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Friday, February 15, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Mr. Obvious - The Sex Class
Sports with Chick
The C Word
Belly Up - James Gandlfini & Sir Charles
 
2
News with Kristi
"President Bush" calls in
The Astronaut Song - Bob Kevoian
 
3
Bob Zany & Gifts
Donnie Baker calls in
More on the C Word on TV
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Bacon - Jim Gaffigan
In Comedy For A Long Time - Bob Zany
The 9-year-old Elephant
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
 
5
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
6
More on Jane Fonda's "C-bomb"
Cursing & Obscenity - Sean Morey
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Frank Caliendo
 
8
Married Comedians - Leighann Landry
More on the C Word
 
9
Bill Burr
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Madonna Tribute - Nick Wayne
Fighting over Jokes - Bob Zany
Leihann & Jim
Belly Up - James Gandlfini & Sir Charles
 
11
Money Morals - Bob Zany
Those Five Little Words - Rick Schrader
 
12
I Could Be Wrong - Tim Wilson
Bob's Circus - Jeff Rothpan
     
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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Robes - Jim Gaffigan
Valentine's Day
Sports with Chick
 
2
Finishing Up Sports
News with Kristi
Valentimes Day - Donnie Baker
"Herm Johnson" calls in
 
3
You're There - Pat Dailey
Ernie Furglar calls in
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Black Guy Inventions - Steve Wilson
Solar Power
Dating - Greg Hahn
More News
 
5
More on Black History - Steve Wilson
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
Kids Love & Jobs - Lisa Landry
Tigers & the Zoo - Steve Wilson
 
6
Rock Shows & Colonic - Dwight Slade
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Mroe on Colonics - Dwight Slade
The Doctor in the Room
The Procedure
 
8
Even More on Colonics
Black History Month - Steve Wilson
 
9
Tredmills & More Inventions - Steve Wilson
Pet Peeves - Dwight Slade
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Tabloid News - Lisa Landry
More Black History - Steve Wilson
Meeting Women - Dwight Slade
 
11
Black History Month - Steve Wilson
Bad Food - Steve Wilson
Belly Up - Sir Charles & James Gandolfini Editor's Pick
 
12
Standup Showdown
     
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Beer Run - Todd Snider
Sports with Chick
News with Kristi
 
2
More on the Dog Show & Other Pets
Captain Dildo - Graffenberg Steamroller
 
3
More News
Twatch - Kenny Tarmac
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Siegfried & Roy & Cod Pieces
The Pain - Ross Bennett
 
5
Eating Big - Spanky Brown
The Wife Letter
 
6
Cowboys Fan - Spanky Brown
The Hitler Clip
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Darrell Waltrip
Bumper Stickers - Spanky Brown
Billy Mazing Products
 
8
Spanky Introduces Steve's Music
Siegfried & Roy - Matt Weinhold
 
9
The Tearadome - Spanky Brown
Cut Guys
Celebritiy Birtdays - Tim Cavanagh
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
VBT: Make Me King - Tim Bedore
Finishing up with Spanky
 
11
Bob Saget
 
12
Valentimes Day - Donnie Baker
     
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Bump n' Grind
Sports with Chick
Being Tasered
Kristi Dressed Like a Girl
 
2
"Larry King" calls in
Politics
"Bill Clinton" calls in
The Presidential Invite - Tom Mabe
 
3
Piano Music
Kristi at Home with a Date
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4

Jesus Lotion in the News
Big Butter Jesus - Heywood Banks
News with Kristi
Ghost Chickens in the Sky - Sean Morey

 
5
French Guy on the Space Station
Sick of Being Sick - Bob Kevoian
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
Shut Up - Maurice Shivalianus
 
6
Dogs & Lesbians
Bagging Groceries
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Tom & Phones
"Larry King" calls back
The Gunfighter - Auggie Smith
 
8
The Economonologue - Costaki Economopoulos
 
9
Vegan Strip Clubs
Cheetos Jingle - Paul & Storm
Reading the Clock
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Chick the Lonely Guy
Kristi the High Maintenance Girl
Bump n' Grind
 
11
More on Strip Clubs
 
12
SuperDuperMatchUp.com
     
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Monday, February 11, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Best Damn Period Show, Period
Sports with Chick
The Pro Bowl
Dog Valentine's Day Cards
 
2
T-Shirts - Tony Edwards
Kristi's Mic is Still Broken
 
3
Chick on Caffeine
ordering Coffee & Chick Eating
"Larry King" calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
The Grammys - Larry King
Reviewing News Stories From Last Week for Dr. Will
Potty Training & Camp Stories
The Lolita Bed
 
5
History Lesson: French Indian War - Scott Dunn
Pop Quiz
 
6
Emotional Desensitization - Dr. Will Miller
Valetines Day - Jim Gaffigan
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Restaurants and More
Flatulante
Mentality of an Artist - Dr. Will Miller
 
8
The Chubby Kid & the Teacher's Breast
Poking Holes in Society
 
9
The Male Nurse
"Larry Calls" Back
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
News with Kristi
STD Florist
 
11
Dumbest Answers to Quiz Show Answers
 
12
Tom and Parking Spots
     


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Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
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I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

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I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 

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