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Friday, January 11, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Wiper Blades
Kristi Slogans
The 60-Year-Old Toaster
Sports with Chick
Toasters and iPods
 
2
Toast! - Heywood Banks
The Dog Story
 
3
Finding Money
No Country For Old Men
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Dan & His Dad - Dan Levy
The Magic Bullet
Shoes and JT - Dan Levy
Religious Bracelets - Dan Levy
The Bucket and the Train
 
5
Back to news
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
6
More Slogans
Toaster e-mail
"Herm Johnson" calls in
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Dracula is Coming to Town - Heywood Banks
New Stuff
More on the Toaster
Toast (Live) - Heywood Banks
 
8
Paul Mecurio
Sports Central w/ Paul Mecurio
 
9
The Lawsuit - Dan Levy
Goin' Bowling - Heywood Banks
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Glasses - Jamie Lissow
Ken Tarmac calls in Editor's Pick
American Idol
You Ccan Be Mean to Me - Heywood Banks
 
11
Built to Last
Toaster Phone Call
The Glacier - Jamie Lissow
 
12
Not Smart - Jamie Lissow
Good Morning Bluebird - Heywood Banks
     
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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
You're There - Pat Dailey
Sports with Chick
More Slogans
Traveling - Brian Regan
 
2
"Bill Clinton" calls in
The New Car
 
3
Pregnant Tammy
Working Pregnant on Stage - Tammy Pescatelli
More Slogans
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Becoming a Mom & names - Tammy Pescatelli
"Donnie Baker" calls in
More on the Ta-Ta
 
5
Polish Guy Walks into a Brothel
Tigers & Work - Tammy Pescatelli
"Herm Johnson" calls in
 
6
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
More News
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Mormoms vs. JW's - Ryan Hamilton
Dating a Girl - Ryan Hamilton
The Cat Man - Ryan Hamilton
The Cape Guy - Tammy Pescatelli
 
8
The Story - Pat Dailey
Pun-Tang - Pat Dailey
Scents and Laundry
 
9
The Shoe-In of the Week
Granny's Picks (Tammy's Mom)
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
New Years - Ryan Hamilton
The Oyseter Song - Pat Dailey
The Pregnant Comic
 
11
BOB&TOM Think Tank
The Toaster Story
 
12
More on Working Pregnant - Tammy Pescatelli
The PIzza Parlor
     
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
The Chinese Woman
More Slogans For Kristi
 
2
Dr. Phil is the new Al Sharpton
News with Kristi
"Bill Clinton" calls in
 
3
John McCain Sounds Like Struther Martin
Struther Martin Sings Stairway - Tim Wilson
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
"John McCain" calls in
Back to News
Sigfried and Roy in the News
The Great Fukutuku Bank Caper
"Ernie Furglar" calls in
 
5
Even More Slogans
 
6
The Lady on the Plane
Twatch - Ken Tarmac
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
More News
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Even More Slogans
Shirtless Girl
 
8
Economonologue: Kids Games - Costaki E.
 
9
More Kristi Slogans
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
Odd News
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Overcoats and More - Tim Bedore
VBT: Lexie and Me - Tim Bedore
 
11
Billy Mazing Products
Drew Carey
 
12
The NFL Song - Duke Tumatoe
     
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Butt Crack - Byron Moon
Sports with Chick
Elevator Talk #2
Another Streamroller Death
Elevator Talk #1
 
2
Divorce and Starting Over
"Drill Instructor Hartman" calls in
Kristi's New Year
 
3
More Kristi Slogans
More News
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Even More Slogans
Monkeys at the Zoo
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
5
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
New Bill Mazing Products Editor's Pick
 
6
More Slogans
Announcer Guy
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Bill Scheft
 
8
Tom Shopping with Sally
 
9
More Kristi Lee Slogans
"Donnie Baker" calls in
An Outhouse Story
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Sigfried and Roy Back together
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Final Slogans and News of the Day
     
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Monday, January 7, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
What We Did Over the Break
Lopsided Basketball
More Sports
 
2
Britney and Dr. Phil in the News
More on Clemens on 60 Minutes
 
3
News with Kristi
Resolutions - Larry King
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Year of the Happy Kristi
Biggerstaff Jokes - Bob Biggerstaff
Erectile Dysfunction Drugs - Bob Biggerstaff
 
5
Christmas Gifts - Scott Dunn
History Lesson: Washington Saves Army - Scott Dunn
History Quiz
 
6
Living Alone - Bob Biggerstaff
Couch Potato Winner
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Answering the Phone - Bob Biggerstaff
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Self Scanners - Bob Biggerstaff
College Football - Dan Grueter
Meeting Clemens - Bob Biggerstaff
 
8
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
9
News with Kristi
Moer with Bob Biggerstaff
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
The Cooked Girlfriend
Spit Take Theater
Back to News
 
11
Robots and Sex in the News
More Odd News
 
12
Getting Knocked Out
Toast - Heywood Banks
     


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Jack Ikner
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I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

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I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 

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