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Friday, January 18, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
The Presidential Invite - Tom Mabe
Sports with Chick
Tim The Die-Hard Packer Fan - Paul Gilmartin
 
2
My Little Tax Buddy
Costumes and Warranties
 
3
News with Kristi
The New Toaster
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Chick's New Pills
Being Cold & Fooball - Ty Barnett
Germaphobe - Ty Barnett
Toast - Heywood Banks
 
5
Friends - Ty Barnett
Basketball & Phones - Ty Barnett
 
6
Dating Comedians
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Billy Mazing Inventions
Back to news
The Tiger Story
The Toe Licker
 
8
On the Tonight Show - Ty Barnett
More Sigfreid and Roy Talk
Bad Crack - Ty Barnett
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
9
Threat Levels - Ty Barnett
Godzilla Call
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Phones - Ty Barnett
Answering the Phone
Boob Camp
 
11
Dolphins - Ty Barnett
Raising Kids - Ty Barnett
 
12
Finishing Up with Ty
     
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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Anger Management - Sid & Bart
Sports with Chick
Boob Job E-Mail
Don't Look Now - Rodney Carrington
 
2
My Skit, God & Me - Daniel Tosh
What Kristi Wants in a Man
 
3
News with Kristi
Ken Tarmac talks to Mike
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Ken Tarmac Talks to Mike #2
Dildos in Texas
More News
 
5
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
Hillary Audio
Circle Jerky
 
6
Burning too Bright - Ross Bennett
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Louis C.K.
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Catch Phrases - Ross Bennett
 
8
More Catch Phrases - Ross Bennett
"Dr. Phil" calls in
"Larry King" calls in
 
9
Catchphrases and SFX - Ross Bennett
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Daniel Tosh
Comedy Central Specials - Ross Bennett
Dating - Ross Bennett
 
11
The Shoe-In of the Week
Granny's Picks
 
12
Not a Hack - Ross Bennett
     
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Sports with CHick
A.D.D. Song - Sean Morey
Sex is Best - The Whole Gang
I Hope You Die - John Wing
 
2
More Slogans
Jena Jamison in the News
"Bill Clinton" calls in
Internet Porn - Da Vinci's Noteboook
 
3
Tom Cruise in the News
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
"Bill Clinton" calls back
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
More News
Man Boobs - Rex Stetson
More Odd News
 
5
Testicals and Cars
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
6
American Idol Audio
More TV News
More Slogans
"Herm Johnson" calls in
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
The Ecnomonologue: Games - Costaki E.
Dirty Scrabble
 
8
Frank Caliendo on Letterman
Blow it Now???
 
9
More News
More with Frank
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Slogan Review
Britney in the News
Animal Conspiracy Update - Tim Bedore
VBT: The Couple Next Door - Tim Bedore
 
11
J.J. Abrams (Cloverfield)
 
12
The NFL Song - Duke Tumatoe
Bass Talk
     
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
I Know You Want It... - Bob Kevoian
Sports with Chick
Listener E-Mails
Shirtless Girl
 
2
News & Politics
Kristi Drawing
 
3
More Slogans
Baseball Announcers - John Caponera
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
History Lesson: Battle of New Orleans - Scott Dunn
I Could Be Wrong - Tim Wilson
Tom Burns His Mouth... Again
 
5
Ken Jennings
 
6
Trivia Questions
More Slogans
Sick of Being Sick - Bob Kevoian
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Mike Birbiglia
SPJ: - Mike Birbiglia
 
8
More News
STD Florist
 
9
Paul Mecurio
Bags and Newspapers - Paul Mecurio
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Miracle Shark Story
Sex on a Plane
The Mile High Club
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Finishing up
     
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Monday, January 14, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
One of Those COuples - Louis C.K.
Sports with Chick
"Jerry Jones" calls in
More Slogans
 
2
Sick of Being Sick - Bob Kevoian
News with Kristi
Even More Slogans
 
3
Frank Caliendo
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Dr. Will on Kristi's Slogans
Dr. Will on Dr. Phil & Britney
"Dr. Phil" calls in Editor's Pick
The Twins Who Got Married
 
5
People, News & Views - Larry King
Changing High Schools
 
6
Dr. Will on Current News
More on the Twins
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Billy Mazing Products Editor's Pick
Back to News
More on Sigfreid and Roy
Crazy People
 
8
Hot Soup
Back to News
Crazy People - Dr. Will MIller
 
9
Even More News
More with Dr. Will
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Frogs
"Nick Nolte" calls in
Odd Patients
"Ken Tarmac" calls in Editor's Pick
 
11
Robert Nepper & Dr. Nepper Editor's Pick
 
12
Smoke Break
     


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Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

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I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 

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