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Friday, May 11, 2007

Hour 1
1
The Joe Johnson Memory System
Sports with Chick
Listener E-Mails
Beer Run - Todd Snider
 
2
Most Used Passwords
Shirtless Girl
 
3
Changing Last Names - Eddie Ifft
More News
Hour 2
4
Drink Driving - Eddie Ifft
Riding Bikes - Eddie Ifft
Back to News
 
5
Swimming with Sharks - Eddie Ifft
Printer Colors - Eddie Ifft
Mr. Obvious - The Noise
 
6
Names - Kivi Rogers
Cheap Daddy - Kivi Rogers
Hour 3
7
Married with Kids - Kivi Rogers
News Stories
Gross Food - Eddie Ifft
Younger Women - Kivi Rogers
 
8
"Morgan Freeman" calls in
Getting Old - Kivi Rogers
The Motorized Bed Story
 
9
 
Hour 4
10
Bill Engvall
Dogs & Voices - Kivi Rogers & Eddie Ifft
 
11
Toast - Heywood Banks
Running Track - Kivi Rogers & Eddie Ifft
 
12
Oil & Printer Ink - Eddie Ifft
Flipper - Kivi Rogers
Clay-Nation - Eddie Ifft
     
 
 
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Hour 1
1
Morthers Day - Paul & Storm
Sports with Chick
Ex-Porn Star
What's Under Bob's Hat - Heywood Banks
 
2
Educated people
News with Kristi
Bob's Circus - Jeff Rothpan
 
3
It's a Great Day - Paul Thorn
Hour 2
4
Getting Rid of Girlfriends - Roy Wood Jr.
Managers - Roy Wood Jr.
"Al Gore" calls in
 
5
Marines & Dragons - Roy Wood Jr.
Dating - Greg Hahn
More New
 
6
College Athletes - Roy Wood Jr.
Hour 3
7
Heywood's Gangsta
Happy Birthday Month - Heywood Banks
Playing Guitar
Big Butter Jesus - Heywood Banks
 
8
The Simple Life in Prison
More News
 
9
I Like Summer - Heywood Banks
Achievements - Roy Wood Jr.
Hour 4
10
Tom's Clothes
The One-Legged Criminal
NASCAR Patches
More news
 
11
"Bill Clinton" calls in
Back to News
 
12
Talents I Don't Have - Roy Wood Jr.
Music
     
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Hour 1
1
This Damn House - Sid & Bart
Sports with Chick
Tie You Up! - Duke Tumatoe & Sam Kineson
 
2
Kristi's Baby Picture
OJ & the Restaurant
News with Kristi
 
3
More News
Tom's Mic Shorts Out
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
Hour 2
4
Back to News
The Tombstone Vandals
The Angel of Death - Tom Mabe
 
5
Pics on the Web
Outsourcing PSA - Donnie Baker
The Queen in the News again
 
6
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
We Are Smoking - Bob & Peter Kevoian
Hour 3
7
Odd News
Bad Music from the past
Peoples, News & Views - Larry King
Candidates Hidden Talents
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
8
The MySpace Party
"Bill Clinton" calls in
Tequilla in the News
 
9
"Morgan Freeman" calls in
The Smokers Anthem - The Mad Armenians
Cooking a Chicken on Stage
Hour 4
10
The Thought Police - Tim Bedore
Animals in the News
VBT: - Tim Bedore
 
11
Chick's New Hairstyle
More News
 
12
Investment Tips - Jack Freeman
     
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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Hour 1
1
Mr. Obvious - The Cabin
Sports with Chick
The Presidential Guest List
Presidential Invitation - Tom Mabe
 
2
Mother's Day - Paul & Storm
Kristi's Tea Party
 
3
The Grilled Cheese Tattoo
Chick's New Tattoo
Tattooed Lady - Dean & Jerry
Hour 2
4
The Queen at the White house
"The Queen" calls in
Parrots in the News
 
5
Buttafucco in the News
Spider Vein Woman
 
6
The Joey Buttafucco Hair Club For Men
Kristi's Food Choices
Hour 3
7
Donnie's Journal - Donnie Baker
The Power of Cake - Jim Gaffigan
Vegetarians - Jim Gaffigan
Kristi Cooking For a Man
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
 
8
Toenails
Spit Take Theater: Mother
 
9
Parents & Baby Pictures
Just Like Mom Maid Service
Hour 4
10
Riding in the Blimp
Train Drivers
Back to News
Pirates & Tissues
"Morgan Freeman" calls in
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke Baby
 
12
Water Safety - Ernie Furglar
     
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Monday, May 7, 2007

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
The Rocket Returns to Baseball
Good Investments - Jack Freeman
 
2
More on the Rocket
The Yankees - Doug Stanhope
Funerals and Stoplights
 
3
Kristi's Cereal Bowl
The Beaver Computer
Bigfoot in the News
Hour 2
4
Bigfoot & Wrestling - Greg Warren
News with Kristi
Candidates Bad Habits
Chick Buying a Purse
 
5
History Lesson: Pocahontas - Scott Dunn
The Job Interview - Dan Grueter
 
6
People, News & Views - Larry King
Hour 3
7
1 Year to Live
The End of the World - Henry Phillips
The Pancreas Song - Heywood Banks
Kristi's BBQ
 
8
Horse Meat
The Office
Vegetarian Porn
Burger Pony
Vegetarians - Jim Gaffigan
 
9
Adult Diapers in the News
Hour 4
10
Spider Vein
News & Sports Quiz - Dan St. Paul
AC/DC Hokey Pokey - Jim Bruer
 
11
Danica Patrick
 
12
Danica Patrick
     


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LETTERS
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine