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Friday, August 10, 2007

Hour 1
1
Hot Pockets - Jim Gaffigan
Last Name Pronounciation
Sports with Chick
 
2
The Cat Lady
The Castrated Guy
 
3
Leter From a Married Guy
Love & Einstein - Nick Griffin
Hour 2
4
The Master Cleanse - Steve White
An Alligator Story
"Jumbo the Elephatn" calls in
 
5
People, News & Views - Larry King
The Landlord - Steve White
If You Love Me... - Bob Kevoian
 
6
Health Food Kick
Call From a Nurse
Hour 3
7
Last Names - Robert Duchaine
"Morgan Freeman" calls in
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
Dancing and More - Steve White
 
8
Tough Dads - Robert Duchaine
Porn Shops - Robert Duchaine
 
9
Rupert Calls in
Hour 4
10

The Funeral Director - Marvin Todd
Eating Right - Robert Duchaine
Music - Steve White
Brand Loyal

 
11
Talking with the Guys
 
12

Pets - Robert Duchaine
Daddy - Marvin Todd
Finishing Up News
Don't Look Now - Rodney Carrington

     
 
 
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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Hour 1
1
Peeping Tom-Tom
The Heat
Sports with Chick
The Expensive Baseball & IRS
Church League Softball Fistfight - Tim Wilson
 
2
Testicle Removers
"Sergeant Square Nuts" calls in
 
3
More on the Castrated Guy
News with Kristi
Hour 2
4
Having Kids at 50 - Robert Schimmel
Dealing with Family - Robert Schimmel
A Rough Couple of Years - Robert Schimmel
 
5
Surviving Cancer - Robert Schimmel
A Blue Act - Robert Schimmel
 
6
Retaining Water - Robert Schimmel
More Medical Problems
Hour 3
7
Success Guru - Jack Freeman
The Business of Living - Jack Freeman
Medical Marijuana - Robert Schimmel
 
8

Good Investments - Jack Freeman
Sigfried & Roy - Robert Schimmel

 
9
Meeting Doug Saulnier
Hour 4
10
Fuzzy Zoeller
College Days - Doug Saulnier
Gambling - Doug Saulnier
Kristi & Doug, the Perfect Couple
 
11
More on Gambling - Doug Saulnier
 
12
Drinking Problem - Doug Saulnier
Watching His Weight - Doug Saulnier
     
segment

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
Barry Bonds Breaks the Record
Who's on the Juice - Johnny Rump
 
2
The Puke Light
 
3
Funeral Processions
"Herm Johnson" calls in
Eating With Tom - Drew Hastings
Hour 2
4
Drew's Lifestyle - Drew Hastings
Larry & Barry Bonds
More News
 
5
Other Cultures
Shopping for Sake - Drew Hastings
Going to a Restaurant
Kristi & Drew on a Date
 
6
More on the Fantasy Date
Hour 3
7
"Donnie Baker" calls in
More on the Fantasy Date
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls in
"Bill Clinton" calls in
 
8
The Economonologue - Costaki Economopoulos
Drinking
 
9
The Date Continues
"Larry King" calls in
Tom the Waiter
Hour 4
10
VBT: Bad Influences - Tim Bedore
 
11
Drew's Gone
Watching People on Dates
You Know That Couple
 
12
Women & Dating - Mike Birbiglia
Chick's Shoe Room
     
segment

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Hour 1
1

It's a Great Day - Paul Thorn
Sports with Chick
Chick's Shoe Room

 
2
Zen Thought of the Day
Come on Eileen
The Whittling Show
 
3
Odd News
Hard Work and Sex
Hour 2
4
Big Box Store Story
The Astronaut Song - Bob Kevoian
Rupert Calls in
 
5
The Shoe Room
Surfing - Kristin Key
 
6
More on the Shoe Room
Call From a Hat Guy
Hour 3
7
Harry Shearer
Hitting Geese - Kristin Key
The GPS Lady - Kristin Key
The Aggrivator
 
8
Hot Tubs & Sauna
Last Comic Standing House - Kristin Key
Weed - Kristin Key
 
9
Unsmooth Moment
Problem with White Pants
The Very Personal Waitress - Kristin Key
Waffel Talk
Hour 4
10
"Bill Clinton" calls in
Breaking Up and Bikinis - Kristin Key
Snakes & Hawaii
Truama to the Groin - Heywood Banks
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-The-Joke, Baby
 
12
Tattooes - Kristin Key
     
segment

Monday, August 6, 2007

Hour 1
1
The Fukutoku Bank Caper
The Big Pen
Sports with Chick
 
2
Finger Stuck in the Gas Tank
Call From a Listener
More Finger news
 
3
Unsmooth Moment
Trouble in China & More News
Hour 2
4
The Queen's E-Mail
More Odd News
The One-Legged Driver
Thoughts on P.I.'s - Donnie Baker
 
5
History Lesson: Benedict Arnold - Scott Dunn
Doc Whiskey Stops By
 
6
Hunting Doves - Mario DiGiorgio
Greasinart
Making Food Last
Hour 3
7
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
The Lady Who Kept Having Kids
People, News & Views - Larry King
Another Vacation Story - Larry King
 
8

Pizza and Cleaning Up - Mario DiGiorgio
Collars on Golf Courses
Dress Codes - Mario DiGiorgio

 
9
A Cynic's Guide to a Rich & Full Life - Mario DiGiorgio
Mr. Obvious - The Noise
Hour 4
10
The S Word - Mario DiGiorgio
...on a Shingle
Talking Animals - Mario DiGiorgio
Mr. Sound FX-II
Larry King's Vacation Story
 
11
Rupert Calls in
The Shaving Campaign
 
12
More Cynic's Guide - Mario DiGiorgio
Fingerless - Mario DiGiorgio
Viva Viagra
     


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LETTERS
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine