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Friday, May 9 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Just Like Mom Maid Service
News with Kristi
 
2
The Guy in the House
Appendix vs. Period
Best Damn Period Show Period
The Seat Back Pocket
 
3
Statistician's Blues - Todd Snider
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
New Father - Kenny Smith
Stripper Life Coaches - Donnie Baker
Body Change Dispencer
Vending Machines - Kenny Smith
Cologne - Kenny Smith
 
5
New Facial Hair
Bed Bath & Beyond - Heywood Banks Editor's Pick
 
6
Reality TV News
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Redskins Fans
Big Family - Earthquake
Politics
Price Gouging - Donnie Baker
Cooking Breakfast - Kenny Smith & Earthquake
 
8
Drinking
The Bad Breast Enhancement
 
9
Going to Subway - Kenny Smith
The New Band-aids & Color
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
The Hawaiian Song - Heywood Banks Editor's Pick
OJ & More - Earthquake
Love is Rough - Earthquake
Breaking Up - Kenny Smith & Earthquake
 
11
Sports with Chick
 
12
More Sports
More on Life Coaches
     
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Thursday, May 8 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Mother's Day - Paul & Storm
More on the Chinchilla
Chinchillas & You - Ernie Furglar
News with Kristi
 
2
Kayaks Letter
Civil Engineer - Jeff Caldwell
More Chinchilla Talk
"Larry King" calls in
 
3
Spit Take Theater: Mom
Obama & Cars
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
People, News & Views
Weed-Eeze
The Messiah Institute of Technology
 
5
Shorts Arms - Fred Klett
Bear Attacks - Fred Klett
Big Family - Fred Klett
 
6
Dad - Fred Klett
The Monkey - Fred Klett Editor's Pick
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
In Europe - Fred Klett
The Brother That Didn't Talk - Fred Klett
Price Gouging - Donnie Baker
Life Coaches - Donnie Baker
 
8
Growing Up with Brothers - Fred Klett
Belly Up: Contracts - Charles & Tony Editor's Pick
 
9
Being a Dad - Fred Klett
Giving Up & Getting Tired - Fred Klett Editor's Pick
The Back Pocket on the Plane
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Wrestling - Fred Klett
Sports with Chick
The Dog vs. The Police
 
11
Barack talks about Cars - Barack Obama
Entertainment News
 
12
Finishing Up News
     
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Wednesday, May 7 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
El Spanish Learno Systemo
Political News
 
2
Job Interview Letter
Circus Love
Ice Cream Deaths
The Yankees - Doug Stanhope
 
3
More News
Having Fish
Fishin' Worms - Heywood Banks
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Nuns and Voting
It's a Great Day - Paul Thorn
The Sarcasm Letter
Mr. Obvious - The Moody Wife
 
5
The Gas Price Protest Singer
Price Gauging - Donnie Baker Editor's Pick
American Idol Audio
 
6
Odd Pets
"Jumbo The Elephants" calls in
Chinchillas
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
More on Kristi's Chinchilla Editor's Pick
Life Coaches
Stripper Life Coache - Donnie Baker Editor's Pick
 
8
Ice Cream - Costaki Economopoulos
Dogs and Chinchillas
 
9
Even More on Chinchilla
My Name - Cosatki Economopoulos
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
VBT: Trailer Hitch Balls - Tim Bedore
 
11
"Matt From Furglar's" Calls in
Chincilla's & You - Ernie Furglar Editor's Pick
Ironing Man Editor's Pick
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Her Vibrator Needs Parts - Floyd Tucker Editor's Pick
 
12
Godzilla Phone Call
     
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Tuesday, May 6 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Hillary on Letterman
The Motorcycle Guy
Other Jobs - Danica Patrick
 
2
"Donnie Baker" calls in
News with Kristi
Toast - Heywood Banks
 
3
Spring Break & You - Ernie Furglar
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
Do It For Yourself - Dov Davidoff
Wearing a Bra
I Want to Be Your Bra - Dean & Jerry
Grand Theft Auto
 
5
Crazy Cat & Dog People
Talking to Young Women - Dov Davidoff
 
6
The Yankee Story
Prison & Stripes
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Tattoos and Clothing
Mother's Day - Paul & Storm
The Donut Cam
SPJ: TV Pilot - Mike Birbiglia
 
8
Unsmooth Moments
Horn Players
Barack Obama Editor's Pick
 
9
"Bill Clinton" calls in
Kristi's Diet
Title of the CD - Dov Davidoff
Candy bars and Prostitutes - Dov Davidoff
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Baseball Announcers - John Caponera
Other Cultures - David Crowe
Exercise - Dov Davidoff
Early Morning News Shows
Punching a Camel
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Sports with Chick
     
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Monday, May 5 2008

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 1
1
Cinco de Mayo - Tim Cavanagh
Gunner's Zombie Dream
Sports with Chick
Kristi's Trip
 
2
What Mom Should Make
News with Gunner
 
3
Mother's Day - Paul & Storm
More News
Married By Snake Handlers
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 2
4
NFL Caskets
Riding in the Trunk
Cleveland Steamer - The Mad Armenians
Getting Back Together - Dr. Will
 
5
History Lesson: The Hindenberg - Scott Dunn
 
6
If you Love Me... - Bob Kevoian
People, News & Views - Larry King
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 3
7
Iron Man & Other Entertainment
Video Games - Dr. Will
Jeopardy for Sluts
Lefty Jar Hammer - Billy Mazing Editor's Pick
 
8
Photobooth
Presidential Material - Dr. Will Miller
Scatting AC/DC - John Evans
 
9
Monks into Sabbath
Working Hard
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 4
10
Online Psychiatry - Dr. Will Miller
The Presidency
TV - Dr. Will Miller
 
11
Thirteen - Doc Whiskey
Danica Patrick Editor's Pick
 
12
More with Danica Patrick Editor's Pick
     


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I love the pod cast I have been tuning in to your show for years I just got the VIP pass and the pod cast just makes it that much more enjoyable. Hell its the best show on radio!
 
Sweet! Now I get to listen anything, anywhere.
Jack Ikner
Clovis, CA
 
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine
 
 


 


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