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Friday, April 13, 2007

Hour 1
1

My Little Tax Buddy
66 colonoscopes stolen
Listener calls - colonoscope fun facts
Sex is the Best

 
2
More on the colonoscope caper
News wire highlights
Sports with Chick
 
3
Ryan Dalton joins the fray
Tom's bad popcorn story
Tom's popcorn tips
Hour 2
4
Ryan Dalton speaks (briefly)
Chick interupts with his own "Jethro" story
Ryan just turned 31 and threw out his back
Ryan's tattoo
Ryan's duct tape wallet
Kristi with news
 
5
Dr. Sigmoid calls in
Ryan's favorite TV shows
Dr. Sigmoid calls back
 
6
Ross Bennett joins the fray
A guy wihout a tounge calls in
More about the colonoscope caper
Ross discusses his colonoscopy
Hour 3
7
Ross Bennett's childhood memories
Ross's ambitions, afflictions and drug of choice
Kristi with more from the news wire
Ryan cuts his own hair and "nether regions"
Ross comments on the up and downsides of "nether shaving"
 
8
Heywood Banks "Going Bowling"
Tom's Beatles trivia
 
9
Heywood Banks "I Love Summer"
Hour 4
10

Peter Frampton calls in
Framptone "talk box" factoids
*Peter and Tom share birthdays (4/22)
Ross Bennett's off hand comments

 
11

Heywood Banks - "NASCAR patches"
Ian St. Ian - Peter Frampton interview
Ross Bennett - voting concerns
Ryan Dalton - Dog food supplements
Heywood Banks - intricate insult idea

 
12
Mark Eddie
     
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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
Snailman - Tommy G. & the Escargots
Albert Brooks Answering Machine - Kevin Pollak
 
2
Call From a Bingo Guy
The Man Song - Sean Morey
The Albert Brooks Show - Kevin Pollak
 
3
Breast Milk Into News
The Fun Doctor
News with Kristi
Hour 2
4
A Face You Remember - Blake Clark
First Time Shooting - Blake Clark
Drew Barrymore's Butt - Blake Clark
On the Tonight Show - Blake Clark
 
5
Married - Blake Clark
Character Actor - Blake Clark
 
6
Getting Recognized - Blake Clark & Mike Birbiglia
On Letterman - Mike Birbiglia
Forgetting Jokes - Mike Birbiglia & Blake Clark
Hour 3
7
Wife and Voice Work - Blake Clark
Song Blog - Mike Birbiglia
"Nick Nolte" calls in
The USO - Blake Clark
 
8
Hunting - Roy Wood Jr.
Pregnancy Scare - Roy Wood Jr.
 
9
The Wife Voice - Blake Clark
Playing for the Military - Blake Clark
Hour 4
10
Playing a General
The Golf Story - Mike Birbiglia
The Convention - Blake Clark
 
11
Blacking Out - John Mulaney
Irish Robin Williams - Blake Clark
 
12
Filming MASH - Blake Clark
     
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Hour 1
1
Mr. Obvious - The Noise
Sports with Chick
 
2
The Anna Nicole Results
Mini Coopers in the News
 
3
Working with Jimmy Kimmel - Bobcat Goldthwait
Skirts and Hats - Bobcat Goldthwait
Hour 2
4
A Visit From Grover - Bobcat Goldthwait
More News
Tattoos and More
Smoke Break
 
5
More News
Making a Movie - Bobcat Goldthwait
 
6
The Sign Language Problem
Separate Bedrooms
Tom Describes Bobcat's Movie
Hour 3
7
Working in a Fish Market - Bobcat Goldthwait
Back in the Comedy Days - Bobcat Goldthwait
Working in Chicago - Bobcat Goldthwait
 
8
Festivals and Bestiality - Bobcat Goldthwait
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
9
Unsmooth Moments
Porn Actors on the Set
Chick's Porn Dream
Hour 4
10
Los Angelas Vacation - Tim Bedore
Vague But True - Tim Bedore
"Bill Clinton" calls in
Money Shot - Jill Sobule
 
11
Greg Warren
 
12
"Call From a Fan"
About Sleeping Dogs Lie
     
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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Hour 1
1
We Are Smoking - Bob & Peter Kevoian
Sports with Chick
Fred - Rodney Carrington
Fred Tribute
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
2
"Jack Bauer" calls in
Bears - Fred Klett
Fred Tribute Continues
 
3
The Encounter - Victoria Fredricks
"Ernie Furglar" calls in
The Bitch Song - Henry Phillips
Hour 2
4
News with Kristi
First Baptist Bar & Grill - Tim Wilson
Gay Marriage at Disney
 
5
Paul & Storm enter the Studio
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Vagimatic
 
6
Themed Songs - Paul & Storm
Hour 3
7
The Southern Bill Cosby
More News
I Married a Woman - Tim Wilson
A Better Version of You - Paul & Storm
A Real Unsmooth Moment
 
8
News & Sports Quiz - Dan St. Paul
 
9
The Nagigator
"Al Gore" Calls in
Hour 4
10
Hot Pocket - Jim Gaffigan
A Call From Fred
Dickin Around at Work - Sean Morey
City Names
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Internet Porn - Paul & Storm
Interviewing Christopher Walken - Kevin Pollak
     
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Monday, April 9, 2007

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
The Old Lady Hole-in-One
"Old Man" calls in
YORMAT Tax Preparation
 
2
Kristi Enjoy Chocolate Again
Going to See Clapton
Call From Columbus
 
3
Pervert on a Ladder
Peek-a-boo Camera
Hour 2
4
Bad Names
"Donnie Baker" calls in
The Fireman in the Bikini
 
5
History Lesson - Scott Dunn
 
6
My Little Tax Buddy
Going to Hawaii
Vacationing Together
Hour 3
7
Bora Bora
Listener E-Mail
Walking Around Naked
I Want to Be Like Hef - The Fab Forum
 
8
People, News & Views
Doc Whiskey Stops By
Chick's New House
 
9
Johnny Awesome
Hour 4
10
Kenny Wayne Shepherd Rocks
How the Album was Made
More Blues
 
11
More with Kenny Wayne Shepherd
 
12
Chick's New One
Closing Out the Show
     


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Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine