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Friday, June 1, 2007

Hour 1
1
Business Investments - Jack Freeman
Sports with Chick
Listener E-Mails
 
2
News with Kristi
Sueing eHarmony
The Peeping Tom-Tom
 
3
The Spelling Bee
More News
Hour 2
4
More News
Chick Forgers his Pants
Sugar Buger - Steve Poltz
Somdomy Bell
 
5
E-Mails & Lawyers
My Horn Goes Beep - Steve Poltz
 
6
Lung Collapse - Steve Poltz
The Tooth Fairy
Hour 3
7
The Boy Needs a New Head - Steve Poltz
America - Steve Poltz
Cheetos Jingle - Paul & Storm
 
8
The J - J. Chris Newberg
Sing-a-long - J. Chris Newberg
A Quick Song - Steve Poltz
 
9
Tom in the Bathroom
The Commander - J. Chris Newberg
Hour 4
10
Larry the Cable Guy
Call Me - J. Chris Newberg
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
11
Girl Song - J. Chris Newberg
Monkeys & Manson in the News
Dating Shows - John Burton
 
12
Boners - J. Chris Newberg
Bald head - John Burton
Roommate Song - J. Chris Newberg
Big Butter Jesus - Heywood Banks
     
 
 
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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Hour 1
1
Out Drinkin' - Pat Dailey
Sports with Chick
An Odd Request
Man Boobs - Rex Stetson
 
2
Bill Engvall
 
3
I Like Summer
News with Kristi
Hour 2
4
Memories - Steve Trevino
Midget Mechanic in the News
More odd Stories
 
5
Midget with a Club
Nicknames & Fishy
 
6
What Happened to Men - Steve Trevino
People, News & Views - Larry King
Hour 3
7
Gay Bars and Ring Fingers
Bears in the News
The Next Best Thing Audio
Interviewing Christopher Walken - Kevin Pollak
 
8
Working From Home
More News
Being a Real Man - Steve Trevino
 
9
Graduation Speech - Donnie Baker
Hour 4
10
The New Navigator
Mr. Obvious - The Critter
Mr. Obvious - The Noise
 
11
Being a Teacher - Ryan Singer
The New Boy - Tom Simmons
 
12
Ted Nugent
     
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Hour 1
1
Father's Day Poem - Paul Gilmartin
Donnie Baker & Ernie Furglar
Sports with Chick
Go Little Sofa - Paul & Storm
 
2
Odd Food Combos
Vaginaise
 
3
More on Odd Food
It's a Great Day... - Paul Thorn
Hour 2
4
One Last Strange Food
Airports and Security - Bobby Slayton
Kids - Bobby Slayton
Quick news
 
5
Deleted Scenes - Bobby Slayton
Daughters - Bobby Slayton
 
6
Frank Caliendo
Happy Bobby Slayton - Frank Caliendo
Jeff Goldblum
Hour 3
7
Hooters Casino & Women - Bobby Slayton
News with Kristi
 
8
The Bandito - Tom Shillue
Craig Gass
 
9
Things Not to Say - Tom Shillue
Wife At the Show - Bobby Slayton
Hour 4
10
The and Improved Tim Bedore
VBT: The Surgery - Tim Bedore
Dorks and Nerds - Tom Shillue
 
11
Barbershopping - Tom Shillue
The Barbershop Quartet Convention
Barbershop Hip-Hop - Paul & Storm
 
12
Rumsfeld Parenting - Tom Shillue
     
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Hour 1
1
The Aggrivator - Tim Wilson
Sports with Chick
Old Lady Basketball
Wiper Blades - Heywood Banks
 
2
Big Boob Story
News with Kristi
iGasm
Spider Vein Woman
 
3
Big Foot - Greg Warren
Star Trek Wedding
Hour 2
4
Working with Mikey - Mike Armstrong
The Effing House Family Restaurant
Teletubbies in Poland
Hobo Nation
 
5
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
More News
Never Had Ketchup - Mike Armstrong
 
6
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Bathrooms, Hobos & Cops - Mike Armstrong
Hour 3
7
"The Refugee" calls back
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
"Nick Nolte" calls in
 
8
Getting Up Early - Mike Armstrong
"Crooked Cop" calls in
 
9
More news
Watching the Clock
Hour 4
10
Food Combos
The Power of Cake - Jim Gaffigan
More on the Strange Food Combination
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
I Could Be Wrong - Tim Be
"Bill" calls in
     
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Monday, May 28, 2007

The Best of BOB&TOM
Hour 1
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Hour 2
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The Best of BOB&TOM
 
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Hour 3
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The Best of BOB&TOM
 
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LETTERS
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine