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Friday, April 6, 2007

Hour 1
1
Heaven vs. Hell All Star Game, Part II
Sports with Chick
The cross-dressing fireman
Man Boobs - Rex Stetson
The Parrot Story
 
2
News with Kristi
The Hero Cat
 
3
Buzz, Buzz - Anita Morehead
The Genie Song - The Mad Armenians
Hour 2
4
Talking About Tim Wilson
The Old Driver calls in
I Could Be Wrong - Tim Wilson
 
5
More news
Hot Doug's Hot Dogs
 
6
"Ernie Furglar" calls in
More News
Hour 3
7
On the Juice - Dan St. Paul
More News
News & Sports Quiz - Dan St. Paul
 
8
Todd Lehr
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
9
Chick vs. Kristi
News & Sports Quiz, Part II - Dan St. Paul
Hour 4
10
Baseball
Meeting JT - JT Thomas
Parking - Mike Armstrong
Weed & Eddie Murphy - JT Thomas
Concerts & Beards - Dan St. Paul
 
11
Easter Song - Paul & Storm
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
12
Gas Prices - JT Thomas
Circus of Death - JT Thomas
     
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Thursday, April 5, 2007

Hour 1
1
Pissed Again - John Fox
Sports with Chick
 
2
News with Kristi
 
3
Unsmooth Moments
The Fireman in the Bathing Suit
Larry King's Vacation Story
Hour 2
4
More on the Fireman
Dressing like a girl
Dancin With a Man - Rodney Carrington
The Masturbaters
Mooning and More
 
5
Tan Lines
American Idol news
 
6
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Help From a Caller
"Floyd Tucker"
Hour 3
7
Dogs - Paul Gilmartin
China - Paul Gilmartin
Back to news
"Nick Nolte" calls in
 
8
Doctors and Dentists
Hurt Arm - John Fox
 
9
Looks Like We Made It
Heather Mills in the news
I'm Fat, I'm Forty - John Fox
Hour 4
10
The Funeral Home - John Fox
More News
Coffee Makers - Steve Altman
Bathroom Doors - Paul Gilmartin
 
11
Bad Soap - John Fox
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Bad Pickup Lines - Paul Gilmartin
 
12
Pet Names
The Parrott Party - Paul Gilmartin
     
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Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Hour 1
1
Shut Up Randy! - Donnie Baker
Sports with Chick
The Astronaut Song - Bob Kevoian
The Great Fukutoku Bank Caper
 
2
The Test Drive
A Civil Engineer - Jeff Caldwell
 
3
Plumbing
Orange Barrels - Todd Yohn
The Breast Examiner
Hour 2
4
Keith Richards in the News
"Donnie Baker" calls in
News with Kristi
"Larry King" calls in
 
5
People, News & Views - Larry King
The Bite Story
 
6
Unsmooth Moment
Bad Credit - Jeff Caldwell
Odd News
Hour 3
7
More on Keith Richards
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
 
8
Dogs - Jeff Caldwell
Anna Nicole in the News
American Idol News
Elk and Roadrunner
 
9

Hotel Stuff
See Something, Say Something - Jeff Caldwell
Working Out - Jeff Caldwell

Hour 4
10
More Hotel Stuff
Stalkers Choice
Commercials - Jeff Caldwell
Shoes and Church
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Call From Hotel Manager
 
11
Call From Flight Attendant
Are You Smarter Than Bush
 
12
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Eating Healthy - Jeff Caldwell
     
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Hour 1
1
The Aggrivator
Sports with Chick
West Virginia T-Shirts
Church League Softball - Tim Wilson
 
2
Tim's New Album & Booty Man
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
The Yankees - Doug Stanhope
 
3
The First Baseball Game - Dan St. Paul
Hour 2
4
Bill Scheft
About Richard Jeni - Tim Wilson and Bill Scheft
 
5
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Four Cars Ago - Tim Wilson
Bruce Springstein - Tim Wilson
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
6
Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders - Jim Wilson
Hour 3
7
Geechy Guide - Geechy Guy
Chuck E. Cheese Hell - Tim Wilson
Pandas in the News
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
 
8
I Could Be Wrong - Tim Wilson
First Baptist Bar & Grill - Tim Wilson
 
9
News with Laura
Godzilla Call
Booty Man - Tim Wilson
Hour 4
10

More News
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Breast Cancer Awareness

 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke Baby
 
12

Unsmooth Moments
Jane Ketchup Stain - Tim Wilson

     
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Monday, April 2, 2007

Hour 1
1
Bump n Grind
Tim Meets His Mother-in-Law
Sports with Chick
Strip Clubs & Tim's Cousin
 
2
I Could Be Wrong - Tim Wilson
Tim's Facial Hair & Struther Martin
 
3
Struther Martin Sings Led Zeppelin - Tim Wilson
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Jamers Cameron & Jesus
Hour 2
4
Jane Ketchup Stain - Tim Wilson
Gregory Peck - Mike MacRae
Odd News
The $300 Taxi Ride
 
5
New Jokes For Old History - Scott Dunn
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
6
Daddy Worked - Tim Wilson
The Booty Song - Tim Wilson
Vince Vaughn - Mike MacRae
The George Song - Tim Wilson
Hour 3
7
Larry the Cable Guy
Vince Vaughn in Indiana Jones - Mike MacRae
 
8
Uncle B.S. - Tim Wilson
Roe v. Wade - Mike MacRae
Shirtless Gril
 
9
I Married a Woman - Tim Wilson
Celebrity Babies - Mike MacRae
Hour 4
10

Mike Birbiglia
VBT: Sleepwalking - MIke Birbiglia
Sports Bulletin
Vaginaise
Sam & Ella's

 
11
Cutsie Names - Mike MacRae
A.D.D. Test
 
12
Deep Voice - Mike MacRae
     


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LETTERS
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine