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Friday, March 30, 2007

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
 
2
David Spade
 
3
Clothing and College - Frank Nicotero
News with Kristi
Hour 2
4
Dogs - Frank Nicotero
Punjab - Heywood Banks
The Saw Mill Accident
 
5
Sports Bulletin: Baseball Chatter
Baseball Memories
Allergies - Frank Nicotero
 
6
Asian Whores - Tina Kim
Mom - Tina Kim
Online Dating - Tina Kim
Hour 3
7
Carlos Mencia
More news
The Joe Johnson Vocab Builder Upper
 
8
Jeff Daniels
 
9
Speaking - Tina Kim
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Hour 4
10
Asians - Tina Kim
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Girlfriends & Working Out - Eric Shorts
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls
 
11
Working as a Reporter - Tina Kim
New Father - Eric Shorts
Internet Trolls - Tina Kim
Dating for Two - Eric Shorts
 
12
 
     
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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Hour 1
1
Canadians
Sports with Chick
The Sex Change Alimony
 
2
More on the Sex Change Story
Dancing with a Man - Rodney Carrington
Corn Dog Love - Rodney Carrington
 
3
Death and Divorce - Nick Griffin
"Nick's Ex" calls in
Being a Maid - Nick Griffin
Hour 2
4
More on Being a Maid - NIck Griffin
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Dating & Shy - Nick Griffin
 
5
Opening Lines - Nick Griffin
Awkward Moments
 
6
Tombstone Maker - Larry Reeb
Married Life - Larry Reeb
Murphy the Bum - Larry Reeb
Hour 3
7
Going Bowling - Heywood Banks
You Can Be Mean to Me - Heywood Banks
Teased - Nick Griffin
Toenails
More on the Hobo - Larry Reeb
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
 
8
Looks
Making Love - Nick Griffin
Mr. Sound FX-II
 
9
Nick Needs a Dog
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
Today's Society - Nick Griffin
Hour 4
10
Big Butter - Heywood Banks
Brothers of Depression
Reality Shows - Larry Reeb
Therapy & Young Girls - Nick Griffin
Are You Taller... - Kristi Lee
 
11
Resumes - Larry Reeb
Antidepressants
Heywood's Farm
I Like Summer - Heywood Banks
 
12
More News
     
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Hour 1
1
Mr. Obvious - The Deck
Sports with Chick
Senior Citizens Twister
 
2
American Idol News
Dancing With the Stars News
American Homo
 
3
The Dog Savior
News with Kristi
Hour 2
4
King of England
Metrosexual - Drew Hastings
Weed in the News
"Jimmy & Tony" call in
 
5
Depression & Erections - Drew Hastings
Heart Problems
 
6
Pig Farmer - Drew Hastings
An Extra Ball
Trauma to the Groin - Heywood Banks
Kristi Stretches
Hour 3
7
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
Gentleman Farmer - Drew Hastings
"Doc Whiskey" Stops by
 
8
The Bobbit Technique
Vagimatic
Exercise - Drew Hastings
 
9
Windell Middlebrooks (Miller High Life)
Hour 4
10
VBT: Strange Dreams - Tim Bedore
 
11
More on Living the High Life - Windell Middlebrooks
Pretentious Eating
 
12
Unsmooth Moment
Johnny & Houdini
Drew & Windell's New Show
     
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Hour 1
1
I Want to Be Bob - Tom & Chick
Sports with Chick
CSI
People, News & Views - Larry King
Swearing - Daniel Tosh
 
2
Anna Nicole in the News
 
3
More on Anna
"The Judge" calls in
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
Hour 2
4
News with Kristi
The Frat House Story
Chug-a-lug - The Mad Armenians & Sid
"Jack Bauer" calls in
The Monkey Story
 
5
Johnny & Houdini
The State Fish
Hawaii - Geechy Guy
 
6
Visiting Chuck E. Cheese
Hour 3
7
Secret Public Journal - Mike Birbiglia
The Basketball Game - Mike Birbiglia
Chuck E. Cheese Hell - Tim Wilson
 
8
The Big Whale
More Odd news
Men and Women in Bed
 
9
Back to news
Weddings in the News
Hour 4
10
Cleminim - Tim Wilson
Four Million Dollars - Roy Wood Jr.
I Was a Cop - Mike Armstrong
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke Baby
 
12
Don't Look Now
     
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Monday, March 26, 2007

Hour 1
1
The Pain - Ross Bennett
Peyton Manning on SNL
Sports with Chick
It's all About Me - Sean Morey
Killing a Coach
 
2
Partying with Kristi
Bob's Bird Feeder
Trauma to the Groin
 
3
More News
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Hour 2
4
Greg Gumbel
 
5
History Quiz - Scott Dunn
 
6
Back to news
Tom's Life the Mad Lib
Pizzas and Dead Beats
Hour 3
7
More News
Cannibalism in the News
Spit Take Theater
"Nathan" calls Kristi
 
8
Tom the Daredevil
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Kristi's Night
 
9
Peyton Manning Audio
Are You Taller... - Kristi Lee
"Jumbo" Calls in
Hour 4
10
Suicides and More
Cheeseman in the News
Teenie Tiny Tattoo - Heywood Banks
 
11
News & Sports Quiz - Dan St. Paul
The Guy Who'd Rather Watch 24
 
12
People, News & Views
     


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LETTERS
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine