunting par three 12th hole at Augusta National Golf Club, home of the world's most prestigious golf tournament, The Masters. The bet was that Bob had to hit the green to win the dough, and to every one's delight (except perhaps Fuzzy's) he accomplished this feat in one swing. Bob collected the $100 and has kept it in his wallet ever since. This year the challenge was on again and Bob upped the bet to $200. Special thanks to Dave Lobeck of Fuzzy Zoeller Productions and puttingpeg.com for sending us the MPEG video of Bob's second shot at Augusta. (8.5 MB file)

 
 

Dig Deep, There's Gold in Them There Nostrils!
Maybe those nerds back in high school were on to something. According to Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger of Austria, people who pick their nose have the right idea when it comes to proper nasal hygiene. The good doctor's outlandish theory also includes this little nugget of advice… eating the dried remains found on your finger after a good dig makes perfect sense and is actually good for your body. According to Dr. Bischinger, when the bacteria in the boogers reach the eater's intestines, it works as medicine giving your immune system a much-needed boost. Though his hypothesis may look good on paper (or under a desk), it has yet to be embraced by the rest of the medical community. When asked if eating boogers was a healthy practice, four out of five doctors replied, "No, it's snot."

George Bush demonstrates the presidential technique of nose excavation.

 
 

 
 

Music City Texas Theater
If you ever find yourself near Linden, TX there’s a new hot spot you’ve got to visit, The Music City Texas Theater. The theater is actually a renovation of the old Linden American Legion Auditorium built back in the late forties, so you know it’s got some history. However it’s got a bright future too, hosting quality entertainment including nationally known artists as well as local favorites and community-theater. And who knows, if you stop by you might even catch longtime friend of the show, and current president of Music City Texas, Richard Bowden performing on stage. All proceeds in excess of operating expenses will be allocated to community improvement projects.

 
 

 

 

 





 
 
 
   
 
 
   
 
   

 







 

     
     
     
 


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