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Friday, February 22, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Out Drinkin' - Pat Daily
Sports with Chick
Listener E-Mail
Joe Johnson Vocab Builder Upper
 
2
Teachers are Hot & Ready to Party
NASCAR Song - Tim Wilson
Life's to Short - Tim Wilson
Nice to Kristi, Mean to Chick
Exclusive Sex Tape
 
3
"Gene Simmons" calls in
The Saw Joke
Roast of George Washington - Scott Dunn
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Self Adjustment - Christine Stedman
Politics
"John Kerry" calls in
Belly Up - Sir Charles & James Gandolfini
 
5
Health Nut - Ralph Harris
Carrot Top, Working Out & Middle Age
 
6
Detox & Family - Ralph Harris
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Boob Talk - Christine Stedman
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Baby and Dog Games
Animal Lover - Ralph Harris
Larry the Cable Guy
 
8
Hair Color - Christine Stedman
Asian Guy, & Home Life - Stan Chen
Bagging Groceries
 
9
Being a Pilot - Stan Chen
Counting Pools & More
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Sports Bulletin
The Husband - Christine Stedman
Coffee Drinker
Sexy Games - Christine Stedman
Sexy Music - Ralph Harris
 
11
TV Shows
Local Food - Stan Chen
Contagious Perfume
 
12
The Outback - Stan Chen
     
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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
Contagious perfume ad parody
 
2
No Brains - from B&T's "It's a Wonderful Laugh"
 
3
Belly Up - w/ Charles Barkley & James Gandolfini Editor's Pick
News - Kristi Lee
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
News
   • US shoots down spy satellite
   • The G spot
   • Airline crew may be sleeping on the job
   • Gambling odds on the Presidential election
 
5
Paul Mecurio joins the fray Editor's Pick
Marble sculptures
Dildo Newfoundland revisited
Captain Dildo call in - from the archives
 
6
Captain Dildo the musical tribute
News - Madonna photo
Madonna tribute song Editor's Pick
Donnie Baker calls in
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
News - Kristi
   • Latvian man arrested for urinating on landmark
   • Catholics have St. Patric's Day conundrum
Larry King calls in
More news
The steak toaster
 
8
Paul Mecurio - Academy awards makeover
 
9
Sports with Chick
Wiper Blades - Heywood Banks
Combover Editor's Pick - Becky Kevoian w/ The B&T Band
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10

Leo Laporte calls in to talk tech Editor's Pick
 
11
More news with Kristi Lee
Steve Altman on noisey coffee makers
 
12
Evil Women - Paul Thorn
     
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Shut Up Randy - Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols
Sports
Evil Women - Paul Thorn Editor's Pick
News - Kristi Lee
 
2

More news and sports
When You're Fifty - Jeff Daniels
Mensa Society names top 10 "smartest" TV shows

 
3
Jane Fonda C-word update
Contagious cologne (ad parody)
American Idol recap
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
More News from Kristy & Tom
  • Presidential primary update
  • Lunar eclipse tonight!  
  • Dodge Dakota burns
  • Man urinates from lookout tower while naked
  • Farmer offers "MI map" steer for sale
Jumbo the Elephant calls in Editor's Pick
 
5
Brad Upton
"Prickasso" competes for award with penis paintings
Pot growers in the news
Donnie Baker - "eclipsion" story Editor's Pick
 
6
Brad Upton
Donnie Baker calls back
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
More Brad Upton
  • Running hurdles at age 32
Bob's Vegas trip Editor's Pick
More News
  • Dancing with the stars
  • Castro fun facts
 
8
More with Brad Upton
Belly Up - w/ Charles Barkley & James Gandolfini Editor's Pick
 
9
Kenny Tarmack calls in
More Brad Upton
Travel paranoia update - Tom
Bill Clinton calls in
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Tim Bedore - Vague But True
More with Brad Upton
Matt Weinhold - Star Trek fanatic
More news with Kristi
 
11
More with Brad Upton
 
12
More news
Don Jose - Tim Wilson
Clem N M - Tim Wilson
     
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
Castro Steps Down
Sports with Chick
 
2
Dogs and Music
Seattle Grunge Rock Blues - Todd Snider
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
 
3
Kennedy in the News
Chick's Impressions
Presidential Products
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
News with Kristi
More About cussing on the News
Contagious Perfume Editor's Pick
 
5
Paul Thorn Enters the Studio
 
6
I'm Still Here - Paul Thorn Editor's Pick
Talent shows and growing up
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Life as a Boxer - Paul Thorn
Where Was I - Paul Thorn Editor's Pick
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
8
Economonologue: Holidays - Costaki E.
 
9
Sad Song - Paul Thorn
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
The President Doll Picture
What Have You Done? - Paul Thorn
Evil Women - Paul Thorn Editor's Pick
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
 
     
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Monday, February 18, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Presidential Party - Heywood Banks
President's Day
Presidential History: Naming Things
Sports with Gunner
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Losing Team T-Shirts
 
2
The Expensive Movie
Website For Divorced Men
 
3
Chick Calls from his Hotel
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
The Presidents Speak
"Bill Clinton" calls in
"George W. Bush" calls in
Roast of Washington - Scott Dunn
 
5
Bob's Vegas Adventure
More About the Presidents
 
6
The C Word on Good Morning America
William Henry Harrison Comedian - Scott Dunn Editor's Pick
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Gunner's Facial Hair
More Doll Audio
History Quiz - Scott Dunn
 
8

News with Kristi
The Wooden Car

 
9
The LBJ Tapes
Guy Passenger
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Presidnetial History: Slogans
Johnny w/ Abe & George
The Kennedy Salt Shaker
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Breast Feeding
 
11
Presidential Toilets
 
12
Presidential History: Odd Facts Editor's Pick
     


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Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
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I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 

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