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Friday, March 28, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
The Yankees - Doug Stanhope
Pissed Again - John Fox
The Nipple Ring Story
More News
The Larry King Game
 
2
More Larry King Game
Back to News
 
3
Peeing Outside
Stickup Urinal - Billy Mazing
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
The Sexy Tour - Jim Gaffigan
 
5
High School Athletics - Chad Daniels
More Larry King Game
Kids - Chad Daniels
 
6
Peeing Around the House
Answering Questions - Chad Daniels
Stilts
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Kids & More - Doug Stanhope
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
Amsterdam - Doug Stanhope
The Cheetos Tattoo - Chad Daniels
 
8
Quiting Smoking - Doug Stanhope
Becoming a Comedian - Chad Daniels
Relaxing - Doug Stanope
 
9
Music - Chad Daniels
Music & Comedy - Doug Stanhope
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Drinkin' and Talkin' - John Fox
Porn Camp
Chyna and Down There
Dogs and Karate
 
11
Gamblers & Losing - Doug Stanhope
Single Guys - Doug Stanhope & John Fox
 
12
Other Jobs - John Fox
No Respect - Chad Daniels
     
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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Evil Women
Dog Problem
News with Kristi
The Foldable Urinal & More
 
2
Kids in the Bathroom
Bill Mazing Products - Portable Toilets
Chris Bliss
 
3
Throwing Things
Taking Phone Calls
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Hollywood, Dogs & Britney - Kevin Pollak
Back to News
"Jumbo" calls in
 
5
The Tonight Show - Kevin Pollak
Tony Danza and More - Kevin Pollak
Letters about Porn
 
6
Quitting Smoking - Kevin Pollak
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Alan Arkin & Award Shows - Kevin Pollak
Commonality - Kevin Pollak
Christopher Walken - Kevin Pollak
Trying to Do James Woods - Kevin Pollak
 
8
Back to news
 
9
Kenny Tarmac calls in
People, News & Views - Larry King
Larry King Game - Kevin Pollak
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Larry King Game Callers
"Larry King" calls in
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
"Paul Harvey" calls in
Facial Surgery
 
11
Movie Star - Kevin Pollak
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Larry & Albert Brooks - Kevin Pollak
 
12
More Larry King Game
"Bill Clinton" calls in
     
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
YORMAT Tax Service
Tanya Harding in the News
The Gun Shot Guy
White Trash Expo
 
2
The New Bond Film
Bobby Bowden - Tim Wilson
Who Wants to Hear Dicky V.?
 
3
News with Kristi
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Throwing Objects in Anger
A Call From a Cop
More Phone Calls
 
5
"Donnie Baker" calls in
More on Throwing Things
 
6
Even More on Throwing Things
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Men Just Piss Me Off
Bad Childhood
Holiday Horror Stories: The Fork
 
8
Economologue: Casinos - Costaki E.
 
9
My Cousin Jay - Donnie Baker Editor's Pick
Parents Political Ads - Greg Warren
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
More on Throwing
Advice For Women - Tim Bedore
VBT: Animal Conspiracy - Tim Bedore
 
11
Billy Mazing Products: Stick Up Urinal Editor's Pick
Old Guys and Prostitutes
Bathroom Duty - Mike Armstrong
 
12
"Donnie Baker" calls back
An Uncomfortable Letter
     
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Dad and Porn
Gunner's Thoughts
Porn Phone Calls
 
2
Gunner's Hotel Story
Internet Porn - Da Vinci's Notebook
 
3
"Donnie Baker" calls in
"Jumbo" calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Morning Wood Ct.
Growing Up Asian - Steve Byrne
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
5
Mom Speaking - Steve Byrne
Tough Guy - Steve Byrne
 
6
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Dating - Steve Byrne
Belly Up: March Madness - Charles & Tony
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Traveling - Steve Byrne
Mom's Singing - Steve Byrne
Panda Sexercises
Video Games - Steve Byrne
 
8
More on Pandas
News with Kristi
 
9
At the Market - Steve Byrne
"Heinreich" Calls in
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Nagging Throughout Time
Anniversary Gifts
"Herm Johnson" calls in
Another Porn Call
 
11
The Zany Report
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
More on Anniversary Gifts
     
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Monday, March 24, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Flying - Donnie Baker
Chick's Back with No Voice
No Brains
News with Kristi
 
2
Airline Travel - Jeff Rothpan
More News
 
3
Bubbles & Kids
Even More News
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Sex is Good For You
The Man Song
Greatness vs. Importance - Scott Dunn
Sports with Chick
Statistician's Blues
 
5
Prostitutes - Scott Dunn
History Lesson: Lee vs. Grant - Scott Dunn
 
6
The Aggravator
The Comb Over Letter
What's Going on in Kristi's Guest Room?
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Buying Porn For Dad
Comb Over - Becky Kevoian
Belly Up: March Madness - Charles & Tony
 
8
More on Porn
Kristi's Uncle's Hears
Timothy
 
9
Closed on Easter
Day of Rest
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Oliver's Cliff Notes of the 70's
Signs - Dos Boys
Cliff Note's Theater: Titanic
Disco Lifestyle Awards
Chick McGee for Congress
 
11
Oliver's Cliff Notes of the 70's
More Obscure Bits
 
12
Belly Up: March Madness - Charles & Tony
     


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I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

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Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
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Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 


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