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Friday, August 24, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 4
1
She's Talkin' Again
Sports with Chick
Michael Vick Joke - BIll Scheft
The Cross Dresser at the Grocery Store
 
2
Dressing Up Like a Girl
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Tom's Long Shirts
The Encounter - Victoria Fredericks
 
3
A Few Thoughts - MIke Armstrong
Half-Naked Pictures of Putin
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 3
4
Chick's Sock Problem
On the Phone Again - Floyd Tucker
News with Chick
Lindsay Lohan in the News
 
5
Things in the Movies - Mike Veneman
Back to News
 
6
New Boobs for Jena
More News
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 2
7
Dr. David Wolf (NASA)
Great Moments in NFL History - Peyton Manning
 
8
On Sports - Joe DeVito
A Power Lifter - Joe DVito
 
9
More on Power Lifting - Joe DiVito
Real Jobs - Mike Veneman
Always a Bitch - Henry Phillips
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 1
10
Jungle Jim's Phone Call
"Donnie Baker" calls in
More on Power Lifting - Joe DiVito
United Way Sketch - Peyton Manning
 
11
The Blimp Idea
ED Commercials
 
12
Be Prepared
Tattoo Guy - Joe DiVito
Holly Hunter
     
 
 
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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 4
1
Sports with Chick
Porno - Mike Storck
Cable TV - Donnie Baker
Loss of Productivity
 
2
News with Kristi
Ralph Harris on Last Comic Standing
 
3
"Herm Johnson" calls in
The Old Guy Playing Football
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 3
4
Old People Having Sex
Senior Citizen Twister
Cars and Social Life - Keith Alberstadt
 
5
MIni Vans and Loneliness - Keith Alberstadt
Naked in Public
 
6
Unsmooth Moment
Living Alone - KEith Alberstadt
Homeless in LA - Spanky Brown
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 2
7
Ken Tarmac calls in
The Ex Wife - Spanky Brown
"Bill Clinton" calls in
 
8
Economopoulos - Costaki Economopoulos
You've Gotta Hit That
 
9
Going to Hell
TVs in Bars
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 1
10
More on Going to Hell
Back to News
"Morgan Freeman" calls in
Going on a Date - Keith Alberstadt
 
11
More on Going Dates
 
12
The Rangers Game
More News
     
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Hour 1
MP3 Hour 4
1
I Want to Be Bob - Tom & Chick
Sports with Chick
The Peyton Bowl
A Car Jacking
Peyton Meets the Queen - Peyton Manning
 
2
More on the Peyton Bowl
NFL Moments: Super Bowl XLI - Peyton Manning
 
3
24 News
Back to News
Casket Carnival
Hour 2
MP3 Hour 3
4
Divorced Women - David Crowe
Dating Again - David Crowe
Back to News
The Horn and the Bell
 
5
Kidney Stones - Mark Morfey
Random Thoughts - Mark Morfey
The Movie Voice Guy - David Crowe
 
6
Working Out - David Crowe
More Random Thoughts - Mark Morfey
Hour 3
MP3 Hour 2
7
Japanese - David Crowe
Even More Random Thoughts - Mark Morfey
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
Back to News
Trophy Wife Barbie
Bumper Stickers for Other People - David Crowe
 
8
Johnny & Elvis
Back to News
"Paul Hardley" calls in
 
9
Back to News
Even More Random Thoughts - Mark Morfey
Hour 4
MP3 Hour 1
10
VBT: The Big Fly - Tim Bedore
Fashion & Celebrities - NIck Griffin
"Ken Tarmac" calls in
 
11
The Zany Report - Bob Zany
Fix-the-Joke, Baby
 
12
Unsmooth Moments
The Amr Wrestling Machine
     
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Hour 1
1
Sports with Chick
Listener E-Mails
Joe Johnson Spanish Learno Systemo
 
2
MIke Birbiglia in Reader's Digest
Bear at the Beerfest
"Jumbo the Elephant" calls
 
3
More on the Bear
Drinking
Hour 2
4
Bada Bing For Sale
"James Gandolfini" calls in
Back to News
Charlie the Vegitarian
Vegitarians - Jim Gaffigan
 
5
Sex in a Van
"Donnie Baker" calls in
The Beaver Story - Jeff Foxworthy
 
6
The Unsmooth Moment
The Shoe Collection
Mr. Obvious - The Noise
Golf - Peyton Manning
Hour 3
7
Meeting the Queen - Peyton Manning
"President Bush" calls in
"The Queen" Calls in
 
8
SNL - Peyton Manning
Doing Commercials - Peyton Manning
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
9
Super Bowl Strategy - Peyton Manning
Kick Offs
Hour 4
10
"Floyd Tucker" Calls in
Collections & Football Cards - Peyton Manning Editor's Choice
NFL Moment: Super Bowl XLI - Peyton Manning Editor's Choice
 
11
The Nude Beach Guy
More News
 
12
 
     
 
 
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Monday, August 20, 2007

Hour 1
1
Man Boobs - Rex Stetson
Sports with Chick
Dog Parties
Cartoon Animal - Heywood Banks
 
2
Johnny & The King
The Vacuum and the Clown
"Donnie Baker" calls in
 
3
More News
Hour 2
4
HIgh School Musical 2
Bill Scheft
Psychiatrists - Dr. WIll MIller & Bill Scheft
 
5
Papa & Dad - Scott Dunn
History Lesson - Scott Dunn
 
6
Analyzing TV - Dr. Will Miller
Johnny & The King
Hour 3
7
Adult Lessons Learned From Kids
A Sense of Smell - MIke Storck
Pizza Kit Factory - Mike Storck
 
8
Pizza Delivery
"Donnie Baker" calls in
Car Problems
Video Games - Mike Storck
 
9
Tattoos - Mike Storck
"Bill Clinton" Calls in
Hour 4
10
The Dog - Mike Storck
Dating - MIke Storck
The New CD & More on Pizza
 
11
"Larry King" calls in
Getting His LIfe Together - Mike Storck
"Floyd Tucker" calls in
 
12
 
     


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LETTERS
Dear bobandtom.com
I noticed that you asked for feedback on the podcast option, and I just want to say it's great! I live in Norway, and by our timezone (GMT +1), The Bob and Tom Show goes live between noon and 4 pm, which really isn't a great time to listen to the radio, considering that one has to got to school and work every now and then.

The Bob and Tom Show makes my day, every day, and to me those four hours of podcasts are solid gold. Don't ever stop podcasting!

Sincerely
Lasse Juliussen, VIP-member from Norway
 
I'm so computer illiterate, I thought you had to have an IPOD to use this, then screwing around one day! NOW I LISTEN TO YOU ALL THE TIME, thanks so much. I used to get up an hour earlier just to listen to you in my big rig, now my wife stays pissed

Eddy
 
I love the pod cast !!! I work nights and sleep when you're on in the morning so I listen while I work. thanks for all the laughs!!!
Larry Miller VIP Member
 
Dear Bob & Tom
I'm a locomotive engineer, and sometimes it's hard to stay awake when working nights. But now I download the Bob and Tom show to my iPod, and I have no problem staying awake.
Thanks for the help,

Allen Gaspers.
 
Dear Bob & Tom,
Thank you for making MP3's available. Ever since I moved from Fresno to Maryland three years ago I haven't been able to listen to you on my one hour commute to work (one way). Now my iPod is really paying for itself. Not only that but I get to listen to you at work and on the commute home too.
Thank you,

Ed Baumgartner
Lexington Park, MD
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
All I can say is Thank you for this wonderful idea. Not only are you helping me pass the time in my truck all day, you are helping the economy. Here's how
New CD rom that burns mp3's :$85.00
New car radio that plays mp3's $154.00
Listening to Bob and Tom ten hours a day: Priceless
Thanks again,
Mike TenBroeck
Jacksonville, Fl
 
FINALLY!!
THANK YOU! BOB AND TOM
LOVE YOUR SHOW!
DENNIS
 
GREAT IDEA!
All my PM activities are now looking so much better. I can't think of a more enjoyable way to jog, mow the lawn, or just screw around than to do all of these things while listening to the Bob & Tom show.

YOU GUYS ROCK!  

Tony Rettig
Findlay, Ohio
 
Dear Bob and Tom site team,
Kudos on the MP3 version of the show. It will certainly make the show better for the VIP section, and it'll be great to download a favot=rite show or two for a long trip or when I'm not able to listen at my computer or on the radio. Excellent idea, folks.

Beau Landaiche
Austin TX
 
Dear Bob and Tom,
You don't know how welcome this new MP3 news is!!! This is going to be SO unbelievably handy for all of us who listen to MP3s a lot. What I've been having to do in order to enjoy the show at work, is find an audiograbber program that would record streaming audio, and record the previous week's worth of shows - in real time - on the weekends, which obviously took HOURS. So, being able to download them right from the website is going to be a real time saver, not to mention the quality will undoubtedly be better.

I've been a VIP member for a long time now, and this is really going to make it even more worthwhile having. There are several people who I've turned onto the show at my office (Brunswick, Maine) and I always suggest to them signing up for the VIP service cause it's so cheap and there's so much to it. I think this may just push them over the edge into doing it! That's what we have to do here in Maine cause even though you're syndicated in Bangor, Maine, that's way over on the coast up north and those of us in the bigger cities of Maine can't get that station. If you guys could get on a station out of Portland, Maine, THAT would be heard by a whole lot more people.

Til then though, I'll be faithfully downloading the shows all the time so I can listen to them at work! Thanks in advance for this awesome opportunity. I know I, for one, really appreciate it!

Sincerely,

C.J. Haldeman
Lewiston, Maine