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Friday, June 15, 2007

Hour 1
1
Gary Busey & Charlie Manson
Sports with Chick
Listener E-Mail
 
2
Tom & Chick Go to Home Depot
Father's Day Tips - Donnie Baker
 
3
Kristi has no one
Living in Vegas - Ron Shock
Hour 2
4
In Prison - Ron Shock
Back to News
The Construction Worker
On the Phone Again - Floyd Tucker
Saggy Pants
 
5
More News
 
6
Aging in Japan
Shooting out TVs
Acting and Directing - Jim Gaffigan
Hour 3
7
Tom the Heckler
New York & Feelings - John Fisch
Parents - John Fisch
Father's Day Tips - Donnie Baker
 
8
"Leyland" calls in
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
9
Starbuchs and Kids
Hair & Online Dating - John Fisch
Hour 4
10
More News
An Introduction - Rich Ragains
Trauma to the Groin - Heywood Banks
 
11
Dating - John Fisch
Getting the Name Right - Marques Bunn
 
12
New Porn - Rich Ragains
     
 
 
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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Hour 1
1
The Man Song - Sean Morey
Chick with Sports
Colts get their Super Bowl rings
Kristi's golf outing bra malfunction
 
2
Shorts made of Meat (from the maker of CompuBeaver)
Floyd Tucker's "On The Phone Again"
 
3
Greg Warren joins
The Pong - Ping wedding?
Hour 2
4
John Feinstein calls in from Oakmont CC
   site of the USGA U.S. Open
 
5
Kermet Apio on sharing a name with a frog
 
6
More with Kermet Apio
"Bill Clinton" calls in
Hour 3
7
More with Greg Warren
More with Kermet Apio
Kenny Tarmack calls in
 
8
Ernie Furgler calls in
More with Greg Warren
More with Kermet Apio
 
9
Ryan Stout joins the fray
Hour 4
10
More with Kermet Apio
More with Ryan Stout
Tom tries to match Kristi up with Ryan
 
11
Geechy Guy calls in
 
12
Wrapping up with Kermet, Ryan & Greg
     
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Hour 1
1
Father's Day Poem
Love Tips - Donnie Baker
Sports with Chick
The Vendetta - jimmy Shubert
 
2
Doing Things Topless
Phone Calls on Being Topless
 
3
"Donnie Baker" calls in
News with Kristi
Hour 2
4
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
All By Myself...
The Derby - Tom Mabe
Me & Echo - Tom Mabe
The Love Line - Tom Mabe
 
5
Secret Public Journal - Mike Birbiglia
 
6
People, News & Views - Larry King
Hour 3
7
On the Phone Again - Floyd Tucker
News with Kristi
"President Bush" calls in
 
8
Costaki Economopoulos
 
9
Turrets - Tom Mabe
The Murder Scene - Tom Mabe
Hour 4
10
VBT: The World is Going Crazy - Tim Bedore
On the Phone Again - Floyd Tucker
 
11
More News
"Nick Nolte" calls in
 
12
"Donnie Baker" calls in
I Want to Be Bob - Tom & Chick
     
segment

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Hour 1
1
I Like Summer - Heywood Banks
Nude Haircut Letter
Go-to Fantasies
Sports with Chick
 
2
More Listener e-mails
Pizza Delivery
All By My Self...
 
3
Shirtless Girl
News with Kristi
Hour 2
4
A New Look - Daniel Tosh
Surfing - Daniel Tosh
Back to News
 
5
Sinks & Toilets
Skinny Girls - Daniel Tosh
Nude Photos - Daniel Tosh
 
6
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
A Big Kid - Daniel Tosh
Female Athletes - Daniel Tosh
Hour 3
7
Nick Nolte calls in
Religion & Time - Daniel Tosh
Catchphrases - Daniel Tosh
Asian news
Nick Nolte Calls back
 
8
Eskimo Love - Daniel Tosh
The Tonight Show
Big and Beautiful - Daniel Tosh
Breaking up - Daniel Tosh
 
9
Mom Sees the Show - Daniel Tosh
Chapstick - Daniel Tosh
Hour 4
10
Hair Removal - Daniel Tosh
Cell Phone Etiquette - Donnie Baker
Bonents
Herm Johnson calls in
Church and More
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Finishing Up with Daniel Tosh
     
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Monday, June 11, 2007

Hour 1
1
Joe Johnson Spanish Learno Systemo
The Sopranos Finale
Sports with Chick
 
2
News with Kristi
Paris Back in Jail
The Herp
 
3
New Medication - Jeff Caldwell
STD vs. VD
Gonorrhea - Peter Verde
Hour 2
4
More on The Sopranos
Back to News
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
5
History Lesson: Ben Franklin - Scott Dunn
Dirty Chick
 
6
Donkey in the Well
Chick's Water Joke
Back to News
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
Boob in the Drawer
Hour 3
7
Boob in the Drawer Story
Mr. Mad Dog Sings the Blues - Jimmy Mattis
Internet Love Phone Call
 
8
Back to News
People, News & Views - Larry King
 
9
Even More News
Ocean's 13 Review
Bad Hair Designers
Hour 4
10
Kristi Finding a Man
Happy Ending Hair Salon
Topless Hair Cut Phone Call
More Phone Calls
Father's Day Poem - Paul Gilmartin
 
11
Sports Quiz - Dan St. Paul
 
12
Unsmooth Moment
Paris Hilton Prison Diary
     


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LETTERS
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine