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The pweor of the hmuan mnid
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch codnutced at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in
a wrod are tpyed, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist
and lsat ltteer be in the rghit oedrer. The rset can be a total
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae
the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? |
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What Happens When You Miss
a Spot Shaving
The Guinness Book record for worlds longest mustache has been given to
Mohammed Rashid, 62, who's ‘stache measures a whopping 5ft 3ins.
This impressive facial feat took 10 years to grow, and we’re sure
it was well worth the effort. Rashid is currently on a round-the-world
tour, and if you’d like to see the record setting mustache, make
sure you have five bucks handy, because viewing something of this importance
is not going to be free.
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Kristi Lee, the darling of the BOB&TOM Show,
(known to some as "Destiny") made an appearance at
Big Al's Show Club in Peoria, Illinois recently. Reportedly,
just moments after this photo was taken, Miss Lee tossed her
clothes into the audience and worked the pole for a solid hour
to the delight of onlookers. However, Kristi has issued a categorical
denial of this allegation.
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Boycott France?
Cafeterias in the Capitol Building in
Washington D.C. have stopped calling French Fries French
fries and start calling them Patriot fries or Freedom fries.
Some are even calling for a boycott of ALL French products
to protest the so called rifle-droppers unwillingness to
support the U.S. in its "crusade" against Saddam
Hussein. In the off chance that you have any interest in
participating, here's a few suggestions for those who plan
to thumb their noses at and fart in the general direction
of France. There's more! >>>
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
Fly The REALLY Friendly Skies!
An Aero club in Santiago, Chile is
offering flights which include champagne, tropical fruit
and the company of two "call girls." The plane's
interior reportedly features heavy curtains and cushions
and the seats convert into king-size beds. Passengers
pay £300 for a two hour flight - after paying a "member"ship
fee of £1,500 to join the private Fiorella club,
according to Las Ultimas Noticias online. The club promises
full discretion and a limousine picks the client up at
an agreed place and takes him to a small airport outside
the city. An ad for the risque flight says: "Would
you like to fly the skies accompanied by two beautiful
women and champagne, in a flight where all your fantasies
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 Wednesday,
July 10, 2002
New Kid in Town
She's only four months old, but this kid has all the makings
of a star. Make that "markings" of a star. Meet
Lil' Dale, a goat with one heck
of a coat that has race fans flocking to the tiny town of Interlachen,
Florida. The brown, Nubian goat was born with a distinctive
white "3," the number of racing legend Dale Earnhardt,
on her right side. While poised to become the darling of NASCAR,
Lil' Dale's owners hope this one-of-a-kind kid can make it in
showbiz as well. If a Chihuahua can hawk tacos and a gecko can
sell car insurance, why can't a goat get a piece of the spotlight
too? "How couldn't she be something to NASCAR or auto racing,"
goat owner Jerry Pierson
pondered. "All you have to do is put an oil can in front
of her and it'll sell."
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 Wednesday,
July 10, 2002
In a Related Story
Contrary to previous reports, it
appears that the unusual markings on this unidentified bovine
are a natural phenomenon. This report comes straight from Bob
& Tom World Headquarters on the 86th floor of the Friggemall
Building. It seems likely that this is the only known natural
occurrence of legible Helvetica Extra Bold type on an adult
cow. Legions of Bob & Tom Fans are flocking to see this
amazing animal whose whereabouts is now a closely guarded secret.
Stay tuned for more on this hot topic!
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