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Friday, March 21, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Dick Vitale Alarm Clock
Gunner in for Chick
Productivity at Work
Sports with Gunner
Dicking Around at Work
 
2
Gunner's Nickname at the Strip Club
Kristi's Easter Eggs
Guy From a Scaffold calls in
Party Pooper
 
3
Odd News
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Drew's Scarf
News with Kristi
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
Equinox - Tim Cavanagh
 
5
Hitting His Head - Drew Hastings
The Gentleman Farmer - Drew Hastings
"Ernie Furglar" calls in
Spring Break Safety Video
 
6
Superstitions - Kira Soltanovich
Hair on the Farm - Drew Hastings
Engaged - Kira Soltanovich
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
From Russia - Kira Soltanovich
Relationships - Drew Hastings
The Car - Drew Hastings
 
8
The Number
Rings and Things - Kira Soltanovich
 
9
Easter Thoughts - Donnie Baker Editor's Pick
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Bad Eye Sight - Patrick Deguire
In Gitmo - Kira Soltanovich
Young Girls & Plastic Surgery
 
11
Problems with being blind - Patrick Deguire
 
12
Nice Land - Drew Hastings
Girls Fashion - Kira Soltanovich
Presents - Drew Hastings
     
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Butt Crack - Byron Moon
Chick's Back
The Anus Transplant
News with Kristi
 
2
Sports with Chick
The Corn Flake
The Dog Sweater
 
3
More on the Dog Sweater
Dogs and Painting
Bobby Bowden - Tim Wilson
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Dream Voice - James P. Connolly
More on Dogs
The Vibe - James P. Connolly
More on the New Anus
Married Man - James P. Connolly
As a Cop - James P. Connolly
 
5
Working Overseas - James P. Connolly
More News
 
6
The News with James P. Connolly
Back to News
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
High School Names
My Son Roy - Dan St. Paul
More Odd News
Father Questions - Dan St. Paul
 
8
The Marines and SoCal - James P. Connolly
 
9
Float On
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
No More Kids - Patti Vasquez
Decorations - James P. Connolly
Resolutions - James P. Connolly
Chinese Buffett - Dan St. Paul
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
11
Carl Edwards
 
12
Stats - Dan St. Paul
James P. Connolly News
     
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Mr. Obvious - Too Hot For Radio
Gunner in For Chick
News with Kristi
Belly Up: John Daly
 
2
18 is Just a Number
Real Girls on Video
More News
 
3
The McCartney Divorce
The New Anus
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Anus Transplants
Drinking - Andy Hendrickson
Sports with Gunner
Runaway Bride in the News
Kids - Andy Hendrickson
 
5
American Idol Audio
A Gross News Story
 
6
Mile High Club
The Woman on the Plane
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
More News
"Kenny Tarmac" calls back
"Bill Clinton" calls in
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Looking For Cards - Andy Hendrickson
 
8
Economonologue: Philosphy - Costaki E.
 
9
Old Guy on the Internet - Andy Hendrickson
It's a Great Day - Paul Thorn
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Mumblypeg - Tim Bedore
Giving Advice - Tim Bedore
VBT: Easter Week - Tim Bedore
 
11
The Game of Life - Andy Hendrickson
Mexican Food - Andy Hendrickson
Odd News
Ghost Chickens in the Sky - Sean Morey
 
12
Death in the News
Political Ads - Greg Warren
     
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Dancing With the Stars
Punjab - Heywood Banks
Sports with Chick
Steroids - Daniel Tosh
 
2
NC Double D
News with Kristi
 
3
Bidding on a Corn Flake
Furburger
More News
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
The Three-Way
"Larry King" calls in
Evil Women - Paul Thorn
Tom at a Strip Club
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
5
Tornado Letter
Drill Head
Man Boobs - Rex Stetson
 
6
A Beers Much Better - The Mad Armenians
Beer and Cereal
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Building an Ark
Bill Scheft
 
8
Breaking out of Prison
More News
Low Pants
 
9
Sex Toy Mini Bar
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
More on the Sex Toy Mini Bar
Another Way to Do Brackets
I Want to Be Bob - Tom & Chick
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Mom Letter
Don't Look Now - Rodney Carrington
     
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Monday, March 17, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Another Irish Drinking Song - Da Vinci's Notebook
Sports with Chick
Redheads - Darren Carter
Jury Duty - Donnie Baker
 
2
The Atom Bomb
The Couple Who Carpool
Talkin' Again - Henry Phillips
SNL Audio
 
3
More Political Scandal
Menage a Trois
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Mr. Obvious - The Twins
Fukutoku Letter
Super Heroes & Monsters - Frank Caliendo
 
5
History Lesson: Grover Cleveland - Scott Dunn
St. Patrick's Day - Donnie Baker
 
6
"Bill Clinton" calls in
News with Kristi
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Rock Minute: The Leprechaun - Ian St. Ian
Out Drinkin' - Pat Daily
Beastiality in the News
 
8
"Morgan Freeman" calls in
"Dr. Phil" calls in
 
9
More News
The Civil Engineer - Jeff Caldwell
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
The Great Fukutoku Bank Caper
Belly Up: - Sir Charles & Tony
"Ernie Furglar" calls in
 
11
Smoking Pot - Paul Gilmartin
Celebrity Pot - Craig Shoemaker
 
12
Kristi's Glasses
Bobby Bowden - Tim Wilson
     


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Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
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Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 


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