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Friday, April 11, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
End of the World - Henry Phillips
The Goose Letter
Everybody's Pissed at Me - Tommy G.
The Teeth Recall
 
2
The New Colors
News with Kristi
I Like Summer - Heywood Banks
 
3
Trains - Mark Sweeney
Prison Jokes & Mowing Skirts
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
People, news & views - Larry King
Shorts All the Time - Mark Sweeney
Marines & More - Mark Sweeney
Powdered Water - Billy Mazing
 
5
Vacations and More - Mark Sweeney
Teasing Kristi
 
6
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Pot Smoker - Mark Sweeney
Dickfer
Gators on a Plane
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Gang Parents
More News
Knowing You've Partied Too Hard - Mark Sweeney
Belly Up: Bill Buckner - Charles & Tony
The Fred
 
8
Deer Whistles - Mark Sweeney
Camping - Mark Sweeney
 
9
Dates - Mark Sweeney
Bear Attacks - Fred Klett
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Cheap Date - Matt Golightly
In East LA - Mark Sweeney
Prostitution - Mark Sweeney
 
11
Getting Into Comedy - Mark & Matt
Odd Jobs - Mark Sweeney
 
12
The Gas Station - Matt Golightly
The Self Check-out
     
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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Toast - Heywood Banks
Lincoln & Kennedy
El Conquistador
The Comedy Show Letter
 
2
This Old House and Chick's Drill
A Call From Lagina
Weed in the News
 
3
TV Returns
The New Crayons
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
News with Kristi
The Olympics
Powdered Water - Billy Mazing Editor's Pick
Celebrity Birthdays - Tim Cavanagh
 
5
The New Coffee
Looking Like a Drinking Buddy - Tom Segura
Electronic Issues
 
6
On the Road With the Wife - Pat Dailey
You're There - Pat Dailey
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
In the Bahamas - Tom Segura
Destination Weddings
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Spasticville & Midgets
Interventions - Tom Segura
 
8
Celebrity Look-a-likes
The Stoplight incident
 
9
I Didn't Put it All the Way in - Pat Dailey
Cows and Names
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Judah Friedlander
 
11
The Wallet - Tom Segura Editor's Pick
 
12
Go Out Drinkin' - Pat Dailey
The Masters
"The Elephant Man" calls in
     
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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Belly Up: Gary Busey - Charles & Tony
Sports with Chick
Elle Interviews Miley
The Final Four
County Names
Church League Softball - Tim Wilson
 
2
The Parking Lot Drug Deal
Changing Lunt
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
3
The Cursing Bird
The Junior Announcer Club
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
More on the Junior Announcer Club
Back to Lunt
Living in the Country - Jeff Caldwell
Jeff vs. Chick
More News
 
5
Chick's Area
The Balloon Council
The Pope Bobble head
"The Pope" calls in
 
6
Unsmooth Moment
Kristi's Grill
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Ian St. Ian calls in
Belly Up: Bill Buckner - Charles & Tony Editor's Pick
 
8
The New Costaki Jingle
State Slogans
 
9
Pooper Scooping
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Reviewing News with Tim
Obscure Tidbits with Tom
VBT - The New Wikipedia - Tim Bedore
 
11
The Family - Jeff Caldwell
Going Green - Jeff Caldwell
Jeopardy for Sluts
 
12
Finishing Up With Jeff
     
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Tattoo Lady - Dean & Jerry
Ellie Enters the Studio
Sports with Chick & Ellie
The Crown e-mail
Toenails
 
2
Don't Look Now - Rodney Carrington
News with Kristi
Traveling to Different Starbucks
Stalker's Choice
 
3
Unsmooth Moment
At the Coffee House - Crowe & Cummins
Drew's Hair
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
People, News & Views - Larry King
Drew's Look
Would You Rather?
Men's Bathroom Etiquette
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
5

Technology - Steve Altman
Political Attack Ads - Greg Warren

 
6
Part Native American - Marc Yaffee
Hef and the Girls
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
What is Love - Drew Hastings
Still Married - Marc Yaffee
Belly Up: Opening Day - Charles & Tony
 
8
Fur Burger
Chick's Coffee
 
9
News with Kristi
"Kenny Tarmac" calls in
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Secret Public Journal - Mike Birbiglia
The New TV Pilot - Mike Birbiglia
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
I Want to Be Bob - Tom & Chick
     
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Monday, April 7, 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
If You Love Me - Bob Kevoian
Drew's Picture
Charlton Heston in the News
Christopher Walken Audio
 
2
News with Kristi
Pull My Finger Charlie
Drews Girlfriend & Raising Hogs
 
3
More on Farming
Back to News
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
The Gentleman Farmer - Drew Hasting
More News
The Haunted Meeting
 
5
History Lesson: World War I - Scott Dunn
The Alamo - Scott Dunn & Drew Hastings
 
6
Drew's Photo
The Diamond Thong
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Sports with Chick
Shoes & Leadership
The Calendar - Drew Hastings
 
8
Aging - Drew Hastings
Listener E-Mails
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Twatch
More on the Calendar
 
9
Making Kids Cry - Drew Hastings
Call From a Non- Farmer
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Running Fences
Killing the Cows
Calls From Farmers
 
11
More on Farming
The Nagigator
Ken Tarmac calls in
 
12
Floyd Tucker: Standup Trucker
Would You Rather?
     


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Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 


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