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Friday, May 2 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
The Guy Who Got Lost & Why
The Friends I Can't Talk to Help Line
Flying and Fuel
 
2
News with Kristi
Grossest Thing You've Ever Eaten
Mother's Day - Sean Morey
 
3
Barbara's Affair
More News
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Political News
Barack on Letterman
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
5
Claude Balls and More Classic Names
 
6
Even More Names
Women and Double Standards - Claude Stewart
The Vending Machine
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7

$4 Million - Roy Wood Jr.
Visual STDs
Nicknames
Bro-Gain

 
8
Traveling in the RV - Tom Simmons
Coupons - Tom Simmons
Political Jokes
 
9
Married Guys - Louis Katz
Handicap Stalls & College - Louis Katz
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Car Jacking - Claude Stewart
Grandma - Louis Katz
Reliving the Senator's Interviews
 
11
Slot Machines - Tom Simmons
Women's Tennis - Claude Stewart
Us vs. the World - Tom Simmons
 
12
Mark Spitz
     
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Thursday, May 1 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Man, I'm Glad I'm a Man - Lou Balls
Reviewing the Hillary Interview
Politician's and Driving
Peanut Butter & More
Women who love MLB Players
 
2
"Bill Clinton" calls in
The Job Interview - Dan Grueter
 
3
HR & Interviews
The Casting Couch
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
John Feinstein
 
5
Making Movies - Auggie Smith
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
 
6
Barack Obama Editor's Pick
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Hooking Up with Kristi
Trailer Parks & Getting Older- Auggie Smith
 
8
Dr. Justine Lee
 
9
Vending Machines
Vending Machine Karma
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Leslie David Baker (The Office)
Sports with Chick
 
11
More News
 
12
Lesbos
Mama - Auggie Smith
     
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Wednesday, April 30 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
You're There - Pat Dailey
Sports with Chick
Song Writer's Contest
A.D.D. Song - Sean Morey
News with Kristi
 
2
A Better Version of You - Paul & Storm
The Prom Invite
The Soccer Player
 
3
Danica on Letterman
People, News & Views - Larry King
Donnie Baker calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Car Alarms & Pop Corn
The Monkey Gets New Eyes
More on Danica
The Tang Letter
The Astronaut Song - Bob Kevoian
 
5
Redskin Colored Glasses
Drinking and Driving - Wild Bill Bauer
Stop Signs & Strip Malls
 
6
Sports with Chick
Call About WIld Bill Bauer
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Uncle Arnie Plays Russian Roulette - Wild Bill Bauer
More News
Waiting For Costaki
 
8
Economonologue: Mascots - Costaki E.
 
9
VBT: Conservatives & Liberals - Tim Bedore
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Blind Grandpa - Wild Bill Bauer
Music & Videos
Someone Your Age - Wild Bill Bauer
Vietnam Vet - Wild Bill Bauer
Sen. Hillary Clinton Editor's Pick
 
11
Going to the Store - Wild Bill Bauer
 
12
Movies and Titles - Wild Bill Bauer
     
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Tuesday, April 29 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Shut Up - Maurice Shivalianus
The Baloon Council
Dolphins in the News
Statitician's Blues - Todd Snider
 
2
The Carrot Story
Video Game News
Belly Up: Clemens Trial
 
3
News with Kristi
Trophy Wife Barbie
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Locked in the Dentist Office
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Man Boobs - Rex Stetson
More on the Dolphins
Star Kissed - Toby Keith
 
5
Frugal & the Pool - Dave Dugan
Flilpper - Kivi Rogers
Sex is Best - The Whole Gang
 
6
Moving Back Home - Dave Dugan
Pool Tips For Dave
Calls About the Ducks
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
BIll Scheft
 
8
"Mr. Sound FX-II" calls in
More Letters
 
9
The Dolphin Noise
Belly Up: No Sports - Sir Charles & Tony Editor's Pick
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
The Chair Sniffer
This GD House - Bart & Sid
Mile High Club
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
 
12
I'll Never Smoke With Willie Again - Toby Keith
     
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Monday, April 28 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Orange Barrels - Todd Yohn
Chick's Hotel & The Draft
Hotels - Jeff Rothpan
News with Kristi
Barack Plays Basketball
 
2
Chick's Shirt
More on No ESPN
T-Shirts - Tony Edwards
 
3
Back to News
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Shut Up Shocker
People, News & Views - Larry King
Chick McGee Rocks
 
5
History Lesson: Louisiana Purchase - Scott Dunn
History Lesson
Feeding His Kids - Scott Dunn
 
6
Roger Clemens in the News
Trailer Park Woman - Pinkard & Bowden
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Kristi the Carnival Ride
The Guy Who'd Rather Play Guitar
Sports with Chick
 
8
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Students of the Week
Chick's Toys
 
9
Kristi the Roller Coaster
More on the Hotel
Back to News
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Sleep Number Car Seat
Back to news
If Kristi Were in the Circus
Circus Love - Paul Gilmartin
Bob's Circus - Jeff Rothpan
 
11
Pets on your Lap
The One-Eye Love - Heywood Banks
 
12
Internet Porn - Da Vinci's Notebook
Political Attack Ads - Greg Warren
     


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I love the pod cast I have been tuning in to your show for years I just got the VIP pass and the pod cast just makes it that much more enjoyable. Hell its the best show on radio!
 
Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 


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